The Bore's 2nd (or THIRD :-*) POST YOUR NUDE PIC thread

[abrader]

that's a goddamn horrible haircut

1.) its not a haircut

2.) lets see your best first out of bed photo

[warcock]

war, you wanna switch lives? You'd fit in nicely on the South Shore of Long Island. I ran into four douchebags like that just the other night at 7-11. They didn't all have that haircut, but they were all 100% guidos anyway. They even were yelling lines from "My New Haircut" the whole time, without a shred of irony.

I cant, guidos arent fond of non 100 percent italians. Im only 1/4 sicilian(smeered in moorish blood to boot), the rest of me is lebanese. I am not ready yet, my cover isnt perfect. I need to perfect the blowout, the tan and especially the facial hair elimination. Then the accent ... ahh soooo much work.

[CajoleJuice]

Well, we need to talk so you can copy and magnify my accent. 

[warcock]

Well, we need to talk so you can copy and magnify my accent. 

CAWFEEEEE

 

[Powerslave]

that's a goddamn horrible haircut

1.) its not a haircut

2.) lets see your best first out of bed photo

what is it then

[tiesto]

war, you wanna switch lives? You'd fit in nicely on the South Shore of Long Island. I ran into four douchebags like that just the other night at 7-11. They didn't all have that haircut, but they were all 100% guidos anyway. They even were yelling lines from "My New Haircut" the whole time, without a shred of irony.

I cant, guidos arent fond of non 100 percent italians. Im only 1/4 sicilian(smeered in moorish blood to boot), the rest of me is lebanese. I am not ready yet, my cover isnt perfect. I need to perfect the blowout, the tan and especially the facial hair elimination. Then the accent ... ahh soooo much work.

I know plenty of guidos who aren't 100% Italian, hell some of the people in that infamous picture posted above don't even really look Italian. Cajole and I will help you get the Lawn Guyland accent down, it's really not that difficult to emulate.

[abrader]

that's a goddamn horrible haircut

1.) its not a haircut

2.) lets see your best first out of bed photo

what is it then

1.) just woke up 30 seconds before

2.) Someone opened the blinds

3.) Someone took my picture as the sun makes me wanna hide because im too sleepy for that shyt

But hey - im the guy who will post a fresh out of bed pic to be criticized by you, a guy who hasnt shown any pic

[abrader]

war, you wanna switch lives? You'd fit in nicely on the South Shore of Long Island. I ran into four douchebags like that just the other night at 7-11. They didn't all have that haircut, but they were all 100% guidos anyway. They even were yelling lines from "My New Haircut" the whole time, without a shred of irony.

I cant, guidos arent fond of non 100 percent italians. Im only 1/4 sicilian(smeered in moorish blood to boot), the rest of me is lebanese. I am not ready yet, my cover isnt perfect. I need to perfect the blowout, the tan and especially the facial hair elimination. Then the accent ... ahh soooo much work.

I know plenty of guidos who aren't 100% Italian, hell some of the people in that infamous picture posted above don't even really look Italian. Cajole and I will help you get the Lawn Guyland accent down, it's really not that difficult to emulate.

When I think modern Guido I do not think Italian - I think many different varieties with pleated pants on, loafers with no socks and skin tight shiny shirts.

[Phoenix Dark]

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Is this you? omg exotic 

[Powerslave]

that's a goddamn horrible haircut

1.) its not a haircut

2.) lets see your best first out of bed photo

what is it then

1.) just woke up 30 seconds before

2.) Someone opened the blinds

3.) Someone took my picture as the sun makes me wanna hide because im too sleepy for that shyt

But hey - im the guy who will post a fresh out of bed pic to be criticized by you, a guy who hasnt shown any pic

Because in order to criticize something you need to practise or should have done the same thing you're critizing too, right? Just like how you only can criticize actors and musicians if you're one of those yourself. right abrader

[Powerslave]

[abrader]

I think right now all I wanna criticize is the 2009 MAxima!!!

Stop distracting me with your witch-hunts!



DROOOOOOLZ

[TakingBackSunday]

Me at our winter formal dance with mah date



My beard has gotten much longer since then.

I am oh so skinny.

[Flannel Boy]

Me at our winter formal dance with mah date
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My beard has gotten much longer since then.

I am oh so skinny.

Dump her for the chick to your right.

[TakingBackSunday]

I don't really talk to either of them other than the brunette.  The middle girl is like way cooler than I am.

Oh high school!

[CurseoftheGods]

BrandNew, you've got a great smile. No joke. Ditch the beard, though.

[TakingBackSunday]

Whhhhyyyyyy, I love when my beard is grown fully.  Those are just bad pics. 

[MCD]

you look hotter than all of these girls combined, no homo.

also, beard is awesome, curse is just jealous :p

[Flannel Boy]

Listen to the gay man. Women hate beards. Or they just hate me and all the while I was hoping it was the freakin' beard.

[TVC15]

Fuck that, you have the best beard on Evilbore.  Arby am cry.

[MCD]

Fuck that, you have the best beard on Evilbore.  Arby am cry.

TVC knows what's up.

[Ichirou]

I like the short brunette girl.  She's cute.

[brawndolicious]

Fuck that, you have the best peach fuzz on Evilbore.  Arby am cry.

fixed.

[Flannel Boy]

I like the short brunette girl.  She's cute.

Her?

[etiolate]

[Ichirou]

Why is your mustache a different color from the rest of your beard?  Did you dye it?

[demi]

disgusting beard

[etiolate]

Why is your mustache a different color from the rest of your beard?  Did you dye it?

Nope, just lighting.

[cloudwalking]

^^ etiolate, what's with the darth vader pic in the background? it looks like a puzzle/collage but i can't make it out.



i took this a couple of days ago with my isight.

[Phoenix Dark]

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Screw Arvie/BrandNew: this am best beard on EB

[TakingBackSunday]

I'd just get rid of the old 1800s stache and it'd be awesome.

[CajoleJuice]

Your pics are always so good, cloud.   

[warcock]

Your pics are always so good, cloud.   

MEH. not my type despite her being really nice. Im more along CAJOLE JUICES lines kinda guy.

[Rman]

That's you, cloudwalking?  You're one pretty lady.  And I say that sincerely and respectfully.

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[CajoleJuice]

Your pics are always so good, cloud.   

MEH. not my type despite her being really nice. Im more along CAJOLE JUICES lines kinda guy.

You REALLY need a date for Valentine's, huh? I was gonna shave, but since you like it so much...

[warcock]

Your pics are always so good, cloud.   

MEH. not my type despite her being really nice. Im more along CAJOLE JUICES lines kinda guy.

You REALLY need a date for Valentine's, huh? I was gonna shave, but since you like it so much...

[cloudwalking]

thanks guys

post pics of your cats

i got some new pics the other day, just have to get them off the other computer!

[cloudwalking]

[Bloodwake]

Those are probably the most awesome cats ever to be cats.

[cloudwalking]

they do some hilarious shit. get two cats and i guarantee you will have an endless source of entertainment.

[Tauntaun]

they do some hilarious shit. get two cats and i guarantee you will have an endless source of entertainment.

I can vouch for this.

[Phoenix Dark]

Two cats don't always equal lulz, especially if you've had one for a couple years and then get another. Our first cat STILL hates the new one, which we've had for almost a year. The new cat is pretty young and constantly tries to play with the older, more moody one. I suppose the lulz come when the new cat gets smacked around by the older one :/

And the new cat is in heat like every other week. We need to do something about that, her moans are pissing me off 

[Mupepe]

they do some hilarious shit. get two cats and i guarantee you will have an endless source of entertainment.

i wish i had two cats.  i can barely even hold on to one.  i've always dreamed of two cats at once.  or scissoring on my bed

wait, wrong kind of cat

[demi]

Two cats don't always equal lulz, especially if you've had one for a couple years and then get another. Our first cat STILL hates the new one, which we've had for almost a year. The new cat is pretty young and constantly tries to play with the older, more moody one. I suppose the lulz come when the new cat gets smacked around by the older one :/

And the new cat is in heat like every other week. We need to do something about that, her moans are pissing me off 

Maybe in a black household, white people normally know how to take care of pets

I don't need to bring up Michael Vick

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[Bloodwake]

I used to have two cats. The older one was quite shy and somewhat sickly, and the younger one ran around like it was on steroids. The younger cat used to fuck with the older one, and it provided some epic lulz.

[Powerslave]

cat sex 

[etiolate]

Orange cat is pimp

Cloud, it is one of those pictoframe collages of Darth Vader.

[abrader]

My take -

You are in a different class from the dod on yer right and left.....they are your ugly friends - the guys girls will deal with just to get to you.

Additionally - dont go fukk one of those heffers and get them pregnant - I can see all three of those girls ending up knocked up and pregnant and annoying by 21 max. One of them might become a stripper.

Anyway - I say you are destined for great things - do not mingle with the commoners. Move out of that small town and eat the world!

[TakingBackSunday]

The two dudes are both like All-Ohio football players.  I once went to a football game.

And the girls aren't that bad.  My date was actually really cool that night and we danced like animals I tell you.  I was going to hang out with her after but all she was planning to do was smoke and girls who smoke is not okay in my book.  Kinda trashy if you ask me.

The other shorter blonde is a bit annoying but nice all the same.  Smokes waaaaay too much and kinda thinks she's hot shit.  But again, she's never really been mean to me.

The brunette is the coolest.  She lives on a farm and her parents are both like biologists or whatever.  She listens to Cat Power and Animal Collective.

[tiesto]

Go for the brunette, she's by far the best looking in the picture, and if you say she's the coolest... the choice should be obvious. Though I have no idea what Cat Power and Animal Collective are... indie bands?

[TakingBackSunday]

Basically, yeah.  Cat Power is Chan Marshall, this chick:



and she rocks.  Her last couple of albums have been quite good.

And Animal Collective is some trippy ass music, but it's good all the same.  You might've heard of Panda Bear before–he's apart of Animal Collective.

And btw, she's dating the dude she's in front of.  So...yeah.

[Mupepe]

chicks that smoke get poked 

QFT

I'll get high with her.  She doesn't smoke cigarettes though, right?

[TVC15]

Cat Power and Animal Collective are okay, but they are no Dmitri Shostakovich.

[abrader]

ok - mingle and party with these lasses if you must - but you seem to cosmetically have good DNA - not alot of that these days - dont mix it with the wrong eggs

It is your responsibility to nature to use it properly.

[warcock]

ok - mingle and party with these lasses if you must - but you seem to cosmetically have good DNA - not alot of that these days - dont mix it with the wrong eggs

It is your responsibility to nature to use it properly.

:rapetime

[Ichirou]

Go for the brunette, she's by far the best looking in the picture, and if you say she's the coolest... the choice should be obvious. Though I have no idea what Cat Power and Animal Collective are... indie bands?

qft, the brunette is such a cutie.

[cloudwalking]

Hey cloud what kind of cat is the little one?

minu (the small one), the black and brown girl, is a mix... we're not really sure of what, but her mother's owner said there's some norwegian forest cat somewhere down the line.

the big orange dude is yoshi and he's a purebred siberian. his grandparents are from russia. we got him from some awesome young breeders here in switzerland -- he was from their first litter. their cats are unbelievably gorgeous. http://www.siberiandream.ch

[TakingBackSunday]

chicks that smoke get poked 

QFT

I'll get high with her.  She doesn't smoke cigarettes though, right?

Both.

[drew]

The two dudes are both like All-Ohio football players.  I once went to a football game.

I fucking knew it!  That haircut on the guy to the left is so Ohio, and this is a shot in the dark, but he goes to private school doesn't he?  And I'll bet at least one of you owns a pair of those Birkenstocks shell toed things, amirite?

The brunette is the coolest.  She lives on a farm and her parents are both like biologists or whatever.  She listens to Cat Power and Animal Collective.

Cute.  If you're at all interested you should go for it now before the world corrupts her.