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BlueTsunami

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Adventures of a Security Officer: I think I was hit on by an old lady today
« on: May 09, 2007, 05:04:19 PM »
Ok...I think this older woman has taken an interest in me. It started with her asking about a book I was reading last Friday (DMT: The Spirit Molecule!). She asked me what it was about (like a teacher would ask for a report) and had a little convo with her about it. Wanded her, checked her bag (she also reads lots o' books) and was done. I just looked in her bag though, I'm not allowed to touch anything (shes supposed to shift around the contents herself so I can view).

Now for today. I was posted in the same position and she came up. I wanded her and she asked me to check her bag (as in for me to look in and around). I oblige and go dive in (since she gave me permission). The first thing right on top of the bag is some book about Sexual Positions! WTF  :o I was going to ask her what that was about but there were people in line. I blinked, shrugged it off and let her on her way.

WHAT IS THIS SHIT. Shes not ugly either...shes probably like late 40s? I don't know Evilbore...I don't know...

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Vizzys

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Re: Adventures of a Security Officer: I think I was hit on by an old lady today
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2007, 05:08:37 PM »
DO IT
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BlueTsunami

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Re: Adventures of a Security Officer: I think I was hit on by an old lady today
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2007, 05:10:36 PM »
:rofl

Its going to be awkward, next time I'm up there. WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS harr harr omg
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Adventures of a Security Officer: I think I was hit on by an old lady today
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2007, 05:12:03 PM »
 :rofl

Go for it. Make a slight comment or something, and maybe she'll try to push things along further. Please don't be all upfront this an old lady lol
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BlueTsunami

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Re: Adventures of a Security Officer: I think I was hit on by an old lady today
« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2007, 05:15:47 PM »
omg I feel so fucken dirty, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Also, she sort of looks like this but I'm using it as a reference point on how old she is...



This isn't right!
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Cheebs

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Re: Adventures of a Security Officer: I think I was hit on by an old lady today
« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2007, 05:18:15 PM »
40's is an old lady?
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BlueTsunami

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Re: Adventures of a Security Officer: I think I was hit on by an old lady today
« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2007, 05:18:53 PM »
Quote from: Cheebs on May 09, 2007, 05:18:15 PM
40's is an old lady?

Actually it isn't but its a couple of years older than my mother

Shes probably almost 30 years older than me
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Re: Adventures of a Security Officer: I think I was hit on by an old lady today
« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2007, 05:34:19 PM »
FHUTA!!!



God I haven't said that in a long time.  I feel like I just came. 
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TVC15

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Re: Adventures of a Security Officer: I think I was hit on by an old lady today
« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2007, 05:35:52 PM »
DO IT!  And take pictures.  Of you wearing her panties.
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Ichirou

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Re: Adventures of a Security Officer: I think I was hit on by an old lady today
« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2007, 06:05:31 PM »
Guess she couldn't stand against the latino heat.  Do it, dude.  Go for it, I've always wanted to date an older woman.
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BlueTsunami

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Re: Adventures of a Security Officer: I think I was hit on by an old lady today
« Reply #10 on: May 09, 2007, 10:34:41 PM »
Quote from: TVC 15 on May 09, 2007, 05:35:52 PM
DO IT!  And take pictures.  Of you wearing her panties.

I may do this. I won't rock it like Bz though.
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Christopher

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Re: Adventures of a Security Officer: I think I was hit on by an old lady today
« Reply #11 on: May 09, 2007, 10:36:58 PM »
"I wanded her"

:lol :bow Blue
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Tauntaun

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Re: Adventures of a Security Officer: I think I was hit on by an old lady today
« Reply #12 on: May 09, 2007, 11:32:23 PM »
Bail out! She's got teh super aids!  :o

When she comes around say "do not want!" :wag
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Re: Adventures of a Security Officer: I think I was hit on by an old lady today
« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2007, 01:24:53 AM »
Quote from: BlueTsunami on May 09, 2007, 05:04:19 PM
Ok...I think this older woman has taken an interest in me. It started with her asking about a book I was reading last Friday (DMT: The Spirit Molecule!). She asked me what it was about (like a teacher would ask for a report) and had a little convo with her about it. Wanded her, checked her bag (she also reads lots o' books) and was done. I just looked in her bag though, I'm not allowed to touch anything (shes supposed to shift around the contents herself so I can view).

Now for today. I was posted in the same position and she came up. I wanded her and she asked me to check her bag (as in for me to look in and around). I oblige and go dive in (since she gave me permission). The first thing right on top of the bag is some book about Sexual Positions! WTF  :o I was going to ask her what that was about but there were people in line. I blinked, shrugged it off and let her on her way.

WHAT IS THIS SHIT. Shes not ugly either...shes probably like late 40s? I don't know Evilbore...I don't know...



I was just wondering...  Have they ever offered you a chair?
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Yeti

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Re: Adventures of a Security Officer: I think I was hit on by an old lady today
« Reply #14 on: May 10, 2007, 01:46:54 AM »
I got hit on by older women all the time when I was working at Disney World. Heck, I just got hit on a lot by people of both genders and all ages.  :-\
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Re: Adventures of a Security Officer: I think I was hit on by an old lady today
« Reply #15 on: May 10, 2007, 01:49:06 AM »
Quote from: BlueTsunami on May 09, 2007, 05:15:47 PM
omg I feel so fucken dirty, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Also, she sort of looks like this but I'm using it as a reference point on how old she is...



This isn't right!

Good enough for me.  :hump
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Re: Adventures of a Security Officer: I think I was hit on by an old lady today
« Reply #16 on: May 10, 2007, 03:56:49 AM »
Sorry to be a downer but Cardinal Rule: Don't shit where you eat.
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BlueTsunami

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Re: Adventures of a Security Officer: I think I was hit on by an old lady today
« Reply #17 on: May 10, 2007, 07:42:00 AM »
Quote from: Error Macro on May 10, 2007, 01:24:53 AM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on May 09, 2007, 05:04:19 PM
Ok...I think this older woman has taken an interest in me. It started with her asking about a book I was reading last Friday (DMT: The Spirit Molecule!). She asked me what it was about (like a teacher would ask for a report) and had a little convo with her about it. Wanded her, checked her bag (she also reads lots o' books) and was done. I just looked in her bag though, I'm not allowed to touch anything (shes supposed to shift around the contents herself so I can view).

Now for today. I was posted in the same position and she came up. I wanded her and she asked me to check her bag (as in for me to look in and around). I oblige and go dive in (since she gave me permission). The first thing right on top of the bag is some book about Sexual Positions! WTF  :o I was going to ask her what that was about but there were people in line. I blinked, shrugged it off and let her on her way.

WHAT IS THIS SHIT. Shes not ugly either...shes probably like late 40s? I don't know Evilbore...I don't know...



I was just wondering...  Have they ever offered you a chair?

Fortunately it was there when I started. Seinfeld paving the way for Security Officers abroad :heart
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Re: Adventures of a Security Officer: I think I was hit on by an old lady today
« Reply #18 on: May 10, 2007, 08:05:01 AM »
I say give it a shot, just make sure she isn't married and you don't have her crazy-ass husband coming after you with a shotgun!
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Re: Adventures of a Security Officer: I think I was hit on by an old lady today
« Reply #19 on: May 10, 2007, 12:35:40 PM »
you know she's got experience, she'll make you have a wild night and introduce you to all of the crazy sex things imaginable
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Re: Adventures of a Security Officer: I think I was hit on by an old lady today
« Reply #20 on: May 10, 2007, 02:33:09 PM »
Quote from: Fresh Prince on May 10, 2007, 03:56:49 AM
Sorry to be a downer but Cardinal Rule: Don't shit where you eat.

That doesn't mean you can't fuck in the kitchen
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