HOLY SHIT, I JUST SAVED G'S LIFE

[Ichirou]

Ask him.  If I hadn't warned him about the dangers of oral infections and told him to get his ass to a dentist, he would probably be dead right now.

This is the first time I have saved a person's life.  I am not sure of the procedure - does G now owe me his eternal servitude or something?

[Scurvy Stan]

He has to follow you as your bosom chum until he saves your life. I saw that on some show with an indian in it.

[G The Resurrected]

Your getting half credit. But i'll send something to ya across the pond. What type of goodies do you want?

[Ichirou]

G is the Jar Jar Binks to my Qui-Gonn Jin. 

[Madrun Badrun]

I think I helped a guy at GAF with a sucide thing.  I didn't save his life by any means but I think I helped him out in a ruff day. 

[Ichirou]

I think I helped a guy at GAF with a sucide thing.  I didn't save his life by any means but I think I helped him out in a ruff day. 

We need to start a superhero team.

[TVC15]

Ichirou, before you pat yourself on the back, think of how little Bz likes to tell the truth.

[Ichirou]

Ichirou, before you pat yourself on the back, think of how little Bz likes to tell the truth.

He's reformed now, he promised!

Apparently the infection had reached the jawbone so they had to surgically remove some of the bone.

[Madrun Badrun]

I think I helped a guy at GAF with a sucide thing.  I didn't save his life by any means but I think I helped him out in a ruff day. 

We need to start a superhero team.

K, I'll be cool smart guy, you be smart guy #2, and we'll have catz, cloud, nikki, and white, be hot girls 1 though 4.   

[G The Resurrected]

Yeah its horrible pain but it could have been worse the infection could have gotten worse and worse and then I wouldnt have insurance cause i would have put it off.

TVC i'm telling the truth here too much pain to be faking this shit.

[TVC15]

Wait, G, you had to get surgery?

[Ichirou]

Yeah its horrible pain but it could have been worse the infection could have gotten worse and worse and then I wouldnt have insurance cause i would have put it off.

TVC i'm telling the truth here too much pain to be faking this shit.

Since you had part of your jawbone removed, do you look like Roger Ebert now?

[BlackMage]

what were the symptoms?

[Madrun Badrun]

Wait, G, you had to get surgery?

mupepe exclusive. 

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Sounds like some on cares 

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[TVC15]

Wow, G, this sounds MUCH MORE serious than the time you got cancer and only had 6 months to live, or when you had to be put in an institution over Christmas last year.  Much truthier, I'd say.

[BlackMage]

Wow, G, this sounds MUCH MORE serious than the time you got cancer and only had 6 months to live, or when you had to be put in an institution over Christmas last year.  Much truthier, I'd say.

wait.. he really didn't have cancer? 

[Ichirou]

Wow, G, this sounds MUCH MORE serious than the time you got cancer and only had 6 months to live, or when you had to be put in an institution over Christmas last year.  Much truthier, I'd say.

...what?  Are you saying he's lying now?

[Smooth Groove]

Ask him.  If I hadn't warned him about the dangers of oral infections and told him to get his ass to a dentist, he would probably be dead right now.

This is the first time I have saved a person's life.  I am not sure of the procedure - does G now owe me his eternal servitude or something?

He probably should see a doctor too.  Fat bastards like G are at higher risk of having very dangerous heart problems from an oral infection.  Any dental work could possibly make things worse because the bacteria can enter the bloodstream and cause systemic problems.  It's very important to give the proper antibiotics to dental patients who have heart problems when they get major dental work. 

[G The Resurrected]

Yeah tvc i had to have oral surgery today.

I dont look like a freak thank god but i'm all swollen and cant open my mouth much.

Symptoms were horrible jaw pain, ear pain, stomach problems, and of course throbing tooth.

[Vizzys]

I saved G from ecoli spinach once. He never thanked me with money

[TVC15]

Wow, G, this sounds MUCH MORE serious than the time you got cancer and only had 6 months to live, or when you had to be put in an institution over Christmas last year.  Much truthier, I'd say.

...what?  Are you saying he's lying now?

Did he really have cancer with only 6 months to live (and according to his posts, 1 million dollars) last year?  

[Madrun Badrun]

I saved G from ecoli spinach once. He never thanked me with money

What did he thank you with?   

[Vizzys]

nothing

[Ichirou]

Was he acting totally serious about it like he is now? Or was he saying it in a joking way?

[Smooth Groove]

Yeah tvc i had to have oral surgery today.

I dont look like a freak thank god but i'm all swollen and cant open my mouth much.

Symptoms were horrible jaw pain, ear pain, stomach problems, and of course throbing tooth.

Did you get any antiobiotics?  I'm serious when I say that fat people like you have  very high chances of getting life threatening complications from major dental work. 
Read this if you don't believe me

http://www.dentalgroupatrush.com/heart.htm

The article only describes heart transplant patients but it also applies to people who are risk of having heart problems. 

[TVC15]

http://www.forgotten-gamer.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=55482

I can try to dig up further G classics, like when he said he was in a sexaholics group.

[Smooth Groove]

http://www.forgotten-gamer.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=55482

I can try to dig up further G classics, like when he said he was in a sexaholics group.

It's not too hard to believe that he's a sexaholic though.  I'll be more surprised if he wasn't one. 

[TVC15]

He made 2, count em, *2* threads on OA about lactating out of his manboobs.

[Smooth Groove]

He made 2, count em, *2* threads on OA about lactating out of his manboobs.

Those titties are pretty big though.  Assuming that your pictures are really him. 

[TVC15]

He made 2, count em, *2* threads on OA about lactating out of his manboobs.

Those titties are pretty big though.  Assuming that your pictures are really him. 

It was his right tit both times.

[Ichirou]

Is G lying to me?

[Phoenix Dark]

I'm amazed so many people don't care about taking care of their teeth. You don't want pario dude. That will fuck you up physically and financially for some time.

Poor dental health is connected to heart disease(s). Take care of your mouth, go see your dentist when you have to.

[TVC15]

Is G lying to me?

Why would you ever believe a word he said?  Are you forgetting the lies about being rich?  Owning houses all over the world?  Owning a private plane?  Biking 40+ miles a day over mountains?  Training with fighting experts?  Having cancer?  Roxy?  Wearing panties?  Having 3 PS3s?

[Phoenix Dark]

 

Why am I a leper and he isn't

[TVC15]

Why am I a leper and he isn't

He is one.

[Smooth Groove]

Is G lying to me?

Why would you ever believe a word he said?  Are you forgetting the lies about being rich?  Owning houses all over the world?  Owning a private plane?  Biking 40+ miles a day over mountains?  Training with fighting experts?  Having cancer?  Roxy?  Wearing panties?  Having 3 PS3s?

I guess the only truth that G has ever told us is that he has self esteem problems. 

[Ichirou]

Is G lying to me?

Why would you ever believe a word he said?  Are you forgetting the lies about being rich?  Owning houses all over the world?  Owning a private plane?  Biking 40+ miles a day over mountains?  Training with fighting experts?  Having cancer?  Roxy?  Wearing panties?  Having 3 PS3s?

But he did wear the panties!  He tells the truth some of the time!

[TVC15]

Is G lying to me?

Why would you ever believe a word he said?  Are you forgetting the lies about being rich?  Owning houses all over the world?  Owning a private plane?  Biking 40+ miles a day over mountains?  Training with fighting experts?  Having cancer?  Roxy?  Wearing panties?  Having 3 PS3s?

But he did wear the panties!  He tells the truth some of the time!

He only wore the panties that one time.  You saw the OA thread where he bragged about wearing them all the time and shaving his ass, right?  You saw the picture:  he wasn't comfortable wearing those panties since they were like 10 sizes too small.  How could he be wearing panties for comfort if they were waaaay too small?

[brawndolicious]

If you got jaw surgery this morning than you would be nearly unconscious and in a hospital bed right now.

[Error Macro]

I miss those B'z-chan stories.  I've just been going through his topics on OA and it's a goldmine.

I guess he even lied about running naked around the block in the rain.

[Ichirou]

Is G lying to me?

Why would you ever believe a word he said?  Are you forgetting the lies about being rich?  Owning houses all over the world?  Owning a private plane?  Biking 40+ miles a day over mountains?  Training with fighting experts?  Having cancer?  Roxy?  Wearing panties?  Having 3 PS3s?

But he did wear the panties!  He tells the truth some of the time!

He only wore the panties that one time.  You saw the OA thread where he bragged about wearing them all the time and shaving his ass, right?  You saw the picture:  he wasn't comfortable wearing those panties since they were like 10 sizes too small.  How could he be wearing panties for comfort if they were waaaay too small?

And how could those panties fit on Roxy in the first place?  I choose to believe, as should you.

I want to believe I saved a man's life!!

[TVC15]

I miss those B'z-chan stories.  I've just been going through his topics on OA and it's a goldmine.

I guess he even lied about running naked around the block in the rain.

Or how about when he was buying someone else's panties online or whatever, and Roxy busted him?

[Phoenix Dark]

If you got jaw surgery this morning than you would be nearly unconscious and in a hospital bed right now.

Not really. Depends on what happened. Most likely he'd just be groggy, and supposed to be in bed

[Ichirou]

G, take a picture of yourself so these haters know you're telling the truth about me saving your life.

[brawndolicious]

Jaw surgery, not root canal.

[G The Resurrected]

No lies here TVC  :'( I'm in pain dude



Jaw surgery was needed before the root canals could be done.

[Phoenix Dark]

Depends on the jaw surgery

[brawndolicious]

He had a piece of the fucking jaw taken out.

How long was the surgery?  Most people have to spend the night with anything over 4 hours of anesthesia.

[G The Resurrected]

If you got jaw surgery this morning than you would be nearly unconscious and in a hospital bed right now.

Not really. Depends on what happened. Most likely he'd just be groggy, and supposed to be in bed

If I would have known it was this bad I would have opted for the hospital bed. But the oral surgeon said I was a champ. The antibiotics couldnt get filled today but i got a few samples. The Vikadin aint helping me at all.

[TVC15]

You know how I know that pic is fake?  You've never been able to produce a camera for pics over the past 4 months, but all of a sudden, here's one!

And he can't even spell the name of the common drug he is supposed to be prescribed to!

[Error Macro]

Or how about when he was buying someone else's panties online or whatever, and Roxy busted him?

Haha, yup.  I just read the topic where he was going to turn into a philanthropist because some whore he knew from elementary school was going to sleep with him in order to save the clinic she worked at.

[Phoenix Dark]

G did they take a part of your jaw out, or did they break it in an area?

[G The Resurrected]

TVC i took the picture originaly for roxy, and my usb drivers arent working right so it took a bit to get the picture to the net. But thats the picture of the removed teeth. I bleached them and cleaned them up and put them back in the little manila folder thang.

I got in at 2:05 was out by 4:10

They broke it reshaped it and cut out the spur. Its all smooth and nice but i cant open my mouth enough to see myself.

[TVC15]

And that does so much to prove your claims of not having access to a camera over the past several months.  More G lies!

[Phoenix Dark]

TVC i took the picture originaly for roxy, and my usb drivers arent working right so it took a bit to get the picture to the net. But thats the picture of the removed teeth. I bleached them and cleaned them up and put them back in the little manila folder thang.

I got in at 2:05 was out by 4:10

They broke it reshaped it and cut out the spur. Its all smooth and nice but i cant open my mouth enough to see myself.

Once again, am nintenho owned

[Ichirou]

Take a picture of your face, G.  I want to see it all swollen and stuff, that'll be all the proof we need.

[TVC15]

Take a picture of your face, G.  I want to see it all swollen and stuff, that'll be all the proof we need.

no doubt, G.  If you do this, I will not be a cock to you for a full week.

[brawndolicious]

Jaw surgeries are generally very lengthy.

I have NEVER heard of one taking about an hour.  Are you sure you didn't just get a root canal?  I don't think those take very long.

If it was jaw surgery than your face will be like twice it's size for a few days.  Put ice.  Take a picture though.

[Ecrofirt]

Take a picture of your face, G.  I want to see it all swollen and stuff, that'll be all the proof we need.

no doubt, G.  If you do this, I will not be a cock to you for a full week.

:tbslol :tbslol :tbslol

[Smooth Groove]

Take a picture of your face, G.  I want to see it all swollen and stuff, that'll be all the proof we need.

no doubt, G.  If you do this, I will not be a cock to you for a full week.

i second this.  It can't be worse than the frontal shots of his boobs and panties covered crotch.