Author Topic: The Evilbore Prom Queen: Who's your favorite female Evilbore poster? (Read 7532 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #120 on:** May 11, 2007, 10:45:25 AM »

whiteacid would probably be fun to hang with. Like get together and cuddle while watching a movie, then I can brush her hair.

I'd be too shy to talk to Catz $:-\$

Ichirou · « **Reply #121 on:** May 11, 2007, 10:46:49 AM »

Catz is married so it's a totally non-threatening situation, dude. Plus, she seems really cool.

whiteACID is sort of crazy, I'd probably be scared to meet her.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #122 on:** May 11, 2007, 10:47:21 AM »

Quote from: Michelle on May 11, 2007, 10:45:25 AM

whiteacid would probably be fun to hang with. Like get together and cuddle while watching a movie, then I can brush her hair.

I'd be too shy to talk to Catz $:-\$

naw dude, hot women are just looking for a guy to punch them in the jaw, they love that stuff

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kicking them in the vag helps too

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whiteACID · « **Reply #123 on:** May 11, 2007, 10:47:36 AM »

Quote from: Michelle on May 11, 2007, 10:45:25 AM

whiteacid would probably be fun to hang with. Like get together and cuddle while watching a movie, then I can brush her hair.

I'd be too shy to talk to Catz $:-\$

I would take you for a ride on my motorcycle.

Ichirou · « **Reply #124 on:** May 11, 2007, 10:48:29 AM »

Without a helmet though, right? Helmets are for sissies.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #125 on:** May 11, 2007, 10:49:23 AM »

Quote from: whiteACID on May 11, 2007, 10:47:36 AM

Quote from: Michelle on May 11, 2007, 10:45:25 AM
whiteacid would probably be fun to hang with. Like get together and cuddle while watching a movie, then I can brush her hair.

I'd be too shy to talk to Catz $:-\$

I would take you for a ride on my motorcycle.

You can take me for a ride anytime

But lol that would look strange; some big black guy being driven around on a bike by some small chick

Tauntaun · « **Reply #126 on:** May 11, 2007, 10:49:58 AM »

Quote from: whiteACID on May 11, 2007, 10:47:36 AM

Quote from: Michelle on May 11, 2007, 10:45:25 AM
whiteacid would probably be fun to hang with. Like get together and cuddle while watching a movie, then I can brush her hair.

I'd be too shy to talk to Catz $:-\$

I would take you for a ride on my motorcycle.

lol, I bet PD would shoot his load from the vibrations.

Ichirou · « **Reply #127 on:** May 11, 2007, 10:50:48 AM »

How tall are you, PD?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #128 on:** May 11, 2007, 10:51:39 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on May 11, 2007, 10:50:48 AM

How tall are you, PD?

About 6'3 when I'm standing up straight

Quote from: Honeybuns

lol, I bet PD would shoot his load from the vibrations.

whiteACID · « **Reply #129 on:** May 11, 2007, 10:54:36 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on May 11, 2007, 10:48:29 AM

Without a helmet though, right? Helmets are for sissies.

You could be the best driver but that doesn't mean other people are. Always wear a helmet, you never know when someone will pull out in front of you or run a red light.

whiteACID · « **Reply #130 on:** May 11, 2007, 10:56:30 AM »

Quote from: Michelle on May 11, 2007, 10:49:23 AM

Quote from: whiteACID on May 11, 2007, 10:47:36 AM
Quote from: Michelle on May 11, 2007, 10:45:25 AM
whiteacid would probably be fun to hang with. Like get together and cuddle while watching a movie, then I can brush her hair.

I'd be too shy to talk to Catz $:-\$

I would take you for a ride on my motorcycle.

You can take me for a ride anytime

But lol that would look strange; some big black guy being driven around on a bike by some small chick

I'm not that small.

Ichirou · « **Reply #131 on:** May 11, 2007, 10:56:37 AM »

But PD doesn't have to wear a helmet, right? I mean, you're a really good driver, right? There's no need for him to wear a helmet...it's not like you're going to get into a suspicious accident in the middle of the freeway, right? An accident which would kill the passenger while leaving the driver basically unharmed? That wouldn't happen, so PD doesn't need a helmet, right?

Right?

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HINT HINT

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whiteACID · « **Reply #132 on:** May 11, 2007, 10:57:37 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on May 11, 2007, 10:56:37 AM

But PD doesn't have to wear a helmet, right? I mean, you're a really good driver, right? There's no need for him to wear a helmet...it's not like you're going to get into a suspicious accident in the middle of the freeway, right? An accident which would kill the passenger while leaving the driver basically unharmed? That wouldn't happen, so PD doesn't need a helmet, right?

Right?

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oh yes! right, of course

Ichirou · « **Reply #133 on:** May 11, 2007, 10:58:48 AM »

Good, I'm glad we understand each other.

Beezy · « **Reply #134 on:** May 11, 2007, 01:12:37 PM »

Lemurs and CrystalGemini have the least number of votes. Racists.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #135 on:** May 11, 2007, 01:16:39 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on May 11, 2007, 01:12:37 PM

Lemurs and CrystalGemini have the least number of votes. Racists.

Lemurs: Negro lips carrot stick legs
CrystalGemini: Too nice

Stocky · « **Reply #136 on:** May 11, 2007, 01:18:21 PM »

CrystalGemini is probably the nicest female on this forum, and that's not a bad thing. There's no such thing as "too nice". PD is still a virgin, so he's the last one to criticize any female.

Lemurs is fucking annoying as hell, and shouldn't receive any votes.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #137 on:** May 11, 2007, 01:20:30 PM »

Quote from: stocky on May 11, 2007, 01:18:21 PM

CrystalGemini is probably the nicest female on this forum, and that's not a bad thing. There's no such thing as "too nice". PD is still a virgin, so he's the last one to criticize any female.

Lemurs is fucking annoying as hell, and shouldn't receive any votes.

Crystal is kinda boring. I don't know anything about her, except that she finds Willco attractive.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #138 on:** May 11, 2007, 01:23:15 PM »

Quote from: Michelle on May 11, 2007, 01:20:30 PM

Quote from: stocky on May 11, 2007, 01:18:21 PM
CrystalGemini is probably the nicest female on this forum, and that's not a bad thing. There's no such thing as "too nice". PD is still a virgin, so he's the last one to criticize any female.

Lemurs is fucking annoying as hell, and shouldn't receive any votes.

Crystal is kinda boring. I don't know anything about her, except that she finds Willco attractive.

So you're saying her taste in men is as bad as your taste in movies?

Stocky · « **Reply #139 on:** May 11, 2007, 01:23:58 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on May 11, 2007, 01:23:15 PM

Quote from: Michelle on May 11, 2007, 01:20:30 PM
Quote from: stocky on May 11, 2007, 01:18:21 PM
CrystalGemini is probably the nicest female on this forum, and that's not a bad thing. There's no such thing as "too nice". PD is still a virgin, so he's the last one to criticize any female.

Lemurs is fucking annoying as hell, and shouldn't receive any votes.

Crystal is kinda boring. I don't know anything about her, except that she finds Willco attractive.
So you're saying her taste in men is as bad as your taste in movies?

I can't believe you even said that. How could you say that about Crystal? Willco isn't that bad.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #140 on:** May 11, 2007, 01:24:09 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on May 11, 2007, 01:23:15 PM

Quote from: Michelle on May 11, 2007, 01:20:30 PM
Quote from: stocky on May 11, 2007, 01:18:21 PM
CrystalGemini is probably the nicest female on this forum, and that's not a bad thing. There's no such thing as "too nice". PD is still a virgin, so he's the last one to criticize any female.

Lemurs is fucking annoying as hell, and shouldn't receive any votes.

Crystal is kinda boring. I don't know anything about her, except that she finds Willco attractive.
So you're saying her taste in men is as bad as your taste in movies?

I dunno.

Unforgiven: 6/10
Willco: hmmm 7.5/10

She wins $:-\$

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #141 on:** May 11, 2007, 01:25:48 PM »

Quote from: stocky on May 11, 2007, 01:23:58 PM

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on May 11, 2007, 01:23:15 PM
Quote from: Michelle on May 11, 2007, 01:20:30 PM
Quote from: stocky on May 11, 2007, 01:18:21 PM
CrystalGemini is probably the nicest female on this forum, and that's not a bad thing. There's no such thing as "too nice". PD is still a virgin, so he's the last one to criticize any female.

Lemurs is fucking annoying as hell, and shouldn't receive any votes.

Crystal is kinda boring. I don't know anything about her, except that she finds Willco attractive.
So you're saying her taste in men is as bad as your taste in movies?

I can't believe you even said that. How could you say that about Crystal? Willco isn't that bad.

I know. In fact, Willco is kinda dreamy.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #142 on:** May 11, 2007, 01:27:35 PM »

Willco looks best with the long hair and beard, but Crystal won't let him have one. She's holding him back like Ms. Apple did to me back in second grade $:-\$

Beezy · « **Reply #143 on:** May 11, 2007, 01:29:07 PM »

Quote from: Michelle on May 11, 2007, 01:16:39 PM

Quote from: Beezy on May 11, 2007, 01:12:37 PM
Lemurs and CrystalGemini have the least number of votes. Racists.

Lemurs: Negro lips carrot stick legs
CrystalGemini: Too nice

You sound like a stupid bitch right now.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #144 on:** May 11, 2007, 01:30:09 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on May 11, 2007, 01:29:07 PM

Quote from: Michelle on May 11, 2007, 01:16:39 PM
Quote from: Beezy on May 11, 2007, 01:12:37 PM
Lemurs and CrystalGemini have the least number of votes. Racists.

Lemurs: Negro lips carrot stick legs
CrystalGemini: Too nice

You sound like a stupid bitch right now.

Fine I'll stop

Tauntaun · « **Reply #145 on:** May 11, 2007, 01:42:26 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on May 11, 2007, 01:29:07 PM

Quote from: Michelle on May 11, 2007, 01:16:39 PM
Quote from: Beezy on May 11, 2007, 01:12:37 PM
Lemurs and CrystalGemini have the least number of votes. Racists.

Lemurs: Negro lips carrot stick legs
CrystalGemini: Too nice

You sound like a stupid bitch right now.

uh oh, it's black on black internet violence

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #146 on:** May 11, 2007, 01:52:22 PM »

Can we add Allison Stokke as a last-minute entry?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #147 on:** May 11, 2007, 01:53:41 PM »

That thread on GAF is so pathetic, even by my standards.

She's sooooooooo hot. I kinda wish she had armpit hair in the first pic just to be like "stfu male standards I do what I want"

Beezy · « **Reply #148 on:** May 11, 2007, 01:59:05 PM »

Quote from: Michelle on May 11, 2007, 01:53:41 PM

That thread on GAF is so pathetic, even by my standards.

They're worse than me and my blasian obsession. At least I'm not going crazy over one girl.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #149 on:** May 11, 2007, 02:00:34 PM »

I hope someone shows her that thread

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #150 on:** May 11, 2007, 02:01:56 PM »

There are threads like that across the internet. We were trying to keep her isolated to the MLB thread, but it was an impossible task. Fucking Bill Simmons mentioned her in his latest article/blog post/whatever after he got an email about her.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #151 on:** May 11, 2007, 02:02:42 PM »

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #152 on:** May 11, 2007, 02:04:49 PM »

And there's a fan club for her on Facebook. It has 535 members. It was at about 400 only 12 hours ago.

whiteACID · « **Reply #153 on:** May 11, 2007, 02:05:23 PM »

who are you guys talking about?

Beezy · « **Reply #154 on:** May 11, 2007, 02:07:01 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on May 11, 2007, 02:05:23 PM

who are you guys talking about?

The chick with the pole.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #155 on:** May 11, 2007, 02:07:09 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on May 11, 2007, 02:04:49 PM

And there's a fan club for her on Facebook. It has 535 members. It was at about 400 only 12 hours ago.

lol

She's the perfect color imo. I love the way her skin looks. What nationality is she? She looks a bit middle eastern, but she also looks latina which is awesome. Plus her hair=dammmn

whiteACID · « **Reply #156 on:** May 11, 2007, 02:09:45 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on May 11, 2007, 02:07:01 PM

Quote from: whiteACID on May 11, 2007, 02:05:23 PM
who are you guys talking about?
The chick with the pole.

BUT WHO IS SHE?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #157 on:** May 11, 2007, 02:11:04 PM »

www.justfuckinggoogleit.com

/liu kang

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #158 on:** May 11, 2007, 02:16:04 PM »

Sounds about right!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #159 on:** May 11, 2007, 02:16:34 PM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on May 11, 2007, 02:13:10 PM

She's a talented pole vaulter who starts at cal next year and also the latest girl legions of desperate internet virgins have latched onto to fill out their fantasy lives.

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So true $:-\$

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Flannel Boy · « **Reply #160 on:** May 11, 2007, 03:27:09 PM »

She has the body of a greek godesses, a body sculpted by Zeus's penis. I think we should bring back a tradition from the Greeks, and make Allison Stokke compete in the nude.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #161 on:** May 11, 2007, 03:28:32 PM »

You're half a decade away from being a dirty old man

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #162 on:** May 11, 2007, 03:33:56 PM »

Quote from: Michelle on May 11, 2007, 03:28:32 PM

You're half a decade away from being a dirty old man

Which is sad because I haven't really had much opportunity to be a dirty young man.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #163 on:** May 11, 2007, 03:37:05 PM »

You look pretty normal in your pic. I would think that there'd be plenty of chicks out there who like philosophy.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #164 on:** May 11, 2007, 03:43:46 PM »

Quote from: Michelle on May 11, 2007, 03:37:05 PM

You look pretty normal in your pic. I would think that there'd be plenty of chicks out there who like philosophy.

They like pseudo-philosophy. I have a friend that spouts this inane, mystical, metaphysical, claptrap that seems to work and gets him trapped with clap.

whiteACID · « **Reply #165 on:** May 11, 2007, 03:46:41 PM »

Quote from: Michelle on May 11, 2007, 03:37:05 PM

You look pretty normal in your pic. I would think that there'd be plenty of chicks out there who like philosophy.

what pic?

Cheebs · « **Reply #166 on:** May 11, 2007, 03:47:49 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on May 11, 2007, 03:46:41 PM

Quote from: Michelle on May 11, 2007, 03:37:05 PM
You look pretty normal in your pic. I would think that there'd be plenty of chicks out there who like philosophy.
what pic?

malek used a picture of himself for an avatar for a while

whiteACID · « **Reply #167 on:** May 11, 2007, 03:48:34 PM »

any chance I can see it?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #168 on:** May 11, 2007, 03:49:21 PM »

He had a couple pics in your "post pics" thread actually. He doesn't look bad at all.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #169 on:** May 11, 2007, 03:51:06 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on May 11, 2007, 03:48:34 PM

any chance I can see it?

No. What sucks is I don't have a photo of myself from the last three years where I'm not completely drunk.

I look drunk like this in every photo:

minus the hot chick
plus a beard
plus a pair of glasses

Quote from: Michelle on May 11, 2007, 03:49:21 PM

He had a couple pics in your "post pics" thread actually. He doesn't look bad at all.

Actually I removed them a few months ago.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #170 on:** May 11, 2007, 03:52:49 PM »

Why did you remove them? You're so e-self conscience :'(

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #171 on:** May 11, 2007, 03:53:23 PM »

Quote from: Michelle on May 11, 2007, 03:52:49 PM

Why did you remove them? You're so e-self conscience :'(

Says the man who has never posted a photo.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #172 on:** May 11, 2007, 03:58:54 PM »

I hate taking pics actually. But dude, you actually look good. Flaunt your looks

I look bland. Pfft I need some muscles. But like I said, everyone will be disappointed when they see my pic because I don't look creepy or ugly

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #173 on:** May 11, 2007, 04:02:19 PM »

Quote from: Michelle on May 11, 2007, 03:58:54 PM

I hate taking pics actually. But dude, you actually look good. Flaunt your looks

I look bland. Pfft I need some muscles. But like I said, everyone will be disappointed when they see my pic because I don't look creepy or ugly

I guess we'll have to settle for your creepy posts and ugly views.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #174 on:** May 11, 2007, 05:39:47 PM »

News:

Poll

If we were just talking about guys, there'd be too many to post! All the Evilbore ladies are sophisticated, intelligent, and awesome. But who is the awesomest of them all?

Author Topic: The Evilbore Prom Queen: Who's your favorite female Evilbore poster? (Read 7532 times)