What is it with...

[Shuri]

everytime you see a fat chick with her boyfriend, he's always some tall scrawny guys with glasses? It never fails?! As a somewhat chubby pile of love myself, my mind still wanders.

Explain, discuss, theorise.

[Phoenix Dark]

Or a black guy

[Mupepe]

Or a black guy

yeah seriously.  i wonder about this one more.

[BlueTsunami]

[tiesto]

I'm a fairly tall scrawny guy with glasses and I attract a lot of fatties, but usually its very tall, rugby-player build girls, so I'm curious about this too...

[Beezy]

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I always assumed this was true when I was younger.

[Phoenix Dark]

Are you saying you know better now?

I thought they gave good head because they have to do something to make themselves relevent. Fat chicks live with the fear that their boyfriends could leave them at any time for a hotter, thinner chick - therefore they suck dick and do anal to keep their men content.

[etiolate]

It's the whole miss piggy and kermit thing.

[Himu]

I don't think I consider myself a furry, etiolate.

[etiolate]

what does muppets psychology have to do with furrydom

[Phoenix Dark]

It's the whole miss piggy and kermit thing.

[Bloodwake]

I weigh around 135, and it's true, the fatties are attracted to me.

I'm definitely only attracted to girls as skinny, if not skinnier, than I am though. Like in build more than weight.

[Christopher]

I'm definitely only attracted to girls as skinny, if not skinnier, than I am though. Like in build more than weight.

...is that possible?

[etiolate]

if I dated girls skinnier than me I might have nothing to grab on to =/

[bluemax]

I too have noticed this strange phenomenon. Perhaps they are able to overlook each other's body image issues and find the inner beauty?

[BlackMage]

I too have noticed this strange phenomenon. Perhaps they are able to overlook each other's body image issues and find the inner beauty?

hey, I'm tall and skinny and I attract all kinds of ladies!!!.. oh wait..  :'(

Well, at least I don't wear glasses!!!!

[Phoenix Dark]

I too have noticed this strange phenomenon. Perhaps they are able to overlook each other's body image issues and find the inner beauty?

hey, I'm tall and skinny and I attract all kinds of ladies!!!.. oh wait..  :'(

 

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:'(

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[Flannel Boy]

I too have noticed this strange phenomenon. Perhaps they are able to overlook each other's body image issues and find the inner beauty?

Or maybe, he can't get any better.

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I can't get any better, but I rather be alone than with someone I'm not really attracted to.

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[Phoenix Dark]

It boggles the mind that someone as smart as Malek can't get a woman. Lots of guys date semi-meh chicks because of their potential to become hot in the future...how come chicks don't date semi-loser guys who are on the cusp of financial greatness? Sure in Malek's case it's a decade away, but if I was a chick I'd be all on his dick right now, shopping sprees and lipo on the horizon in view

[etiolate]

wtf maurice

[Shuri]

I too have noticed this strange phenomenon. Perhaps they are able to overlook each other's body image issues and find the inner beauty?

that's bullshit you know

[bluemax]

I too have noticed this strange phenomenon. Perhaps they are able to overlook each other's body image issues and find the inner beauty?

hey, I'm tall and skinny and I attract all kinds of ladies!!!.. oh wait..  :'(

Well, at least I don't wear glasses!!!!

My glasses get me sexy looks.

I too have noticed this strange phenomenon. Perhaps they are able to overlook each other's body image issues and find the inner beauty?

Or maybe, he can't get any better.

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I can't get any better, but I rather be alone than with someone I'm not really attracted to.

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Attraction is a funny thing though. Just because we don't find these couples attractive it doesn't mean they don't.

It boggles the mind that someone as smart as Malek can't get a woman. Lots of guys date semi-meh chicks because of their potential to become hot in the future...how come chicks don't date semi-loser guys who are on the cusp of financial greatness? Sure in Malek's case it's a decade away, but if I was a chick I'd be all on his dick right now, shopping sprees and lipo on the horizon in view

I contend that this does happen. Although semi-loser and cusp of financial greatness are kind of contradictory. But average looking dudes who are on a good career path can sometimes go "above their level" or whatever. This is why people go to grad school.

I too have noticed this strange phenomenon. Perhaps they are able to overlook each other's body image issues and find the inner beauty?

that's bullshit you know

Is it? I mean maybe a little, but these people are probably used to getting judged all the times for their looks and when they find someone who can appreciate them for them that has to count for a lot.

[Ichirou]

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Is there something wrong with me for finding the girl in that picture to be pretty cute?

[Fresh Prince]

It boggles the mind that someone as smart as Malek can't get a woman. Lots of guys date semi-meh chicks because of their potential to become hot in the future...how come chicks don't date semi-loser guys who are on the cusp of financial greatness? Sure in Malek's case it's a decade away, but if I was a chick I'd be all on his dick right now, shopping sprees and lipo on the horizon in view

That's because they're predators, they want the best they can get right now. Most men are scavengers.

[Mupepe]

It boggles the mind that someone as smart as Malek can't get a woman. Lots of guys date semi-meh chicks because of their potential to become hot in the future...how come chicks don't date semi-loser guys who are on the cusp of financial greatness? Sure in Malek's case it's a decade away, but if I was a chick I'd be all on his dick right now, shopping sprees and lipo on the horizon in view

maybe it's because he's an asshole

[Mupepe]

Is there something wrong with me for finding the girl in that picture to be pretty cute?

yes

[Ichirou]

Is there something wrong with me for finding the girl in that picture to be pretty cute?

yes

 :'(

[Mupepe]

i'm sorry 

[Ichirou]

It's okay, I know the only reason you don't find her attractive is because you hate all women.

[Mupepe]

It's okay, I know the only reason you don't find her attractive is because you hate all women.

i don't hate her.  i'm just not attracted to her.  her glasses, complexion and hair are not attractive.

[Ichirou]

It's okay, I know the only reason you don't find her attractive is because you hate all women.

i don't hate her.  i'm just not attracted to her.  her glasses, complexion and hair are not attractive.

Her complexion is pretty clear, no zits or anything.

[Himu]

Is there something wrong with me for finding the girl in that picture to be pretty cute?

yes

No there's not at all. She's okay.

[Mupepe]

It's okay, I know the only reason you don't find her attractive is because you hate all women.

i don't hate her.  i'm just not attracted to her.  her glasses, complexion and hair are not attractive.

Her complexion is pretty clear, no zits or anything.

or maybe it's oddly pale   sorry, i go after darker women mostly.

Himuro: You have bad taste in women and it's proven you like fatties, so shut it.

[Himu]

It's okay, I know the only reason you don't find her attractive is because you hate all women.

i don't hate her.  i'm just not attracted to her.  her glasses, complexion and hair are not attractive.

Her complexion is pretty clear, no zits or anything.

or maybe it's oddly pale   sorry, i go after darker women mostly.

Himuro: You have bad taste in women and it's proven you like fatties, so shut it.

I'm going to shut YOUR mouth with my COCK.

[Mupepe]

It's okay, I know the only reason you don't find her attractive is because you hate all women.

i don't hate her.  i'm just not attracted to her.  her glasses, complexion and hair are not attractive.

Her complexion is pretty clear, no zits or anything.

or maybe it's oddly pale   sorry, i go after darker women mostly.

Himuro: You have bad taste in women and it's proven you like fatties, so shut it.

I'm going to shut YOUR mouth with my COCK.

nice defense.  keep deflecting the truth

[Himu]

I HATE you!

[Tauntaun]

can I watch guys?

[Phoenix Dark]

Post a pic of your wife

[Scurvy Stan]

I always figured it was a subconcious thing to offset their own poundage.

[xnikki118x]

BlueTsunami! I JUST SPIT SODA ALL OVER MYSELF. That's the funniest thing I've seen all week.

[Ichirou]

BlueTsunami! I JUST SPIT SODA ALL OVER MYSELF. That's the funniest thing I've seen all week.

nikki, you've gotta admit, she's got a cute face even if she's a bit chubby, right?

The guy kinda looks like sp0rsk, though.  Ew.

[xnikki118x]

BlueTsunami! I JUST SPIT SODA ALL OVER MYSELF. That's the funniest thing I've seen all week.

nikki, you've gotta admit, she's got a cute face even if she's a bit chubby, right?

The guy kinda looks like sp0rsk, though.  Ew.

I don't like her face, but maybe she'd be prettier if her hair was down.

[BlackMage]

she's got a manly chin

[etiolate]

I always figured it was a subconcious thing to offset their own poundage.

Only in a social acceptance way.  Overweight women and underweight men are in the same boat when it comes to social stature.  Even the fashion industry reflects this, relegating heavy women to seperate spexialized stores and increasing the sizes of shirts for men to account for America's weight gain.  A male medium is about the size of a male large 10 years ago it seems.

[BlackMage]

I always figured it was a subconcious thing to offset their own poundage.

Only in a social acceptance way.  Overweight women and underweight men are in the same boat when it comes to social stature.  Even the fashion industry reflects this, relegating heavy women to seperate spexialized stores and increasing the sizes of shirts for men to account for America's weight gain.  A male medium is about the size of a male large 10 years ago it seems.

oh come on. an overweight woman has it WAYYY worse then an underweight man, as far a social status is concerned. For example, what's in for men as far as pants go nowadays? Wearing skin tight jeans that show off their chicken legs.

[etiolate]

I'm pretty sure baggy is still the status quo, outside of your emoest concert.  I do agree it is tougher for overweight females, but the male equivalent is underweight.

[BlackMage]

I'm pretty sure baggy is still the status quo, outside of your emoest concert.  I do agree it is tougher for overweight females, but the male equivalent is underweight.

I'm gonna have to respectfully disagree with you!

[Phoenix Dark]

I always figured it was a subconcious thing to offset their own poundage.

Only in a social acceptance way.  Overweight women and underweight men are in the same boat when it comes to social stature.  Even the fashion industry reflects this, relegating heavy women to seperate spexialized stores and increasing the sizes of shirts for men to account for America's weight gain.  A male medium is about the size of a male large 10 years ago it seems.

oh come on. an overweight woman has it WAYYY worse then an underweight man, as far a social status is concerned. For example, what's in for men as far as pants go nowadays? Wearing skin tight jeans that show off their chicken legs.

I agree. Overweight women don't get far in society, in part because it's hard for them to attract men who will ultamitely take care of them. So they're forced to take care of themselves which of course doesn't work. And even when they find a black man to love that doesn't work because most of them are sorry and/or unemployed

[Flannel Boy]

Women (# of partners)

SKINNY___ 7.37

AVERAGE__ 11.99

FAT______ 10.30

OBESE____ 19.28

Obese women have nearly three times as many partners as skinny women. This might be because men might be willing to go for a whale ride once and a while, but they don't want to settle down with Shamu. So Shamu has to constantly swim around and pick up new whale riders all the time, while the fit chicks get to force men into long term relationships. 

source: General Social Survey

[Phoenix Dark]

Are you sure the source isn't the Humane Society?

[Flannel Boy]

Are you sure the source isn't the Humane Society?

They don't pick up whales either.