The Bore's 2nd (or THIRD :-*) POST YOUR NUDE PIC thread

[Shaka Khan]

Why don't you spread your knees and snap a new photo right now with your phone? Or is your dick N balls in your wife's purse as well?

[Raban]

No thanks. But I accept Cock pics and EBT cards.

[nudemacusers]

Why don't you spread your knees and snap a new photo right now with your phone? Or is your dick N balls in your wife's purse as well?

dont have the studio lights out right now, i want them to look their best 

[TakingBackSunday]

Another from Coachella (awful quality):



Better one for comparison:



And me the other night:



Be honest Borebros do I look overweight/unhealthy :-/

[Raban]

Be honest Borebros do I look overweight/unhealthy :-/

fuck outta here you look fine. Insecurity sure is unhealthy tho

[Himu]

jesus christ, you fucking bitch, brand new. I will put an oil cylinder in your MOUTH and just poor pork rinds down.

[nudemacusers]

looking a little bloaty but could just be the lighting or angle. i'd lose 10 just to be safe.

[Shaka Khan]

Another from Coachella (awful quality):

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When I first saw this I literally thought "I don't remember taking this photo!"

In other words, you look perfect bb.

[TakingBackSunday]

looking a little bloaty but could just be the lighting or angle. i'd lose 10 just to be safe.

hate u

Sorry about that dudes.  I go through phases of moderate body dysmorphia and combined with a few drinks, I guess I try and fish for compliments.  It's not attractive, I realize.  I'm getting better at it though.  Went nearly a month without feeling shitty about my body.

[Shaka Khan]

bb you need some self-lovin.

[TakingBackSunday]

Like I said, it's been getting better!

[nudemacusers]

bb u like fine

[demi]

Sounds like you need to find whatever gay communities PD has been hanging out at and fish for comments there.

[Shaka Khan]

Sounds like you need to find whatever gay communities PD has been hanging out at and fish for comments there.

http://www.lpsg.com/fictitious-stories/
http://www.lpsg.com/ask-a-transgender-person/

Respectively.

[nudemacusers]

... there is a forum for large penis support.


:deadpos

[Shaka Khan]

Of course there is, bb. It's a struggle.

(If you wanna be a member without paying, you have post a dick pic while holding a sign )

[Phoenix Dark]

... there is a forum for large penis support.


:deadpos

shout outs to Smooth Groove. That place is hilarious.

[nudemacusers]

i mean, uh, of course i knew about that place. they sent me an email when I signed up for the internet so many years ago.

[CatsCatsCats]

... there is a forum for large penis support.


:deadpos

Hey, being accosted by middle aged women in dive bars when you wear skinny jeans is a real struggle.

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it's happened three times now some lady will "accidentally" brush it. I'm not a piece of meat! :'(

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[brawndolicious]

Cinco de  Mayo

[demi]

wow shes so hXc

[brawndolicious]

She was very drunk.

[demi]

Yea totally

[Phoenix Dark]

looks like you asked a random chick to take a pic with you. But a W is a W so grats.

I fux with that semi 5 o'clock shadow

[brawndolicious]

I've known her for over a year and we work together. It was the first time she'd been so much more drunk than me so I was trying uncomfortably to keep her chill.

[Madrun Badrun]

You were meant for mutton chops.

[TVC15]

am nintenho is pretty hot.

[Mupepe]

I liked him better with the kermit shirt.  But I like the more mature looking version.  I'm so sexually confused.  Hold me.

[Phoenix Dark]

Shark looking good as usual.

[Phoenix Dark]

"How did you lose your eye?"
"Detroit"
*vaginas dampen*

[nudemacusers]

on the subject of eyes



have your son rake his rock-sharpened nails across your cornea brehs

[brob]

How many panties did your wife soak when you told her it was from a bar fight

[nudemacusers]

let me put it this way: I have an upholstery cleaning service coming in a hour.

[nudemacusers]

i took two vicodin and ralphed  WHERZ MAH OXY

[brob]

I had my eye cut once. it was at night, but it was so sensitive to light anything but complete darkness felt like getting stabbed in the face. It healed quickly enough tho.

[nudemacusers]

yeah i'm super sensitive to light right now. have to wear my stunnah shades everywhere 

you aren't joking about the face stabbing sensation. i decided to be an alpha and drive myself to the emergency room, and had to pull over a couple of times to scream into the dashboard 

[El Babua]

Damn mac. Hope that gets better soon.

On a positive note, you can actually legit wear an eye patch.

[Phoenix Dark]

You have to son your son now or he'll never respect you.

[nudemacusers]

i branded his shoulder with my initials in retaliation

[Eli Gulgin]

This page is making me scream internally. Eye trauma

[nudemacusers]

bandages removed, vision a little fuzzy and sensitive, totes grimy tho 

[Phoenix Dark]

no pics of the goon who gave you the L?

[nudemacusers]

 

[Phoenix Dark]

Poison is a coward's weapon, nudemacusers

[Shaka Khan]

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I don't know how to say this, but have you considered a DNA test?

[nudemacusers]

plausible deniability brehs

edit: I joke about him being the result of a workplace fling with my wife but he's basically me with the brightness turned to maximum.

[Phoenix Dark]

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I don't know how to say this, but have you considered a DNA test?

[Madrun Badrun]

Poison is a coward's weapon, nudemacusers

I don't think killing a child with your bare hands, which is clearly the least cowardly method or murder, is any less cowardly.  Shit, that kid looks like he is still young enough that you could do the deed just by shaking him a bit.

[nudemacusers]

marry a daughter esau and high priestess of yacub brehs 

[Shadow Mod]

Nude could have been a little blonde boy. My dad has what looks like almost jet black hair and he was a towhead.

[Himu]

White people are demonic, Shaka. Sometimes they are born with blonde hair and it becomes black. Demons.

[nudemacusers]

Nude could have been a little blonde boy. My dad has what looks like almost jet black hair and he was a towhead.

nah i was fairly brown, hair was lighter tho. my wife was casper white and blond but is now demon white with copper-brown hair... on the plus side my daughter has closer to my skin tone, but yacub's sorcery is slowing corrupting her as the months go on 

[Shadow Mod]

I was born strawberry blonde then it became the most boring brown ever. Now I just dye it dark brown.

[Himu]

I was born strawberry blonde then it became the most boring brown ever. Now I just dye it dark brown.

You may find this hard to believe, but in my salad days, my crowning glory was a bright shock of strawberry blonde curls.

[El Babua]

Was born white as fuck but browned up as time went on. Mom laments it sometimes as parents of our culture are wont to do.

[Phoenix Dark]

be disappointed by your children's color brehs

[Shaka Khan]

Was born white as fuck but browned up as time went on. Mom laments it sometimes as parents of our culture are wont to do.

That feel... is well known brehs.

[Van Cruncheon]

lookit that white person

[Phoenix Dark]

lookit that white person

Few more pockets and this could be a Rob Liefeld cover. Suburban-X

[benjipwns]

Few more pockets and this could be a Rob Liefeld cover. Suburban-X

You can take the material from the feet.