Oh I'm gonna enjoy visiting you, honey.

willco looks 15 years old
'tis true! Especially when I'm clean shaven.
Look at those fingers, I bet they're nice cock grippers.

Well, I'm sure they've handled sausage more than enough.
Don't be jealous because your personal life resembles the Mets playoff run.
Did you cut your hair or is it just stuffed in the hat? I thought it looked badass long.
Yeah, I did cut it really short recently. Mainly for interviews. Oddly enough, "badassness" is not one of those things DMs look for.
plus obligatory "you need a beard" comment
I occasionally rock one - it depends on my mood. I've been on the market and beards/long hair don't really go over as well with the women I'm into (I've been dating women in their late 20s as of late).
The baseball cap makes you look really kiddish.

And the over-sized clothes make you look like The Thing in a tux
They're not really over sized.
I'm over sized.
willco ur fat
u mad?