Author Topic: G, it's time to set the record straight. (Read 1928 times)

Ichirou · « **on:** May 10, 2007, 04:39:32 AM »

I want you to tell us which of these are true and which of these are lies.

1. G fucked a chick that looked like a 12 year old even though G weighs 500 pounds and is grotesque.
2. G pretends to play computer games he hasn't touched
3. G owns 3 houses, an airplane, and bikes 40+ miles a day
4. G has cancer and has less than a year to live and a million dollars to spend
5. G has a lactating breast
6. G loves to wear panties and shaves his ass to do so
7. G has to go to sexaholics group meetings because he is SO ADDICTED TO SEX
8. G donates lots of money to charity and appears on TV to do so
9. G trained with some sort of fighting kung fu master dude
10. G fucked a hot nurse while he was in the hospital while dying of cancer
11. G was marrying his sister and had an Animal Crossing wedding cake
12. G is so good at sex that he has to use a fleshlight to UNLEARN endurance
13. G CUTS HIMSELF TO FORGET THE PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
14. G is clearly dating someone that is related to him, aka Roxy.
15. G wants to kill and eat CrystalGemini

Plz tell us which are real and which are not. Go number by number. Thx.

TVC15 · « **Reply #1 on:** May 10, 2007, 04:40:31 AM »

Actually, he made 2 threads about his breasts lactating at OA.

Ichirou · « **Reply #2 on:** May 10, 2007, 04:41:35 AM »

What would G milk taste like?

TVC15 · « **Reply #3 on:** May 10, 2007, 04:43:31 AM »

I believe he directly compared it to buttermilk.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #4 on:** May 10, 2007, 04:44:55 AM »

Is this really necessary? $:-\$

Ichirou · « **Reply #5 on:** May 10, 2007, 04:45:13 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 10, 2007, 04:43:31 AM

I believe he directly compared it to buttermilk.

He claims he drank it? WTF?

TVC15 · « **Reply #6 on:** May 10, 2007, 04:46:10 AM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on May 10, 2007, 04:44:55 AM

Is this really necessary? $:-\$

I want him banned. He threatened to kill and eat you. Why aren't you helping?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #7 on:** May 10, 2007, 04:46:34 AM »

1. G fucked a chick that looked like a 12 year old even though G weighs 500 pounds and is grotesque.F
2. G pretends to play computer games he hasn't touched F (I corrected myself in that thread, the other games I have played)
3. G owns 3 houses, an airplane, and bikes 40+ miles a day F
4. G has cancer and has less than a year to live and a million dollars to spend F
5. G has a lactating breast T (dont know why it happens but it does)
6. G loves to wear panties and shaves his ass to do so F (only for TVC)
7. G has to go to sexaholics group meetings because he is SO ADDICTED TO SEX T (stoped going to a public group)
8. G donates lots of money to charity and appears on TV to do so F
9. G trained with some sort of fighting kung fu master dude F
10. G fucked a hot nurse while he was in the hospital while dying of cancer F
11. G was marrying his sister and had an Animal Crossing wedding cake T (the day i get married I'm having a awesome themed cake, and for once and all she's not my damn sister/cousin/blood)
12. G is so good at sex that he has to use a fleshlight to UNLEARN endurance F (i use it cause i'm not good, its meant to help extened your going time)
13. G CUTS HIMSELF TO FORGET THE PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! T (It helps)
14. G is clearly dating someone that is related to him, aka Roxy. F (were not together but were still very close, and she's not a relative)
15. G wants to kill and eat CrystalGemini F (I was pissed off and still am at you guys mocking someone I care about, I dont think you'd like me to mock loved ones that are in your own lives would ya?)

TVC15 · « **Reply #8 on:** May 10, 2007, 04:48:43 AM »

That's ana wful lot of lies, G. I'm not sure why you expect anyone to believe you.

I don't understand 11. . .are you saying you were getting married and you had an animal crossing cake? Because I think you are lying again.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #9 on:** May 10, 2007, 04:50:37 AM »

No I'm saying when I do get married I want a themed cake. And Animal Crossing will be involved. But NO i'm not getting married anytime soon. Unless someone says yes and if not I'll live my life alone.

Ichirou · « **Reply #10 on:** May 10, 2007, 04:50:46 AM »

Okay, so discounting the Animal Crossing thing since it was obviously fake and G just made it T because he says he will have on when he does get married...

That leaves:

Lactating breast

Addicted to sex

Cutting himself

So that means that 12 out of 15 things he's claimed were false. That's a fucked up percentage, G.

TVC15 · « **Reply #11 on:** May 10, 2007, 04:52:31 AM »

Ichirou, don't humor him. He's not addicted to sex. He's only had sex in his own, fucked-up head.

Ichirou · « **Reply #12 on:** May 10, 2007, 04:53:11 AM »

G, make a video of you milking yourself so I can believe you.

TVC15 · « **Reply #13 on:** May 10, 2007, 04:54:06 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on May 10, 2007, 04:53:11 AM

G, make a video of you milking yourself so I can believe you.

He made two separate threads about it, so I expect it is common. He should also take pics of the cuts on his thighs.

Ichirou · « **Reply #14 on:** May 10, 2007, 04:54:51 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 10, 2007, 04:54:06 AM

Quote from: Ichirou on May 10, 2007, 04:53:11 AM
G, make a video of you milking yourself so I can believe you.

He made two separate threads about it, so I expect it is common. He should also take pics of the cuts on his thighs.

Yeah, I agree with this.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #15 on:** May 10, 2007, 04:55:44 AM »

Yes agreed Ichirou, I'm trying to work on it the problem. I've grounded myself to getting my life together and focusing on that more than anything. Granted I cant really do much while I'm under the weather. I'm still going to my apointments and trying hard not to slip to old habits.

I did go to several meetings for sex addicts and It was just a breeding ground for sad repulsive people that were slipping up. So I found a relationship counselor that deals with sexual fustration and over sexualized behaviour.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #16 on:** May 10, 2007, 04:57:30 AM »

As for the lactating breasts I dont know whats up with it. I thought it was sweat but it doesnt happen enough for me to figure out what causes it. But every once in a while my nipples will be wet and or liquid will fall down from the nipple area. I dont get it. And it doesnt taste like sweat its sweet and bitter but not salty.

Ichirou · « **Reply #17 on:** May 10, 2007, 04:58:33 AM »

Quote from: G The Liar on May 10, 2007, 04:57:30 AM

As for the lactating breasts I dont know whats up with it. I thought it was sweat but it doesnt happen enough for me to figure out what causes it. But every once in a while my nipples will be wet and or liquid will fall down from the nipple area. I dont get it. And it doesnt taste like sweat its sweet and bitter but not salty.

Is it whitish? Does it really taste like buttermilk?

Make a video of you milking yourself so we know it's true.

TVC15 · « **Reply #18 on:** May 10, 2007, 04:59:18 AM »

Why did you go to sex addict groups when you clearly have little experience with sex. . .at the most optimistic of measures?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #19 on:** May 10, 2007, 05:02:27 AM »

Its more the desire to want to have sex all the fucking time. My brain goes from normal conversation, to perverted ideas and thoughts in a flash. I went hoping I'd find help with that, but the group thing wasnt for me. Lots of those people would go for "coffee" afterwards and you know they'd be giving in.

Me personally its not the act but the thought.

Ichirou next time it happens I'll try. Last time it happened was in Febuary. Its not like it happens every damn day.

TVC15 · « **Reply #20 on:** May 10, 2007, 05:03:41 AM »

Wow, G, welcome to being a teenager. You're so fucking pathetic. Put your head on a train track and do us all a favor.

Ichirou · « **Reply #21 on:** May 10, 2007, 05:04:24 AM »

Quote from: G The Liar on May 10, 2007, 05:02:27 AM

Its more the desire to want to have sex all the fucking time.

TVC 15, I believe this. I remember I was on IRC and G asked me "You're in Japan, right?" and I said "Yes" and the next thing I know he's asking me about sex shops and glory holes.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #22 on:** May 10, 2007, 05:05:54 AM »

I admit it I'm a late bloomer in lots of ways. But i've had this unhealthy problem since I was 9 or 10. Yeah Ichirou I cant help it, dont know why but the brain does it. I'm working on it though.

TVC15 · « **Reply #23 on:** May 10, 2007, 05:07:09 AM »

WOW, G has been fascinated with sex since he was an adolescent! Who would've thought it?

Ban his obese lying ass.

Ichirou · « **Reply #24 on:** May 10, 2007, 05:14:44 AM »

Maybe something happened to his brain when he had that accident that broke his skull or whatever.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #25 on:** May 10, 2007, 05:22:18 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on May 10, 2007, 05:14:44 AM

Maybe something happened to his brain when he had that accident that broke his skull or whatever.

Who knows, my one shrink says it could very well be a glandular problem. My body creating too much hormones or something. I was suppost to get that checked out next month but due to my emergency oral surgery. I've had to push some doctor things around this month. But I do plan to find out more about it.

Ichirou · « **Reply #26 on:** May 10, 2007, 05:24:12 AM »

Quote from: G The Liar on May 10, 2007, 05:22:18 AM

Quote from: Ichirou on May 10, 2007, 05:14:44 AM
Maybe something happened to his brain when he had that accident that broke his skull or whatever.

Who knows, my one shrink says it could very well be a glandular problem. My body creating too much hormones or something. I was suppost to get that checked out next month but due to my emergency oral surgery. I've had to push some doctor things around this month. But I do plan to find out more about it.

It would be awesome if it were just some thing you could fix by taking a pill or something.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #27 on:** May 10, 2007, 05:25:56 AM »

maybe it is who knows as of yet. It would be nice to be "normal" for once. But I've got lots of problems to work on not just that one. So as a whole I got my work cut out for me.

Ichirou · « **Reply #28 on:** May 10, 2007, 05:27:31 AM »

You should look into getting that gastric bypass surgery too. It's worked wonders for Star Jones and a lot of other celebrities. I hear Harry Knowles of Ain't It Cool News is getting it done soon too.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #29 on:** May 10, 2007, 05:34:31 AM »

I dont want the surgery, but its a "option". I really am trying to loose the weight. Its really hard to keep working out and not seeing much result of anything. I'm still fat and yeah $:-\$ even though i've lost 50 pounds it doesnt look it and I still see myself as 100 pounds overweight. But I'm gonna do it. I can do it! I've got a lot more energy nowadays than compared to a few months ago.

Ichirou · « **Reply #30 on:** May 10, 2007, 05:35:20 AM »

How much do you weigh now? NO LIES, OK?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #31 on:** May 10, 2007, 05:36:46 AM »

312 currently. But it goes up and down by a few pounds. I say my plataue weight is 315. Its hard to get below that and loose more weight. So yeah I've got a good 120 more pounds to loose if I want to be normal.

Ichirou · « **Reply #32 on:** May 10, 2007, 05:45:31 AM »

How tall are you?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #33 on:** May 10, 2007, 05:47:41 AM »

5'11" i'm taller than most of the folks here at the bore. All those fucking midgets.

Ichirou · « **Reply #34 on:** May 10, 2007, 05:48:48 AM »

We're the same height.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #35 on:** May 10, 2007, 05:51:52 AM »

FREAKY

anyways I'd be happy if I lost a whole cloudwalking probably.

Ichirou · « **Reply #36 on:** May 10, 2007, 05:54:30 AM »

"a whole cloudwalking"

Good luck, dude. And don't be ashamed to go for the gastric bypass if the other stuff doesn't work. That's what medicine is for, right?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #37 on:** May 10, 2007, 05:58:46 AM »

The gastric only works for a few years. Then if you dont learn to adjust the way you eat and shit you'll be screwed and gain the weight back. My mom lost a bunch when she got hers but she's slowly putting it back on.

Ichirou · « **Reply #38 on:** May 10, 2007, 06:15:21 AM »

Quote from: G The Liar on May 10, 2007, 05:58:46 AM

The gastric only works for a few years. Then if you dont learn to adjust the way you eat and shit you'll be screwed and gain the weight back. My mom lost a bunch when she got hers but she's slowly putting it back on.

I thought they sewed up a part of your stomach so basically you can't eat like you used to 'cuz there's not enough room in your new smaller belly?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #39 on:** May 10, 2007, 06:17:23 AM »

Well its both the stomach and intestine that gets worked on. And if you eat and drink it can easily pass through the stomach and your body will still absorb shit. So people do cheat, its hard to go up against the body I tell ya. Its a lot more difficult than it sounds. Its not just making the choices but commiting to them and changing ones life. And a lot of gastric bypass peeps dont understand that.

etiolate · « **Reply #40 on:** May 10, 2007, 06:42:17 AM »

The diet you must stick to after gastric bypass would make you lose weight by itself. The surgery is like a physical enforcer of the diet.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #41 on:** May 10, 2007, 07:32:06 AM »

My best friend's name is G, I vote for a name change for this pathetic fuck.

He's ruining my best friend's name.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #42 on:** May 10, 2007, 07:33:05 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on May 10, 2007, 06:42:17 AM

The diet you must stick to after gastric bypass would make you lose weight by itself. The surgery is like a physical enforcer of the diet.

Not true at all. Plenty of people have eaten their way through that operation. But yeah, they probably throw up a lot along the way of stretching their pouch again.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #43 on:** May 10, 2007, 02:32:04 PM »

why do you offer really awful sex/relationship advice when you have no experience, G?

Cyanista · « **Reply #44 on:** May 10, 2007, 02:37:16 PM »

Quote from: G The Liar on May 10, 2007, 04:46:34 AM

1. G fucked a chick that looked like a 12 year old even though G weighs 500 pounds and is grotesque.F
2. G pretends to play computer games he hasn't touched F (I corrected myself in that thread, the other games I have played)
3. G owns 3 houses, an airplane, and bikes 40+ miles a day F
4. G has cancer and has less than a year to live and a million dollars to spend F
5. G has a lactating breast T (dont know why it happens but it does)
6. G loves to wear panties and shaves his ass to do so F (only for TVC)
7. G has to go to sexaholics group meetings because he is SO ADDICTED TO SEX T (stoped going to a public group)
8. G donates lots of money to charity and appears on TV to do so F
9. G trained with some sort of fighting kung fu master dude F
10. G fucked a hot nurse while he was in the hospital while dying of cancer F
11. G was marrying his sister and had an Animal Crossing wedding cake T (the day i get married I'm having a awesome themed cake, and for once and all she's not my damn sister/cousin/blood)
12. G is so good at sex that he has to use a fleshlight to UNLEARN endurance F (i use it cause i'm not good, its meant to help extened your going time)
13. G CUTS HIMSELF TO FORGET THE PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! T (It helps)
14. G is clearly dating someone that is related to him, aka Roxy. F (were not together but were still very close, and she's not a relative)
15. G wants to kill and eat CrystalGemini F (I was pissed off and still am at you guys mocking someone I care about, I dont think you'd like me to mock loved ones that are in your own lives would ya?)

WHAT?

You are still full of shit. If you wanted people to take you seriously you'd disappear and come back with your real persona.

TVC15 · « **Reply #45 on:** May 10, 2007, 02:40:27 PM »

Quote from: G The Liar on May 10, 2007, 05:34:31 AM

I dont want the surgery, but its a "option". I really am trying to loose the weight. Its really hard to keep working out and not seeing much result of anything. I'm still fat and yeah $:-\$ even though i've lost 50 pounds it doesnt look it and I still see myself as 100 pounds overweight. But I'm gonna do it. I can do it! I've got a lot more energy nowadays than compared to a few months ago.

What about back on March when you gave me a specific date when you were getting gastric bypass surgery? I almost forgot about that. IIRC it was supposed to be like a week after you originally told me about it.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #46 on:** May 10, 2007, 05:37:06 PM »

yeah at the time I was setup to go for it. But I didnt get the surgery done. They asked me to loose more weight on my own. So that there'd be enough room to work with as well as kick start my metabolism. So I did that and then I started looking at the negatives of surgery. After a while I figured I've lost this much why cant I loose the rest. So its still an option, but I'd rather do it on my own and really get the benefit of that feeling.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #47 on:** May 10, 2007, 05:39:37 PM »

G is full of shit. Your breasts are lactating mother fucker. Stop cumming on your chest and not cleaning it up

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #48 on:** May 10, 2007, 05:44:15 PM »

Quote from: Michelle on May 10, 2007, 05:39:37 PM

G is full of shit. Your breasts are lactating mother fucker. Stop cumming on your chest and not cleaning it up

I have only cum on my chest once and that was a pure explosion of grief and enjoyment.

What got up your butt and died PD?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #49 on:** May 10, 2007, 05:44:46 PM »

Your lies.

You don't lactate. That's a god damn lie.

Christopher · « **Reply #50 on:** May 10, 2007, 05:51:22 PM »

I don't understand you're desire to be normal so much, it's not like you're not normal - but if you mean to an average person, then fucking stop putting bad food in your mouth, it's really not rocket science or hard G...

Other than that I don't see what other problems you have in being normal, maybe some psychological things to be ironed out here and there, but you seem like a good person to me.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #51 on:** May 10, 2007, 05:51:52 PM »

Quote from: Michelle on May 10, 2007, 05:44:46 PM

Your lies.

You don't lactate. That's a god damn lie.

Even if he did, why would he tell anyone? I can understand the lies about having an airplane, 3 PS3s,etc but lactating tits?

Yeti · « **Reply #52 on:** May 11, 2007, 12:02:58 AM »

It was probably just pus from tweaking himself too much.

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Author Topic: G, it's time to set the record straight. (Read 1928 times)