Author Topic: The Evilbore Lying King: Who is your favorite Evilbore liar? (Read 7882 times)

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #1 on:** May 10, 2007, 01:58:46 AM »

This poll is awesome, I voted for G The Liar

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2 on:** May 10, 2007, 01:59:00 AM »

TVC15 · « **Reply #3 on:** May 10, 2007, 02:00:16 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on May 10, 2007, 01:59:00 AM

$:-\$

Why the frown? These are all things he has claimed as being true at one time.

Ichirou · « **Reply #4 on:** May 10, 2007, 02:01:39 AM »

Whichever of these options wins, G loses.

Ichirou · « **Reply #5 on:** May 10, 2007, 02:18:34 AM »

Why is there no 'The G that is dating his cousin Roxy' option?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #6 on:** May 10, 2007, 02:24:51 AM »

WTF tvc come on now.

Ichirou · « **Reply #7 on:** May 10, 2007, 02:27:35 AM »

It's funny 'cuz he promised he was gonna lay off for a week but he didn't.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #8 on:** May 10, 2007, 02:27:48 AM »

you forgot:

G that fucked the hot nurse while he was in the hospital
G that thinks adding explicit detail about his so-called sexual encounters makes him seem experienced and not a giant pornstruck virginoid: see mupepe.com

TVC15 · « **Reply #9 on:** May 10, 2007, 02:30:04 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on May 10, 2007, 02:27:35 AM

It's funny 'cuz he promised he was gonna lay off for a week but he didn't.

Once again, I promised I would not be a cock for a week, but I never said which week.

Ichirou · « **Reply #10 on:** May 10, 2007, 02:31:29 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 10, 2007, 02:30:04 AM

Quote from: Ichirou on May 10, 2007, 02:27:35 AM
It's funny 'cuz he promised he was gonna lay off for a week but he didn't.

Once again, I promised I would not be a cock for a week, but I never said which week.

Is it the week that starts the twelfth of never?

TVC15 · « **Reply #11 on:** May 10, 2007, 02:32:55 AM »

I kinda fucked up the poll a little while updating it.

Mupepe · « **Reply #12 on:** May 10, 2007, 02:34:04 AM »

myself and someone else voted for me

Ichirou · « **Reply #13 on:** May 10, 2007, 02:35:10 AM »

There needs to be a Roxy option.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #14 on:** May 10, 2007, 02:36:13 AM »

oh, and the G that was marrying his cousin Roxy at the same time Prost/Catz were tyin' the knot

TVC15 · « **Reply #15 on:** May 10, 2007, 02:36:52 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on May 10, 2007, 02:36:13 AM

oh, and the G that was marrying his cousin Roxy at the same time Prost/Catz were tyin' the knot

Oh, HE HAD AN ANIMAL COSSING WEDDING CAKE!

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #16 on:** May 10, 2007, 02:39:28 AM »

The week I die probably

Ichirou · « **Reply #17 on:** May 10, 2007, 02:40:29 AM »

I want to change my vote to the Animal Crossing one.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #18 on:** May 10, 2007, 02:42:06 AM »

You got to give G some credit for being so versatile. lol

TVC15 · « **Reply #19 on:** May 10, 2007, 02:43:32 AM »

Oh, I forgot to add the G that is so good at sex that he has to use a fleshlight to UNLEARN endurance.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #20 on:** May 10, 2007, 02:44:14 AM »

and Cuttin' G: Crimson Thighs Edition

TVC15 · « **Reply #21 on:** May 10, 2007, 02:45:14 AM »

Ooo, I like that

Ichirou · « **Reply #22 on:** May 10, 2007, 02:46:48 AM »

You should delete the just plain G option. No one's voted for it and it's the most boring one.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #23 on:** May 10, 2007, 02:48:06 AM »

add PD/Michelle just 'cuz

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #24 on:** May 10, 2007, 02:48:24 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 10, 2007, 02:43:32 AM

Oh, I forgot to add the G that is so good at sex that he has to use a fleshlight to UNLEARN endurance.

If he were my little brother, I'll give him a good beating. WTF? At least come up with something believable. Those lies are insults to whoever he tells them to.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #25 on:** May 10, 2007, 02:48:41 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on May 10, 2007, 02:35:10 AM

There needs to be a Roxy option.

Agreed.

Ichirou · « **Reply #26 on:** May 10, 2007, 04:29:30 AM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on May 10, 2007, 02:48:41 AM

Quote from: Ichirou on May 10, 2007, 02:35:10 AM
There needs to be a Roxy option.

Agreed.

The Roxy option is the Animal Crossing one. It got added after I wrote my post.

TVC15 · « **Reply #27 on:** May 10, 2007, 04:31:48 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on May 10, 2007, 04:29:30 AM

Quote from: xnikki118x on May 10, 2007, 02:48:41 AM
Quote from: Ichirou on May 10, 2007, 02:35:10 AM
There needs to be a Roxy option.

Agreed.

The Roxy option is the Animal Crossing one. It got added after I wrote my post.

No, they are different. The Animal Crossing one is when he was claiming to be marrying Roxy. The other option is just a general Roxy option. Since he was lying about both, they are both valid.

Ichirou · « **Reply #28 on:** May 10, 2007, 04:32:37 AM »

Can you change the poll so people can vote multiple times?

TVC15 · « **Reply #29 on:** May 10, 2007, 04:33:33 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on May 10, 2007, 04:32:37 AM

Can you change the poll so people can vote multiple times?

No, you can only do that when you are first starting a poll

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #30 on:** May 10, 2007, 11:23:05 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on May 10, 2007, 02:48:06 AM

add PD/Michelle just 'cuz

I can't believe I'm not on the list $:-\$

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #31 on:** May 10, 2007, 11:27:04 AM »

I think the scales have kinda tipped towards the people fucking with G as being more pathetic than G is. Are you all so persecuted in real life that you have to gangbang this fucking idiot online?

Cheebs · « **Reply #32 on:** May 10, 2007, 11:30:11 AM »

Bloodwake · « **Reply #33 on:** May 10, 2007, 11:34:45 AM »

Wow.

G, I sorta feel bad, but it's hard to dig yourself out of THAT hole.

lordmaji · « **Reply #34 on:** May 10, 2007, 11:40:51 AM »

umm..

ah hell. nm.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #35 on:** May 10, 2007, 11:46:34 AM »

Id be happy just banning him as an icon with extended privilages. Im tired of his crappy lies.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #36 on:** May 10, 2007, 11:47:49 AM »

Ban him or ignore him but seeing a new "how can we fuck with this guy" thread every fucking day is fuck annoying total.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #37 on:** May 10, 2007, 11:52:37 AM »

Well he feeds off of the attention ANYWAY. I'd ban him with a majority vote, I honestly dont wanna deal with the whining afterwards.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #38 on:** May 10, 2007, 11:53:31 AM »

I guess you're right. The whole thing is fuck depressing though.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #39 on:** May 10, 2007, 11:55:33 AM »

Ill give you that.

TVC15 · « **Reply #40 on:** May 10, 2007, 12:06:11 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 10, 2007, 11:47:49 AM

Ban him or ignore him but seeing a new "how can we fuck with this guy" thread every fucking day is fuck annoying total.

That's kind of the point. Until his grossness is removed, I'm going to pick at him like a malformed scab. The solution is easy enough: If Willco doesn't want duder to get a complex, he gets rid of him.

BlackMage · « **Reply #41 on:** May 10, 2007, 12:09:00 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 10, 2007, 12:06:11 PM

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 10, 2007, 11:47:49 AM
Ban him or ignore him but seeing a new "how can we fuck with this guy" thread every fucking day is fuck annoying total.

That's kind of the point. Until his grossness is removed, I'm going to pick at him like a malformed scab. The solution is easy enough: If Willco doesn't want duder to get a complex, he gets rid of him.

has willco said he won't ban him?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #42 on:** May 10, 2007, 12:19:46 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 10, 2007, 12:06:11 PM

That's kind of the point. Until his grossness is removed, I'm going to pick at him like a malformed scab. The solution is easy enough: If Willco doesn't want duder to get a complex, he gets rid of him.

If this was GAf, would you let this shit carry on?

lordmaji · « **Reply #43 on:** May 10, 2007, 12:25:05 PM »

Why ban him?

You guys wouldn't have anyone to cry and bitch about. He's the EB lying whipping boy.

Cheebs · « **Reply #44 on:** May 10, 2007, 12:37:22 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 10, 2007, 12:19:46 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 10, 2007, 12:06:11 PM
That's kind of the point. Until his grossness is removed, I'm going to pick at him like a malformed scab. The solution is easy enough: If Willco doesn't want duder to get a complex, he gets rid of him.

If this was GAf, would you let this shit carry on?

EB TVC is awesome. GAF TVC has banned me like 5 times.

TVC15 · « **Reply #45 on:** May 10, 2007, 12:48:05 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 10, 2007, 12:19:46 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 10, 2007, 12:06:11 PM
That's kind of the point. Until his grossness is removed, I'm going to pick at him like a malformed scab. The solution is easy enough: If Willco doesn't want duder to get a complex, he gets rid of him.

If this was GAf, would you let this shit carry on?

This is GAF? Wow, color me surprised!

Also, I probably would have banned him if I started seeing him do his "I'm an expert, based off the experience of my CONSTANT LYING" schtick at GAF. I don't know why you don't find it awful, Corny. He gives people advice when he has absolutelyno right to, even when it comes to, you know, expensive things like computer overclocking. If you don't think he deserves flak for constantly pretending to be an expert, I'm curious to know your rationale for defending him. DO you want to fuck him, Corny?

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #46 on:** May 10, 2007, 12:57:49 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on May 10, 2007, 12:37:22 PM

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 10, 2007, 12:19:46 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on May 10, 2007, 12:06:11 PM
That's kind of the point. Until his grossness is removed, I'm going to pick at him like a malformed scab. The solution is easy enough: If Willco doesn't want duder to get a complex, he gets rid of him.

If this was GAf, would you let this shit carry on?
EB TVC is awesome. GAF TVC has banned me like 5 times.

Which means that he would ban you here too if he could.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #47 on:** May 10, 2007, 01:02:55 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 10, 2007, 12:48:05 PM

This is GAF? Wow, color me surprised!

IF this was GAF. We're off to a good start!

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 10, 2007, 12:48:05 PM

Also, I probably would have banned him if I started seeing him do his "I'm an expert, based off the experience of my CONSTANT LYING" schtick at GAF. I don't know why you don't find it awful, Corny. He gives people advice when he has absolutelyno right to, even when it comes to, you know, expensive things like computer overclocking.

I guess this is the thing with me: is lying a bannable offense? I notice Verboten still posts at GAf (or at least it did the last time I checked, which admittedly hasn't been for a long time), so I would think you've have to ban it as well. And ban all the other liars too, I'm sure there's a few of them out there!

I don't find it awful because I don't pay any attention to him. However, it's hard to ignore all the threads and posts with you bashing him unless I put YOU on ignore. And I actually find the shit you say interesting when you're not bashing G or Heroes.

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 10, 2007, 12:48:05 PM

If you don't think he deserves flak for constantly pretending to be an expert, I'm curious to know your rationale for defending him. DO you want to fuck him, Corny?

If you want to give him flak, do it privately. I don't think I'm the only one that is bored with this bullshit.

I'm leaving the "do you want to fuck him" question unanswered for maximum controversy.

lordmaji · « **Reply #48 on:** May 10, 2007, 01:05:36 PM »

GAF is fun. But sometimes reminds me of Nazi Germany (mainly gd).

Not a fan of the GD side.

TVC15 · « **Reply #49 on:** May 10, 2007, 01:07:22 PM »

The difference is that Verboten doesn't pretend to be an expert on things and give folks advice.

I don't think lying by itself is particularly reprehensible. . .everyone does it. . .but G's revolting habit of giving people advice based on his lies is most certainly a worse tendency than that of his fictitious cancer cells replicating themselves. I have no problems with lying; I just have a problem with what G does. He's being disingenuous for the sake of getting responses that he wants, which is pretty much the definition of trolling. He just has an especially fat and fucked up take on the concept.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #50 on:** May 10, 2007, 01:09:05 PM »

You know TVC your just a huge asshole. At least I'm not like you. You've got nothing better to do with your time? You obsess over my flaws and mistakes. And you publicly wish to make a example out of me, as well as humiliate me. I dont do that to you do I? :'(

lordmaji · « **Reply #51 on:** May 10, 2007, 01:10:54 PM »

Maybe TVC has a secret crush on you and wants to make mad butt loving w/ you all night long.

oh, with some ATM too.

Let it out, the sexual tension between you two is amazing.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #52 on:** May 10, 2007, 01:11:17 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 10, 2007, 01:07:22 PM

The difference is that Verboten doesn't pretend to be an expert on things and give folks advice.

Okay so first you want him banned because he's a liar, but then it's because he's a specific KIND of liar? What about banning the people that are stupid enough to listen to him? I think that would be far more effective.

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 10, 2007, 01:07:22 PM

I don't think lying by itself is particularly reprehensible. . .everyone does it. . .but G's revolting habit of giving people advice based on his lies is most certainly a worse tendency than that of his fictitious cancer cells replicating themselves. I have no problems with lying; I just have a problem with what G does. He's being disingenuous for the sake of getting responses that he wants, which is pretty much the definition of trolling. He just has an especially fat and fucked up take on the concept.

I think you're just being a bully dude, and I really wish you would stop.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #53 on:** May 10, 2007, 01:13:20 PM »

TVC I dont hate you man, but I hate your games! $:-\$

TVC15 · « **Reply #54 on:** May 10, 2007, 01:13:50 PM »

Quote from: G The Liar on May 10, 2007, 01:09:05 PM

You know TVC your just a huge asshole. At least I'm not like you. You've got nothing better to do with your time? You obsess over my flaws and mistakes. And you publicly wish to make a example out of me, as well as humiliate me. I dont do that to you do I? :'(

I have plenty of better things to do with my time. I spend like 2 cumulative hours a day on evilbore. I'm typically doing multiple things on a machine at the same time, and I'm a fan of alt-tabbing when something is in the middle of a process. You just happen to be the most awful thing here, G. I'm not going to leave off of you until you either remove yourself from the forum or take a saw to your trunk-like neck. Go tell your lies somewhere else.

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Okay so first you want him banned because he's a liar, but then it's because he's a specific KIND of liar? What about banning the people that are stupid enough to listen to him? I think that would be far more effective.

Don't remove the cause, but take out the victims? How backwards.

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I think you're just being a bully dude, and I really wish you would stop.

You do want to fuck him, don't you?

How would you feel if you googled your way to this forum looking for OC advice, read G's post, and then turned your computer into a melted mess of plastic and wire? Would you be cool with him pretending to be an expert then?

Tauntaun · « **Reply #55 on:** May 10, 2007, 01:15:32 PM »

Quote from: lordmaji on May 10, 2007, 01:10:54 PM

Maybe TVC has a secret crush on you and wants to make mad butt loving w/ you all night long.

oh, with some ATM too.

Let it out, the sexual tension between you two is amazing.

Buttsecks while withdrawing cash for AIDS medicine?

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lordmaji · « **Reply #56 on:** May 10, 2007, 01:16:38 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 10, 2007, 01:13:50 PM

Quote from: G The Liar on May 10, 2007, 01:09:05 PM
You know TVC your just a huge asshole. At least I'm not like you. You've got nothing better to do with your time? You obsess over my flaws and mistakes. And you publicly wish to make a example out of me, as well as humiliate me. I dont do that to you do I? :'(

I have plenty of better things to do with my time. I spend like 2 cumulative hours a day on evilbore. I'm typically doing multiple things on a machine at the same time, and I'm a fan of alt-tabbing when something is in the middle of a process. You just happen to be the most awful thing here, G. I'm not going to leave off of you until you either remove yourself from the forum or take a saw to your trunk-like neck. Go tell your lies somewhere else.

Does Makaveli post here yet?

Also Ego's and Self Righteous (I'm better then you) people are worse then G's bs stories.

TVC15 · « **Reply #57 on:** May 10, 2007, 01:17:12 PM »

Makaveli has already been removed from here.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #58 on:** May 10, 2007, 01:17:18 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 10, 2007, 01:13:50 PM

You do want to fuck him, don't you?

Not as bad as you seem to want to!

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 10, 2007, 01:13:50 PM

How would you feel if you googled your way to this forum looking for OC advice, read G's post, and then turned your computer into a melted mess of plastic and wire? Would you be cool with him pretending to be an expert then?

Somehow, I don't think I'd take the advice of some random poster on a videogame-themed messageboard very seriously. I don't buy the whole "won't someone please think of the overclockers!" line, man.

TVC15 · « **Reply #59 on:** May 10, 2007, 01:18:25 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 10, 2007, 01:17:18 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 10, 2007, 01:13:50 PM
You do want to fuck him, don't you?

Not as bad as you seem to want to!

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 10, 2007, 01:13:50 PM
How would you feel if you googled your way to this forum looking for OC advice, read G's post, and then turned your computer into a melted mess of plastic and wire? Would you be cool with him pretending to be an expert then?

Somehow, I don't think I'd take the advice of some random poster on a videogame-themed messageboard very seriously. I don't buy the whole "won't someone please think of the overclockers!" line, man.

Why not? When I'm looking for advice on random things, I google them. If G is talented at one thing that isn't eating and drinking, it is telling convincingly detailed lies.

Also, I'm not like you. Most people here don't really want to fuck other people on the forum.

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Author Topic: The Evilbore Lying King: Who is your favorite Evilbore liar? (Read 7882 times)