Looking back, being a teenager sucked

[The Fake Shemp]

I know adults tell kids that they don't want to grow up too fast, because high school is the greatest time of their lives and the last part of their life without real responsibilities - but what a crock of shit.

I didn't start living life until my twenties.

[Flannel Boy]

Looking back, everything sucked! 

[Vizzys]

yay teenager thread

[Catz]

Pfft, the greatest part of your life is college, not high school. Being a teenager in high school sucks.

[Disposable White Guy]

[CajoleJuice]

I really can't take these threads anymore.

[MrAngryFace]

Yeah I actually dont wanna be a teen again, ever

[Bloodwake]

AMEN TO THIS THREAD

[Cheebs]

Looking back, everything sucked! 

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[Mr. Gundam]

High school was awesome, and college was really awesome, but I have no desire to relive either period of my life.

Junior high, on the other hand, was the worst two years of my life.

[Saint Cornelius]

I really can't take these threads anymore.

srsly, we're all nerds and all of our lives sucked. it's better now right?


...rite?

[Bacon]

High school was fucking great.

[etiolate]

Yeah teendom is just a struggle to get through.  It's not fun unless you're trust fund babies or such.

I remember most of my Senior year chitchats were with sophmores and freshmans who were stressed out, and I kept telling them to just wait it out and get through it. I wasn't a counseler, I was just approachable. =/ 

[Madrun Badrun]

I'm taking this as an endorsement to further emo threads by me. 

[Flannel Boy]

Looking back, everything sucked! 

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:'(

[Christopher]

highschool started off sucking so bad, but jr/senior year rocked hard.  

[max_cool]

yeah, teenage life blows hard. Ask any adult if they would like to go back to Jr High or Highschool and I'm positive 99 out of 100 will say no.

[Human Snorenado]

Looking back, I sadly seemed to be more productive as a human being and had a better (read: any) idea what I wanted to do with my life and how to go about accomplishing that.

Although I'm not your usual person, I guess.

[CajoleJuice]

You and me both.

[Catz]

I think middle school was the worst for me. I got made fun of a lot

[xnikki118x]

I think middle school was the worst for me. I got made fun of a lot

Same. Acne sucks baaaad.

I did like high school though, much more than I like college.

[drozmight]

Middle school through Highschool wasn't much fun. I was pretty much the kid people liked to kick around, and I think that ruined college for me.

But whatever, I make money now, so fuck all ya'll motha fuckers.

[Scurvy Stan]

Let's all collectively listen to the Verve Pipe's Freshman song right now.

[Catz]

You know what's great? And this might sound really really bad, haha. But going onto facebook and looking up all the jerks and assholes that were mean to you back in school and seeing how they're doing now. It's like: YOU GOT FAT. OWNED ASSHOLE - THATS WHAT U GET FOR MAKING FUN OF THE SWEATER MY GRANDMA GAVE ME!!

lol ultimately childish, but still amusing.

[Scurvy Stan]

Someone's not bitter.

[Catz]

Someone's not bitter.

Yeah I liked that sweater.

[Scurvy Stan]

Someone's not bitter.

Yeah I liked that sweater.

I'm sure it was quite cute.

[Catz]

  Apparently it wasn't.

[xnikki118x]

You know what's great? And this might sound really really bad, haha. But going onto facebook and looking up all the jerks and assholes that were mean to you back in school and seeing how they're doing now. It's like: YOU GOT FAT. OWNED ASSHOLE - THATS WHAT U GET FOR MAKING FUN OF THE SWEATER MY GRANDMA GAVE ME!!

lol ultimately childish, but still amusing.

I feel the same way sometimes, haha.

What was bad for me was when everyone else got acne too, after I'd been battling it for like 3 years and was finally getting rid of it. They would ask me for pointers to get rid of it and everything. Looking back, it would have been awesome if I had told them some weird concoction that would have burned off their skin or something. I was too nice and eager to be accepted back then, though.

[tiesto]

You know what's great? And this might sound really really bad, haha. But going onto facebook and looking up all the jerks and assholes that were mean to you back in school and seeing how they're doing now. It's like: YOU GOT FAT. OWNED ASSHOLE - THATS WHAT U GET FOR MAKING FUN OF THE SWEATER MY GRANDMA GAVE ME!!

lol ultimately childish, but still amusing.

Yeah, I found out about some of the kids who used to pick on me... they didn't do shit with their lives; one's a coke addict, another's jobless, another is having major quarter-life crisis issues, another is balding, etc. While I'm out here living the good life 

[CrystalGemini]

I don't know what the people in high school, middle school, or elementary school are doing.  Can't say I really care either.

[ToxicAdam]

I was pretty much a jackass in high school. I am pretty embarassed by how I acted in hindsight. At the time, I was having the time of my life. But in reality I hurt a lot of people and probably made their lives uncomfortable.

[Candyflip]

I'm enjoying it. I hope I don't grow to be so bitter. Junior High was actually pretty bad though. I miss being 6-11 the most though.

[Ichirou]

I wish my high school years had been like a John Hughes movie.

[Smooth Groove]

The best thing about being a teenager is that you can have a boner all day.  I bet many of us guys are going to miss those days when we get older. 

[MrAngryFace]

I dunno, I think HR would be after me all the time if I had a boner 24/7 at work.

[Smooth Groove]

What is HR?  You have a deskjob though, right?  At least you can hide it under the desk. 

[MrAngryFace]

I dont sit behind a desk ALL day, there is a lot more to deskjobs than Office Space would lead you to believe.

[Smooth Groove]

Can you please answer what HR stands for?  I guess it would be kinda embarrassing for you to be giving a presentation with a boner.  I think I figured out why we always have to wear white coats when working with patients. 

[Madrun Badrun]

Human Resources - the real world sexual harassment pandas.   

[Smooth Groove]

Human Resources - the real world sexual harassment pandas.   

Thanks.  Panda's too much of an asshole to answer real questions. 

[Ichirou]

I think middle school was the worst for me. I got made fun of a lot

Same. Acne sucks baaaad.

I did like high school though, much more than I like college.

This is why you have to be nice to the pretty girls with skin problems in high school.  When they bloom from ugly duckling to beautiful swan, they'll probably date you while they're in the transition period before they start to date the asshole jocks.

[xnikki118x]

I think middle school was the worst for me. I got made fun of a lot

Same. Acne sucks baaaad.

I did like high school though, much more than I like college.

This is why you have to be nice to the pretty girls with skin problems in high school.  When they bloom from ugly duckling to beautiful swan, they'll probably date you while they're in the transition period before they start to date the asshole jocks.

Agreed. Although I had my skin problems in junior high. Then I dated a musician and then a valedictorian in my transition period before I went to Ecrofirt the jock.

[Except he's not really a JOCK--he played football, but he's also very smart and a computer nerd.]

[Ichirou]

He played football, he's a jock.  Let's not play semantics here.

[lordmaji]

Wilco, your life didn't suck. It never has. You're the greatest of greats.

...and you know this mannngggg sauce.

[Ecrofirt]

He played football, he's a jock.  Let's not play semantics here.

I dunno if I'd consider myself a jock. I didn't really get along with any of the real jocks on the team, because they were real assholes (as is commonly depicted in movies).
I was just there to hit people. I love hitting people.

I miss football

[Tauntaun]

I prob should've hung out with the bruthas more so my body would get confused and my penis would grow to mandingo lengths! 

[Human Snorenado]

He played football, he's a jock.  Let's not play semantics here.

I dunno if I'd consider myself a jock. I didn't really get along with any of the real jocks on the team, because they were real assholes (as is commonly depicted in movies).
I was just there to hit people. I love hitting people.

I miss football

 

What was your position?  I was a pretty fearsome linebacker up until I stopped giving a shit around junior year.  I played on the Varsity squad my sophomore year.

[xnikki118x]

He played football, he's a jock.  Let's not play semantics here.

I dunno if I'd consider myself a jock. I didn't really get along with any of the real jocks on the team, because they were real assholes (as is commonly depicted in movies).
I was just there to hit people. I love hitting people.

I miss football

I liked the team captain. He told James I had a nice rack.

He was also quite dumb, but in a fun way.

The "freshman nights" though? Where they invite a bunch of freshman girls to a party and see how many will sleep with them? Sad.

[Ichirou]

He played football, he's a jock.  Let's not play semantics here.

I dunno if I'd consider myself a jock. I didn't really get along with any of the real jocks on the team, because they were real assholes (as is commonly depicted in movies).
I was just there to hit people. I love hitting people.

I miss football

I liked the team captain. He told James I had a nice rack.

He was also quite dumb, but in a fun way.

The "freshman nights" though? Where they invite a bunch of freshman girls to a party and see how many will sleep with them? Hot.

Fixed.

[Ecrofirt]

He played football, he's a jock.  Let's not play semantics here.

I dunno if I'd consider myself a jock. I didn't really get along with any of the real jocks on the team, because they were real assholes (as is commonly depicted in movies).
I was just there to hit people. I love hitting people.

I miss football

 

What was your position?  I was a pretty fearsome linebacker up until I stopped giving a shit around junior year.  I played on the Varsity squad my sophomore year.

I was a 5'7", 185lb offensive guard. At the time I was bench pressing 300lbs, and I really needed to. I was up against much bigger guys every game. I had a blast with it though. It was awesome holding my own against guys that outweighed me by 50-80lbs (I'm guessing here, but d-tackles are usually hefty fuckers).

Now I'm 205lbs with a gut and a weight bench in my basement I don't use.  :'(

[Ecrofirt]

He played football, he's a jock.  Let's not play semantics here.

I dunno if I'd consider myself a jock. I didn't really get along with any of the real jocks on the team, because they were real assholes (as is commonly depicted in movies).
I was just there to hit people. I love hitting people.

I miss football

I liked the team captain. He told James I had a nice rack.

He was also quite dumb, but in a fun way.

The "freshman nights" though? Where they invite a bunch of freshman girls to a party and see how many will sleep with them? Sad.

And you know darn well I was never at one of those. Even if we weren't together, I'd have never been invited to anything like that.

[Mupepe]

i liked being a teenager.  i wouldn't relive it for anything though.  Being free and being in the real world makes you realize how much better you have it now.  But it's all relative.  it didn't suck WHILE you were living it.