Author Topic: Sweet, I'm gonna be in a medical study and make fuck moneys (Read 1630 times)

Human Snorenado · « **on:** May 10, 2007, 05:40:44 PM »

I'm going in on Tuesday next week to answer some questions and then again on Thursday for a test where they shove a tube up my nose or something. For this I will get $200, which buys A FUCK TON of ramen.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1 on:** May 10, 2007, 05:42:11 PM »

What is it with EvilBore people not having any god damn ambititions? Demi, Triumph, Cloud, etc. WTF guys

TVC15 · « **Reply #2 on:** May 10, 2007, 05:43:00 PM »

I thought the thread title said you were gonna fuck monkeys. I got a little excited.

BlackMage · « **Reply #3 on:** May 10, 2007, 05:43:29 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 10, 2007, 05:43:00 PM

I thought the thread title said you were gonna fuck monkeys. I got a little excited.

I read the same thing

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #4 on:** May 10, 2007, 05:43:42 PM »

I've done a few of these studies, it's good pay for so little work! I actually did one where they got me drunk, that was fuckin' a good times.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #5 on:** May 10, 2007, 05:45:44 PM »

Quote from: Michelle on May 10, 2007, 05:42:11 PM

What is it with EvilBore people not having any god damn ambititions? Demi, Triumph, Cloud, etc. WTF guys

Dude, I do have ambition. I'm using the same strategy in my life that your Republican President is using on the debt- we'll get so far in over our heads that we'll end up back at zero! I'm going back to school next year and plan on being a fucking lawyer, and then I'll sue you for lying about being a black person Michelle.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #6 on:** May 10, 2007, 05:46:05 PM »

I have sold my body to science as well. Made 200 bucks to have cameras shoved inside me. Hate that sensor thing down the nose though.

Cheebs · « **Reply #7 on:** May 10, 2007, 05:46:40 PM »

Quote from: Raoul Duke on May 10, 2007, 05:45:44 PM

Quote from: Michelle on May 10, 2007, 05:42:11 PM
What is it with EvilBore people not having any god damn ambititions? Demi, Triumph, Cloud, etc. WTF guys

Dude, I do have ambition. I'm using the same strategy in my life that your Republican President is using on the debt- we'll get so far in over our heads that we'll end up back at zero! I'm going back to school next year and plan on being a fucking lawyer, and then I'll sue you for lying about being a black person Michelle.

how old are ya?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8 on:** May 10, 2007, 05:47:25 PM »

Quote from: Raoul Duke on May 10, 2007, 05:45:44 PM

Quote from: Michelle on May 10, 2007, 05:42:11 PM
What is it with EvilBore people not having any god damn ambititions? Demi, Triumph, Cloud, etc. WTF guys

Dude, I do have ambition. I'm using the same strategy in my life that your Republican President is using on the debt- we'll get so far in over our heads that we'll end up back at zero! I'm going back to school next year and plan on being a fucking lawyer, and then I'll sue you for lying about being a black person Michelle.

It's good to know you're going back to school; I'll take you off the list of "no ambition" people. You should come to Michigan for your schooling. $400 rent at my place

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9 on:** May 10, 2007, 05:49:36 PM »

So your getting things shoved into you for $200, eh?

I better craigs list would work out great for you.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #10 on:** May 10, 2007, 05:57:02 PM »

Quote from: G The Liar on May 10, 2007, 05:46:05 PM

I have sold my body to science as well. Made 200 bucks to have cameras shoved inside me. Hate that sensor thing down the nose though.

So TVC15 told you he was a scientist, huh?

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #11 on:** May 10, 2007, 05:58:44 PM »

When I got in med school, I was like "Sweet, I'm gonng be in a medical scool and make fuck moneys." But now med school makes me want to :'(

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #12 on:** May 10, 2007, 06:03:48 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on May 10, 2007, 05:58:44 PM

When I got in med school, I was like "Sweet, I'm gonng be in a medical scool and make fuck moneys." But now med school makes me feel like I'm getting fucked by monkeys :'(

Scurvy Stan · « **Reply #13 on:** May 10, 2007, 06:07:59 PM »

You'd get a lot more than $200 if you fucked a monkey I bet.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #14 on:** May 10, 2007, 06:18:28 PM »

Quote from: Scurvy Stan on May 10, 2007, 06:07:59 PM

You'd get a lot more than $200 if you fucked a monkey I bet.

Monkeys are pretty cheap. Davy Jones paid his whores with autographed pictures of Ringo Starr.

demi · « **Reply #15 on:** May 10, 2007, 06:25:55 PM »

Quote from: Michelle on May 10, 2007, 05:42:11 PM

What is it with EvilBore people not having any god damn ambititions? Demi, Triumph, Cloud, etc. WTF guys

I don't get it.

Ichirou · « **Reply #16 on:** May 10, 2007, 06:31:31 PM »

Quote from: Dick Frost on May 10, 2007, 06:25:55 PM

Quote from: Michelle on May 10, 2007, 05:42:11 PM
What is it with EvilBore people not having any god damn ambititions? Demi, Triumph, Cloud, etc. WTF guys

I don't get it.

I think he's saying none of you want to get a college edumacation and make fuckloads of money like Pee Dee.

demi · « **Reply #17 on:** May 10, 2007, 06:32:29 PM »

... no, still not getting it.

Ichirou · « **Reply #18 on:** May 10, 2007, 06:33:20 PM »

If your career path is not exactly like Pee Dee's, you suck.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #19 on:** May 10, 2007, 07:26:01 PM »

Quote from: Michelle on May 10, 2007, 05:42:11 PM

What is it with EvilBore people not having any god damn ambititions? Demi, Triumph, Cloud, etc. WTF guys

I'm going to CHANGE THE WORLD.

IS THAT NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?!

Mupepe · « **Reply #20 on:** May 10, 2007, 08:06:59 PM »

dude, i want in on this! 200 bucks to be a guinea pig? FUCKING AWESOME. how do i get into something like that?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #21 on:** May 10, 2007, 08:07:49 PM »

Yea, this sounds like an awesome deal to me.

Candyflip · « **Reply #22 on:** May 10, 2007, 08:09:06 PM »

Quote from: Michelle on May 10, 2007, 05:42:11 PM

What is it with EvilBore people not having any god damn ambititions? Demi, Triumph, Cloud, etc. WTF guys

I used to not have ambition. Up until a few months ago I really wasn't even planning on going to college. So long as I can loan my life away though, I'm most likely going now. I want to be a pill vendor

Boogie · « **Reply #23 on:** May 10, 2007, 08:09:53 PM »

Quote from: Michelle on May 10, 2007, 05:42:11 PM

What is it with EvilBore people not having any god damn ambititions? Demi, Triumph, Cloud, etc. WTF guys

I've got a decent amount of ambition in me.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #24 on:** May 10, 2007, 08:12:51 PM »

Dude, that's easy monay, I need to be a lab rat.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #25 on:** May 10, 2007, 08:12:59 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on May 10, 2007, 08:06:59 PM

dude, i want in on this! 200 bucks to be a guinea pig? FUCKING AWESOME. how do i get into something like that?

check your local city paper - the free weekly, i mean. i know in San Diego there's TONS of ads like "Alcoholic? Want to make $250 an hour?"

Tauntaun · « **Reply #26 on:** May 10, 2007, 08:14:05 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 10, 2007, 08:12:59 PM

Quote from: Rob Thomas on May 10, 2007, 08:06:59 PM
dude, i want in on this! 200 bucks to be a guinea pig? FUCKING AWESOME. how do i get into something like that?

check your local city paper - the free weekly, i mean. i know in San Diego there's TONS of ads like "Alcoholic? Want to make $250 an hour?"

bah, do you think they'd know I wasn't an alcoholic if I showed up with mad beer in me?

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Smooth Groove · « **Reply #27 on:** May 10, 2007, 08:23:49 PM »

Look in university papers. You don't even need to sacrifice your body to make some money. There're some psych experiments that will pay you to just respond to stuff on a monitor. It's boring as hell but at least they won't stick stuff up your ass.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #28 on:** May 10, 2007, 08:34:52 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on May 10, 2007, 08:23:49 PM

Look in university papers. You don't even need to sacrifice your body to make some money. There're some psych experiments that will pay you to just respond to stuff on a monitor. It's boring as hell but at least they won't stick stuff up your ass.

sweet, I need to check the papers and stuff, reading am fundamental and shizzles

tiesto · « **Reply #29 on:** May 10, 2007, 08:57:08 PM »

I got $200 to test some teeth whitening toothpaste once... it was cool, I spent my check on an SP (this was back in '03)

Scurvy Stan · « **Reply #30 on:** May 10, 2007, 09:02:15 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on May 10, 2007, 08:57:08 PM

I got $200 to test some teeth whitening toothpaste once... it was cool, I spent my check on an SP (this was back in '03)

You got $200 to brush your teeth? That is awesome.

etiolate · « **Reply #31 on:** May 10, 2007, 09:03:05 PM »

Goddamit I thought it said fuck monkeys

xnikki118x · « **Reply #32 on:** May 11, 2007, 01:49:13 AM »

Yeah, I so thought the title of the thread was something about fucking monkeys.

I'd love to get a tube shoved up my nose for $200. That's seriously awesome. How did you land such a gig?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #33 on:** May 11, 2007, 01:50:48 AM »

Quote from: Michelle on May 10, 2007, 05:42:11 PM

What is it with EvilBore people not having any god damn ambititions? Demi, Triumph, Cloud, etc. WTF guys

Doing what you want in life is the ULTIMATE ambition. As long as Demi, Triumph, Cloud etc. WTF guys are honestly happy with where they are who am I to judge.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #34 on:** May 11, 2007, 01:53:48 AM »

Quote from: Bubblicious Panda on May 11, 2007, 01:50:48 AM

Quote from: Michelle on May 10, 2007, 05:42:11 PM
What is it with EvilBore people not having any god damn ambititions? Demi, Triumph, Cloud, etc. WTF guys

Doing what you want in life is the ULTIMATE ambition. As long as Demi, Triumph, Cloud etc. WTF guys are honestly happy with where they are who am I to judge.

WTF is clearly unhappy though, PD is only looking out for his best interest.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #35 on:** May 11, 2007, 02:17:26 AM »

Quote from: Michelle on May 10, 2007, 05:42:11 PM

What is it with EvilBore people not having any god damn ambititions? Demi, Triumph, Cloud, etc. WTF guys

there's clearly a driving force in my life. just look at my tag

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #36 on:** May 11, 2007, 02:23:31 AM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on May 11, 2007, 01:49:13 AM

Yeah, I so thought the title of the thread was something about fucking monkeys.

I'd love to get a tube shoved up my nose for $200. That's seriously awesome. How did you land such a gig?

My friend's wife is a research doctor at Emory University, and she took a shine to my ambition to stay unemployed and free of the shackles of the man for as long as I could. So she pretty much has told me that I can do whatever kind of research tests she has available, and in the "healthy control group" so I don't have to eat any weird drugs or whatever, just have the occasional tube shoved up my nose and give the occasional blood. Unless of course the weird drugs sound fun, then I'm sure I could manifest whatever condition is necessary in order to eat them.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #37 on:** May 11, 2007, 03:17:42 AM »

Quote from: Raoul Duke on May 11, 2007, 02:23:31 AM

Quote from: xnikki118x on May 11, 2007, 01:49:13 AM
Yeah, I so thought the title of the thread was something about fucking monkeys.

I'd love to get a tube shoved up my nose for $200. That's seriously awesome. How did you land such a gig?

My friend's wife is a research doctor at Emory University, and she took a shine to my ambition to stay unemployed and free of the shackles of the man for as long as I could. So she pretty much has told me that I can do whatever kind of research tests she has available, and in the "healthy control group" so I don't have to eat any weird drugs or whatever, just have the occasional tube shoved up my nose and give the occasional blood. Unless of course the weird drugs sound fun, then I'm sure I could manifest whatever condition is necessary in order to eat them.

I want in!

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #38 on:** May 11, 2007, 04:04:00 AM »

I got $150 from a focus group discussion about The Sims a couple years back. It was awesome. I just bitched at them for two hours. Probably why they never return my calls. :'(

I was just trying to help!

pollo · « **Reply #39 on:** May 11, 2007, 04:32:01 AM »

really? I can see more bloody noses in court cause of this. Id hire you Triumph.

Quote from: Raoul Duke on May 10, 2007, 05:45:44 PM

Quote from: Michelle on May 10, 2007, 05:42:11 PM
What is it with EvilBore people not having any god damn ambititions? Demi, Triumph, Cloud, etc. WTF guys

Dude, I do have ambition. I'm using the same strategy in my life that your Republican President is using on the debt- we'll get so far in over our heads that we'll end up back at zero! I'm going back to school next year and plan on being a fucking lawyer, and then I'll sue you for lying about being a black person Michelle.

demi · « **Reply #40 on:** May 11, 2007, 08:18:35 AM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on May 11, 2007, 02:17:26 AM

Quote from: Michelle on May 10, 2007, 05:42:11 PM
What is it with EvilBore people not having any god damn ambititions? Demi, Triumph, Cloud, etc. WTF guys

there's clearly a driving force in my life. just look at my tag

That is not a driving force, that is desperation.

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Author Topic: Sweet, I'm gonna be in a medical study and make fuck moneys (Read 1630 times)