Author Topic: What great movie will PD totally trash for stupid reasons next? (Read 1744 times)

Bloodwake · « **on:** May 08, 2007, 01:55:28 AM »

This works the other way too... movies that are horrible that PD likes.

My bet is that PD will reveal that he's a closet Van Helsing fan while simultaneously taking a massive shit on Michael Mann's Collateral.

Any ideas?

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #1 on:** May 08, 2007, 01:57:28 AM »

He probably likes Nightwatch.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2 on:** May 08, 2007, 01:57:32 AM »

My mom is a huuuge Van Helsing fan. It's not a horrible movie. It's dumb fun I guess. A 6/10 or so. Maybe 5.5

Dude I already gave Collateral an 8.5 and said it was killer

Bloodwake · « **Reply #3 on:** May 08, 2007, 01:59:59 AM »

Quote from: Michelle on May 08, 2007, 01:57:32 AM

My mom is a huuuge Van Helsing fan. It's not a horrible movie. It's dumb fun I guess. A 6/10 or so. Maybe 5.5

Dude I already gave Collateral an 8.5 and said it was killer

A 5.5 is even too high for that film.

It isn't even fun. It was fun for like ten minutes. It was stupid bad 20 minutes into the film. After that I just wanted it to end/destroy every DVD of the film in existence.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #4 on:** May 08, 2007, 02:01:04 AM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on May 08, 2007, 01:59:59 AM

Quote from: Michelle on May 08, 2007, 01:57:32 AM
My mom is a huuuge Van Helsing fan. It's not a horrible movie. It's dumb fun I guess. A 6/10 or so. Maybe 5.5

Dude I already gave Collateral an 8.5 and said it was killer

A 5.5 is even too high for that film.

It isn't even fun. It was fun for like ten minutes. It was stupid bad 20 minutes into the film. After that I just wanted it to end/destroy every DVD of the film in existence.

Kate Beckinsale looked really good though.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5 on:** May 08, 2007, 02:01:17 AM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on May 08, 2007, 01:59:59 AM

Quote from: Michelle on May 08, 2007, 01:57:32 AM
My mom is a huuuge Van Helsing fan. It's not a horrible movie. It's dumb fun I guess. A 6/10 or so. Maybe 5.5

Dude I already gave Collateral an 8.5 and said it was killer

A 5.5 is even too high for that film.

It isn't even fun. It was fun for like ten minutes. It was stupid bad 20 minutes into the film. After that I just wanted it to end/destroy every DVD of the film in existence.

It's not that bad. I like Hugh Jackman anyway. It's got a lot of monsters and most of them are portrayed pretty nicely. Especially Frankenstein being all Shakesperian holy shit. +1

Bloodwake · « **Reply #6 on:** May 08, 2007, 02:06:52 AM »

Honestly, I REALLY wanted to fucking slap the hell out of Beckinsale. The Count on Sesame Street does a better fucking Transylvanian accent. Jesus Christ.

She was hot, sure, but it was a case of STFU BITCH.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7 on:** May 08, 2007, 02:09:10 AM »

Stop being violent dude or I'll have to kick you out of the group. We don't need another Cho incident

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #8 on:** May 08, 2007, 02:10:21 AM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on May 08, 2007, 02:06:52 AM

Honestly, I REALLY wanted to fucking slap the hell out of Beckinsale. The Count on Sesame Street does a better fucking Transylvanian accent. Jesus Christ.

She was hot, sure, but it was a case of STFU BITCH.

She wasn't any worse than Dracula. Blame it on the director.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #9 on:** May 08, 2007, 10:42:06 AM »

Quote from: Michelle on May 08, 2007, 02:09:10 AM

Stop being violent dude or I'll have to kick you out of the group. We don't need another Cho incident

Dude, I'm a pacifist. No worries.

Yeah, Dracula was above and beyond the worst part of that film.

lordmaji · « **Reply #10 on:** May 08, 2007, 10:46:06 AM »

Shawshank Redemption.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #11 on:** May 08, 2007, 11:01:31 AM »

PD's taste in movies is pretty crap, he basically just swims against the current until he can't get even one supporter in his thread then does a 180 on a few movies to get some 'cred' then turns back against the tide to show you guys how clever he am total.

Point being, don't enter his movie review threads, and ignore the bulk of his posts. Treat him like that liar G.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12 on:** May 08, 2007, 12:12:14 PM »

Quote from: lordmaji on May 08, 2007, 10:46:06 AM

Shawshank Redemption.

10/10

Cheebs · « **Reply #13 on:** May 08, 2007, 12:20:18 PM »

I wonder what his thoughts on Mr. Mom are.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14 on:** May 08, 2007, 12:24:44 PM »

Hm POTC3 is coming out Thursday night afterall wtf. Hmmm. We'll still go on Friday

Cheebs · « **Reply #15 on:** May 08, 2007, 12:25:57 PM »

Quote from: Michelle on May 08, 2007, 12:24:44 PM

Hm POTC3 is coming out Thursday night afterall wtf. Hmmm. We'll still go on Friday

You didn't believe me?

And who is we? Demi won't come!

Himu · « **Reply #16 on:** May 08, 2007, 12:31:45 PM »

What did he do now?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** May 08, 2007, 12:35:22 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on May 08, 2007, 12:25:57 PM

Quote from: Michelle on May 08, 2007, 12:24:44 PM
Hm POTC3 is coming out Thursday night afterall wtf. Hmmm. We'll still go on Friday
You didn't believe me?

And who is we? Demi won't come!

Demi said he's not coming? That's news to me. If he doesn't come I should still have LordMaj and Akia at the least

lordmaji · « **Reply #18 on:** May 08, 2007, 12:40:43 PM »

Quote from: Michelle on May 08, 2007, 12:35:22 PM

Quote from: Cheebs on May 08, 2007, 12:25:57 PM
Quote from: Michelle on May 08, 2007, 12:24:44 PM
Hm POTC3 is coming out Thursday night afterall wtf. Hmmm. We'll still go on Friday
You didn't believe me?

And who is we? Demi won't come!

Demi said he's not coming? That's news to me. If he doesn't come I should still have LordMaj and Akia at the least

Last weekend in May right?

Cheebs · « **Reply #19 on:** May 08, 2007, 12:42:05 PM »

Quote from: lordmaji on May 08, 2007, 12:40:43 PM

Quote from: Michelle on May 08, 2007, 12:35:22 PM
Quote from: Cheebs on May 08, 2007, 12:25:57 PM
Quote from: Michelle on May 08, 2007, 12:24:44 PM
Hm POTC3 is coming out Thursday night afterall wtf. Hmmm. We'll still go on Friday
You didn't believe me?

And who is we? Demi won't come!

Demi said he's not coming? That's news to me. If he doesn't come I should still have LordMaj and Akia at the least

Last weekend in May right?

he is doing it on may 25th, a friday. It's the day after pirates opens

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20 on:** May 08, 2007, 12:43:39 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on May 08, 2007, 12:42:05 PM

Quote from: lordmaji on May 08, 2007, 12:40:43 PM
Quote from: Michelle on May 08, 2007, 12:35:22 PM
Quote from: Cheebs on May 08, 2007, 12:25:57 PM
Quote from: Michelle on May 08, 2007, 12:24:44 PM
Hm POTC3 is coming out Thursday night afterall wtf. Hmmm. We'll still go on Friday
You didn't believe me?

And who is we? Demi won't come!

Demi said he's not coming? That's news to me. If he doesn't come I should still have LordMaj and Akia at the least

Last weekend in May right?
he is doing it on may 25th, a friday. It's the day after pirates opens

I'm sure no one wants to go Thursday night though. We'd get out the theater at 11pm!

lordmaji · « **Reply #21 on:** May 08, 2007, 12:54:31 PM »

Who's bringing the Weed and Beer?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22 on:** May 08, 2007, 04:16:34 PM »

I'm sure as hell not

Cheebs · « **Reply #23 on:** May 08, 2007, 04:50:32 PM »

Quote from: lordmaji on May 08, 2007, 12:54:31 PM

Who's bringing the Weed and Beer?

bring it

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24 on:** May 08, 2007, 04:54:42 PM »

Just keep it to yourself plz lol. No drinking in the theater

brandonh83 · « **Reply #25 on:** May 08, 2007, 05:07:21 PM »

Van Helsing is a 5.5

spoiler (click to show/hide)

on a 100,000 point scale

[close]

Error Macro · « **Reply #26 on:** May 08, 2007, 05:16:28 PM »

Quote from: Michelle on May 08, 2007, 04:54:42 PM

Just keep it to yourself plz lol. No drinking in the theater

If the theater is an AMC and there's a Taco Bell or Subway or similar nearby, they will let you bring their drinks inside. Then you can pour your Captain Morgan in your Dr. Pepper and laugh at inappropriate moments.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #27 on:** May 08, 2007, 05:28:18 PM »

I need to get a flask for muh booze

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #28 on:** May 08, 2007, 06:43:03 PM »

FLASKS

Cheebs · « **Reply #29 on:** May 08, 2007, 06:44:57 PM »

everyone who goes to PD's movie meetup should show up with lots of alcohol.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #30 on:** May 08, 2007, 09:46:02 PM »

Where will they drink it

Error Macro · « **Reply #31 on:** May 08, 2007, 09:56:54 PM »

Quote from: Michelle on May 08, 2007, 09:46:02 PM

Where will they drink it

Well you don't exactly hold your flask in one hand while you hand your ticket to the usher with the other.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #32 on:** May 08, 2007, 10:45:18 PM »

Quote from: brandonh83 on May 08, 2007, 05:07:21 PM

Van Helsing is a 5.5
spoiler (click to show/hide)
on a 100,000 point scale
[close]

Feel fortunate Michelle, he's restraining himself.

Stocky · « **Reply #33 on:** May 08, 2007, 11:25:54 PM »

I think Van Helsing was the best movie ever made.

The story flowed very well, with very superb acting. I was actually in tears a few times, which doesn't happen often.

Hugh Jackman should've won an Academy Award

Ichirou · « **Reply #34 on:** May 09, 2007, 12:14:24 AM »

I have never laughed harder than I did while watching Van Helsing. One of the most terrible movies ever made and I loved every minute of it.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #35 on:** May 09, 2007, 01:18:35 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on May 09, 2007, 12:14:24 AM

I have never laughed harder than I did while watching Van Helsing. One of the most terrible movies ever made and I loved every minute of it.

I found it so bad I couldn't even laugh at it.

brandonh83 · « **Reply #36 on:** May 09, 2007, 01:19:04 AM »

It made me cry as well, I cried myself to sleep

Ichirou · « **Reply #37 on:** May 09, 2007, 01:39:32 AM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on May 09, 2007, 01:18:35 AM

Quote from: Ichirou on May 09, 2007, 12:14:24 AM
I have never laughed harder than I did while watching Van Helsing. One of the most terrible movies ever made and I loved every minute of it.

I found it so bad I couldn't even laugh at it.

I was with a group of friends and we all went to the theater with the intention of watching a horrible movie. We were not disappointed.

News:

Author Topic: What great movie will PD totally trash for stupid reasons next? (Read 1744 times)