This is a for reals post from LJ

[etiolate]

We have come to a consensus on our daughter's name!!!  She will be named:

Pandora Astraea Radagast Annextiomarus Dalía Ondine Xeziriq Amethyst L. <-- my last name.

And that makes her initials spell: P.A.R.A.D.O.X.A.L !!!  Yay!!!  And she's got a total of 69 letters in her name!  How perfect.  You know how I love the number 3 and multiples of 3.

She's got a full name now!!!

Totally serious post.  This person is pregnant.  Thats the baby name.

[CajoleJuice]

I was about to go take a shower.

Now I think I'm going to drown myself in a bath of my own tears.

[Error Macro]

The last name is 'L'?  How anticlimactic.

[MrAngryFace]

Isnt there a test or something before you get to have a kid?

[Beezy]

Poor kid will never be able to learn her whole name.

[bluemax]

I bet this person LARPs.

[Vizzys]

antichrist confirmed

[Phoenix Dark]

There should be a governmental agency that monitors this stuff. It's un-constitutional to ruin a child's life with such a horrible name.

[etiolate]

I also think the 'daddy' is a post op/post-pill TG, but always been too afraid to ask them. 

[Fresh Prince]

69? Perfect? What does she want her child to be a porn star?

Though like all names her name will be shortened down and she'll just be called Pan for all her parents effort.

[xnikki118x]

What country is this in? Some countries won't let you name your kid something that fucked up. Not that that's a bad thing, of course.

[max_cool]

By the time she fills out the bubble sheet for her name, the test will be over.

[Yeti]

I also think the 'daddy' is a post op/post-pill TG, but always been too afraid to ask them. 

You know these people? You must intervene on the child's behalf.

[Scurvy Stan]

Hopefully they aren't vegans.

[xnikki118x]

By the time she fills out the bubble sheet for her name, the test will be over.

Haha seriously!

[etiolate]

What country is this in? Some countries won't let you name your kid something that fucked up. Not that that's a bad thing, of course.

here in the good ol' US OF A

You know these people? You must intervene on the child's behalf.

You must not have much experience with wacky people. The only hope the child has is for someone these people hate to say they love the name.

[Yeti]

You must not have much experience with wacky people. The only hope the child has is for someone these people hate to say they love the name.

Then that is what you must do. For the good of the child.

[Tauntaun]

The last name is 'L'?  How anticlimactic.