So I’m back at college (god it feels GREAT to be back). Classes suck, but with that you also take the good…my GF!!! My best friend and overall just the atmosphere of being back where you belong ya know? But enough of that let’s get down to it. Oh my god…I really wish this was a story I was making up, because god help me this is one of the stupidest /funniest things that ever happened to me.
Man you know what sucks when I came back so early…I don’t have any food in the house I’m now in. So whatever, my brothers are mad stingy about their food, and if they do share they’ll just take my stuff without asking so I pretty much got away from that for now.
So it’s late, I’m hungry, and so are others…so I say hey let’s go out to get something to eat. My best buddy Nick, Glenn, and Simon come. Whatever whatever we’re driving telling jokes, but anyone who Is by my campus knows that there is like a strip of highway with like every fast food join ever (Pizza Hut, Applebee’s, McDonalds, Burger King, ect). Now I’m not in the mood for either of that and Applebee’s is me, my gf’s and Nick’s sorta “thing” every Friday.
So we stop at fucking Taco Bell…eh I decide to cheat I mean what the hell why not, it’s not everyday I do this so I figure a burrito or taco won’t kill me. So we get whatever order and what not and the strangest thing…there’s like NO ONE there…usually we see at least SOME college students out, but there was no one inside …eerie.
*Side note: ugh Taco Bell Cheese is so nasty…I swear it’s literally eating yellow fat, I just ate the nachos bare and scooped off the sour cream…yuck.
So anyway we’re just outside chilling in the parking lot, and there is another car across the lot too. So whatever we were just hanging out listening to music when I try to see If I know any of those people, and I don’t.
But the strangest thing, they were laughing at us …wtf? Who does that? So my friend Glenn has like the biggest nuts ever, opens his window and says “What’s so funny about us?”. Turns out that our music was “stupid and corny” and we think we’re cool…(seriously who says this shit?). So we’re like whatever, and this rather large girl says this is some real shit…and I believe it was Wait by the Ying Yang Twins…or at least it was a remix that had that Menteroza beat. God help me I wish I was making the next part up they BLASTED the music, and started dancing like it was a fucking club or something in the TACO BELL parking lot? Wtf?
So my friend Glenn was like haha it’s on we’re having a dance off…seriously he was so excited about this, but whatever I usually tag along with dumb shit. So we’re outside waiting and I guess maybe they thought we wanted to fight or something but they looked all serious. So he flips through this CD I know he has which has the dumbest music ever on it…it has the theme song to Mr. Rodgers, Rugrats, Pokemon, and he’ll BLAST this stuff being stupid lol. So I wonder what song he’ll put on…so I’m waiting and then all I hear is …”duh duh Jitterug *clap *clap…Jitterbug”…lol so we were just laughing and then we did the whitest dance moves ever…which included the robot, the running man (bad…bad bad), and some dance where we held the back of our heads and our foot…the people from across the lot were dieing laughing.
They came across the lot and we we hung out for like five minutes just b/sing and turns out they seniors in high school, which made me feel a tad less dumb and just more sophomoreic.
Whatever the point of the story is they got served.
