I'm not good at giving women gifts. What to give my mother for Mother's Day?

[Mupepe]

only your mom can and has made me produce gallons.

himuro, wanna know how many times i've fantasized about your mom and your dad going at it?  that would be a spectacle!  Your dad's deep voice.  Too bad the only thing I ever remember either of them saying is "Garrett" but I remember it so clearly.  And then isn't your dad named Garrett too?  I bet when your mom screams your dad's name in the middle of the night, you climax all over your wall while still shaking in ecstasy

[cloudwalking]

i got my mom this:



she has the best daughter in the world.

http://www.coach.com/content/product.aspx?product_no=8556&category_id=853

[Mupepe]

Yeah.  Cloud's advice was solid dude.  Doing the ABC's really does work.

OMFG I was going to say that. Sam Kinison fan?

of course

[Phoenix Dark]

My mom used to be a local model. One day I was at my grandma's house and found this pic of a chick, and I was like "omg who is this?" My uncle said "lol that's your mother". FUCK

[Mupepe]

My mom used to be a local model. One day I was at my grandma's house and found this pic of a chick, and I was like "omg who is this?" My uncle said "lol that's your mother". FUCK

was that before or after you nutted all over it?

[Cheebs]

My mom used to be a local model. One day I was at my grandma's house and found this pic of a chick, and I was like "omg who is this?" My uncle said "lol that's your mother". FUCK

so
hot.

[Phoenix Dark]

My mom was pretty crazy when she was younger. She gets upset when my grandma tries to tell on her lol. She had like 10 different hair colors between the ages of 20-25

[Mupepe]

My mom was pretty crazy when she was younger. She gets upset when my grandma tries to tell on her lol. She had like 10 different hair colors between the ages of 20-25

is that counting the carpet and the drapes?

[Madrun Badrun]

My mom was pretty crazy when she was younger. She gets upset when my grandma tries to tell on her lol. She had like 10 different hair colors between the ages of 20-25

is that counting the carpet and the drapes?

 

and a few more  at PD because he thinks hair colour means crazyness. 

[Phoenix Dark]

My mom was pretty crazy when she was younger. She gets upset when my grandma tries to tell on her lol. She had like 10 different hair colors between the ages of 20-25

is that counting the carpet and the drapes?

 

and a few more  at PD because he thinks hair colour means crazyness. 

My mom sounds like she was fast back in the day. One day my grandma will expose her

[Mupepe]

pics

[Himu]

My mom was pretty crazy when she was younger. She gets upset when my grandma tries to tell on her lol. She had like 10 different hair colors between the ages of 20-25

is that counting the carpet and the drapes?

 

and a few more  at PD because he thinks hair colour means crazyness. 

My mom sounds like she was fast back in the day. One day my grandma will expose her

 

[Beezy]

This thread is sick.

[Cheebs]

This thread is sick.

If your mom was a blasian, would you do her?

[Himu]

Beezy just has an oedipus complex too. Don't be shy.

[Phoenix Dark]

Beezy probably has one of those over weight mammy jammy mommas.

[Madrun Badrun]

Beezy just has an oedipus complex too. Don't be shy.

So Beezy want's to do his mom, PD want's to "Expose" his mom, and clearly Himu wants his mom....am I the only one seeing a pattern here? 

[Himu]

No.

[Phoenix Dark]

Beezy just has an oedipus complex too. Don't be shy.

So Beezy want's to do his mom, PD want's to "Expose" his mom, and clearly Himu wants his mom....am I the only one seeing a pattern here? 

Black people having sexual feelings for their mothers. AIDS starts in the home

[Madrun Badrun]

No.

then you see the pattern to? 

[etiolate]

I wish there was a card that said "Thank You for not aborting me."

[CajoleJuice]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE

[Madrun Badrun]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE

whats your mom look like? 

[MrAngryFace]

I bought my mom and grandmother paintings. Paintings + Shipping = MAF CRY.

[Stocky]

Drink more, MAF.

[MrAngryFace]

Taking the night off actually!

[Saint Cornelius]

Drink more, MAF.

Whine more, Stalky.

[Mr. Gundam]

I got my mom the Hedwig & the Angry Inch theatrical soundtrack and the new Feist album.

Then we're (wife and I) taking her and my dad out to see Spiderman 3 and then to dinner on Sunday.

[MrAngryFace]

Then we're (wife and I) taking her and my dad out to see Spiderman 3 and then to dinner on Sunday.

I was under the impression you LIKED your parents.

[Mr. Gundam]

Then we're (wife and I) taking her and my dad out to see Spiderman 3 and then to dinner on Sunday.

I was under the impression you LIKED your parents.

Hehe, she wants to see it.

Plus, I don't think she'd be up for seeing Zoo with my wife and I, so Spiderman it is.

[etiolate]

Your mom likes Hedwig?

[Mr. Gundam]

Your mom likes Hedwig?

That she does. I took her to see the movie when it came out, and my parents went with my wife and I to see a live performance of it for my birthday a few years ago.

[Stocky]

Drink more, MAF.

Whine more, Stalky.

You sure do troll me a lot for a guy who didn't call me over 100 times in the night. 

Stalk more, Corny.

[MrAngryFace]

This is turning into the WoW forums. Im waiting for: Lrn2Play

[Stocky]

This is turning into the WoW forums. Im waiting for: Lrn2Play

Lrn2Drink, nub.

[xnikki118x]

Get her a gift certificate to get a massage or something.

Also, how old is your mom?

[Yeti]

not many good ideas in this thread. 

[Saint Cornelius]

You sure do troll me a lot for a guy who didn't call me over 100 times in the night. 

So what did MAF do to deserve you stalking him? Get a life, son.

Also, don't ruin a pretty funny thread with your bullshit.

[Beezy]

This thread is sick.

your mom, would you do her?

Never!

Beezy just has an oedipus complex too. Don't be shy.

Beezy probably has one of those over weight mammy jammy mommas.

What makes you think that?

[BlackMage]

I'm getting my mom an iPOD! 

[Himu]

There's nothing better than giving your mommy a hug and smelling the sweetest scent of perfume.

I bet my mom has better perfume than all of yours! 

[whiteACID]

only 60 bucks?

What the hell is wrong with 60 bucks

be a good son. get her something expensive

Mom's don't care about dumb shit like how expensive the present was.

Your mom would appreciate if you came over, maybe cleaned the house for her and cooked dinner, do some laundry. Give her a hug and tell her how much you appreciate everything she's done for you. Buy her a card and some flowers and a pretty vase to put them in.

Edit: I wrote this before I read Cloud's later posts

[whiteACID]

I think I'm going to get my mom a book. Right now she's reading Hillary's boo ( she luuuuvs Hillary) so I think I'll get her Obama's first book

That's a good book, better than Hillary's.

[Tauntaun]

Give your mom some flowers then say:



"BITCH! YOU MY NUMBER ONE nicca!"

[Stocky]

You sure do troll me a lot for a guy who didn't call me over 100 times in the night. 

So what did MAF do to deserve you stalking him? Get a life, son.

Also, don't ruin a pretty funny thread with your bullshit.

Always sticking up for those less fortunate than yourself, right? Get a life, son.

It's a running joke with him, and he doesn't mind. He actually goes with it sometimes! Imagine that, Corny.

Also, don't ruin a pretty funny thread with your bullshit, amigo.

[MrAngryFace]

Sometimes I AM Drinking alone!

[CajoleJuice]

Give your mom some flowers then say:

(Image removed from quote.)

"BITCH! YOU MY NUMBER ONE nicca!"

Your favorite, nicca! Chicken...and WAFFLESSSS!!

[Saint Cornelius]

Always sticking up for those less fortunate than yourself, right? Get a life, son.

It's a running joke with him, and he doesn't mind. He actually goes with it sometimes! Imagine that, Corny.

Also, don't ruin a pretty funny thread with your bullshit, amigo.

Go back to OA and suck off Gay Bear or Oli, you fucking cunt. And make some threads whining about the 360 of yours that doesn't work because the airvents were blocked from piles of wadded up cum rags.

[Stocky]

Always sticking up for those less fortunate than yourself, right? Get a life, son.

It's a running joke with him, and he doesn't mind. He actually goes with it sometimes! Imagine that, Corny.

Also, don't ruin a pretty funny thread with your bullshit, amigo.

Go back to OA and suck off Gay Bear or Oli, you fucking cunt. And make some threads whining about the 360 of yours that doesn't work because the airvents were blocked from piles of wadded up cum rags.

Corny, you're so predictable. Everytime you step into someone else's business and you're shut down, you lash out like a 15 year old. So predictable! Might I suggest spicing it up a bit? Maybe you should throw in a few death threats. It does suit your style.

BTW, the problem with my 360 had nothing to do with overheating. From I was told by technical service, the problem was not my fault at all. And since I do believe they do have just a tad bit more experience with this than you, I'll have to ignore your advice.

[Tauntaun]

print out this thread and give her a ziplock full of your cum.    take pics for me.

[Yeti]

The only ideas I've been able to come up with for my mom are cooking supplies. 

[MrAngryFace]

I try to find something artsy for my mom and grandmother, they appreciate that stuff. I know they dont cook that much anymore so I like to send them something sorta..I dunno cultural. I sent my mom a big book on world religions last mothersday, this one its a painting.

[Scurvy Stan]

When is mother's day anyway?

[MrAngryFace]

13th iirc