Author Topic: My New Screen Play "Dickversity" Is Next Summer's Hit College Comedy (Read 962 times)

drozmight · « **on:** May 08, 2007, 06:44:28 PM »

It's Revenege of the Nerds meets Veronica Mars, having sex with Ferris Beuller's Day Off as it moans, "Oh Dickversity!"

TVC15 · « **Reply #1 on:** May 08, 2007, 06:56:39 PM »

You misspelled "Revenge," Mr. Wilde.

drozmight · « **Reply #2 on:** May 09, 2007, 07:47:27 PM »

If that's some veiled reference to Revenge of the Nerds, I must tell you I haven't seen that movie in years.

:'(

Ichirou · « **Reply #3 on:** May 09, 2007, 07:55:06 PM »

Wilde, as in Oscar Wilde. The playwright.

drozmight · « **Reply #4 on:** May 09, 2007, 09:06:26 PM »

I feel so uneducated

Vizzys · « **Reply #5 on:** May 09, 2007, 09:19:25 PM »

hes calling you gay

drozmight · « **Reply #6 on:** May 09, 2007, 09:21:15 PM »

no, you're gay.

Vizzys · « **Reply #7 on:** May 09, 2007, 09:22:23 PM »

oscar wilde was gay

drozmight · « **Reply #8 on:** May 09, 2007, 09:25:28 PM »

Vizzys · « **Reply #9 on:** May 09, 2007, 09:28:33 PM »

I stayed at a Holiday Inn last night.

Ichirou · « **Reply #10 on:** May 09, 2007, 09:30:03 PM »

You're both gay, so stop this silly slapfight.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

And let the humping commence.

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Vizzys · « **Reply #11 on:** May 09, 2007, 09:31:09 PM »

buy an x360 japafag

Ichirou · « **Reply #12 on:** May 09, 2007, 09:31:51 PM »

I don't buy shit that breaks down in less than a year, lover.

Vizzys · « **Reply #13 on:** May 09, 2007, 09:32:32 PM »

mine hasnt

Ichirou · « **Reply #14 on:** May 09, 2007, 09:36:11 PM »

Quote from: Viz on May 09, 2007, 09:32:32 PM

mine hasnt

Sell me yours, then.

Vizzys · « **Reply #15 on:** May 09, 2007, 09:37:27 PM »

No I like my system, its very reliable to me.

Ichirou · « **Reply #16 on:** May 09, 2007, 09:40:44 PM »

That's exactly why I must have it.

Vizzys · « **Reply #17 on:** May 09, 2007, 09:45:54 PM »

Go buy one, stop trusting gaf and its countless trolls.

drozmight · « **Reply #18 on:** May 10, 2007, 12:22:04 AM »

I'm renaming this movie, "The Brief Life and Prolonged Death of Viz: A Shirt Stain's Perspective."

In a rural Alaskan college town, one young party man struggles to come to terms with his own mortality. Narrated by Morgan Freeman, a grease stain on his beloved Earthbound t-shirt.

I'll write in some boobies for the masses... making it the highest grossing comedy of all time.

...and I'll also see to it that an unrated version with both bush and dick is available for DVD release come winter.

Ichirou · « **Reply #19 on:** May 10, 2007, 12:35:39 AM »

Quote from: Viz on May 09, 2007, 09:45:54 PM

Go buy one, stop trusting gaf and its countless trolls.

Tell me why I should play Earthbound. I bought it for thirty dollars about nine years ago and quit after an hour.

Vizzys · « **Reply #20 on:** May 10, 2007, 12:38:35 AM »

I dunno. You should buy and play mother 3 instead. Its much better.

Ichirou · « **Reply #21 on:** May 10, 2007, 01:37:11 AM »

Quote from: Viz on May 10, 2007, 12:38:35 AM

I dunno. You should buy and play mother 3 instead. Its much better.

Earthbound, I already have. Mother 3, I would have to spend money on it. The choice is obvious. Now, convince me.

bluemax · « **Reply #22 on:** May 10, 2007, 01:40:43 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on May 10, 2007, 12:35:39 AM

Quote from: Viz on May 09, 2007, 09:45:54 PM
Go buy one, stop trusting gaf and its countless trolls.

Tell me why I should play Earthbound. I bought it for thirty dollars about nine years ago and quit after an hour.

Its the funniest version of Dragon Quest in existance?

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Author Topic: My New Screen Play "Dickversity" Is Next Summer's Hit College Comedy (Read 962 times)