I just BOUGHT BONER ACADEMY

[TVC15]

After spending a shitfuck on Mother's Day, I decided I needed to do a little comfort spending.  I mean, if I'm going to drop that much money on my mom, I gotta give something to myself.  Heck, I didn't even get her anything extravagant.  Just the flowers put me at neary 100 bucks.

So I went and got me one of these, which I have been eyeing for a week:



 

All hail Zero Halliburton and their sexy sexy laptop cases.  Like I always say, it's not a good laptop case if you can't murder someone with it when you need to.

[Madrun Badrun]

that is sexy, but looks far to heavy. 

[Smooth Groove]

Nerd

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  I want one too.

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[Scurvy Stan]

Is that the one where spies can shoot at you and you can block their bullets with it?

[TVC15]

that is sexy, but looks far to heavy. 

It's aircraft aluminium, so it's light.  It's also built to withstand over 500 tons worth of pressure.  It's like indestructible.

[Smooth Groove]

that is sexy, but looks far to heavy. 

It's aircraft aluminium, so it's light.  It's also built to withstand over 500 tons worth of pressure.  It's like indestructible.

You should test it out.  Have G, Burger Experiment, and Roxy sit on it at the same time. 

[MrAngryFace]

Now you need hand cuffs so people cant just grab it and run!

[Candyflip]

that is sexy, but looks far to heavy. 

It's aircraft aluminium, so it's light.  It's also built to withstand over 500 tons worth of pressure.  It's like indestructible.

You should test it out.  Have G, Burger Experiment, and Roxy sit on it at the same time. 

That could break anything.

[Madrun Badrun]

Now you need hand cuffs so people cant just grab it and run!

That wiuld be cool.   

[TVC15]

Now you need hand cuffs so people cant just grab it and run!

From the Gizmodo review:

The case itself has sturdy rivets for the shoulder strap, but lets face it: If you're rocking a Halliburton, you need to be attaching it to your person with a handcuff.

[Madrun Badrun]

Makes me wonder what kind of porn your protecting on that laptop whiteman.   

[Howard Alan Treesong]

Is your Zero Halliburton <a href= strong</a>?

[Error Macro]

Now you need hand cuffs so people cant just grab it and run!

It's all fun and games until your arm gets hacked off.

[Smooth Groove]

Now you need hand cuffs so people cant just grab it and run!

That wiuld be cool.   

Not so cool if his arm gets chopped off.  TVC,how much did you spend on that case anyway?  It's kinda messed up if you spend more on yourself than on your mom during the celebration of Mother's Day. 

Damn, beaten by Error Macro.

[TVC15]

Now you need hand cuffs so people cant just grab it and run!

That wiuld be cool.  

Not so cool if his arm gets chopped off.  TVC,how much did you spend on that case anyway?  It's kinda messed up if you spend more on yourself than on your mom during the celebration of Mother's Day. 

Damn, beaten by Error Macro.

I consider it a worthwhile investment.  Look at it this way, my Mom will be alive for, oh, at best another 10 to 15 years based on her family history.  That Zero Halliburton case will never go away.  It is indestructible.  So in the long term, the case was the better investment.

[Madrun Badrun]

 

[Smooth Groove]

Now you need hand cuffs so people cant just grab it and run!

That wiuld be cool.   

Not so cool if his arm gets chopped off.  TVC,how much did you spend on that case anyway?  It's kinda messed up if you spend more on yourself than on your mom during the celebration of Mother's Day. 

Damn, beaten by Error Macro.

I consider it a worthwhile investment.  Look at it this way, my Mom will be alive for, oh, at best another 10 to 15 years based on her family history.  That Zero Halliburton case will never go away.  It is indestructible.  So in the long term, the case was the better investment.

Your mom must be so proud to have a son like you.      So how much was it?  $500? 

[G The Resurrected]

How much did you spend on it TVC? Those cases are nice, I wish I could get one.

I spent a nice chunk of change on mothers day as well. Got my mom and grandmother something nice. I finally got a piece of my photography framed, still gotta get a little plate for the frame. Then I'm gonna buy dinner for both of them. Meh

Money out the door all the time. I'm never gonna afford my new computer damnit.

[TVC15]

Now you need hand cuffs so people cant just grab it and run!

That wiuld be cool.  

Not so cool if his arm gets chopped off.  TVC,how much did you spend on that case anyway?  It's kinda messed up if you spend more on yourself than on your mom during the celebration of Mother's Day. 

Damn, beaten by Error Macro.

I consider it a worthwhile investment.  Look at it this way, my Mom will be alive for, oh, at best another 10 to 15 years based on her family history.  That Zero Halliburton case will never go away.  It is indestructible.  So in the long term, the case was the better investment.

Your mom must be so proud to have a son like you.      So how much was it?  $500? 

She lives 2500 miles away :p  Not only will she know how much the case cost, but she won't even know I have it. 

[Phoenix Dark]

Does your mom know you're asexual?

[TVC15]

I told my mom I was gay while I had a concussion.  I don't even remember it.

[Phoenix Dark]

 

[TVC15]

Also when I got my nipples pierced, it oozed blood and pus for nearly a full week.  I think it was like 4-5 days.  I ruined many a shirt.

[Madrun Badrun]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. 

[Phoenix Dark]

Also when I got my nipples pierced, it oozed blood and pus for nearly a full week.  I think it was like 4-5 days.  I ruined many a shirt.

Are you trying to get G to retort with his lies now? I can see it now

"A couple years ago I got my left lung pierced."

[TVC15]

By all accounts I am a bleeder.  I forget whether it was when I got my lip or tongue pierced, but I had to keep swallowing blood, and I eventually threw up because of it.  That was pretty revolting.

Are you trying to get G to retort with his lies now? I can see it now

"A couple years ago I got my left lung pierced."

The only thing I still have pierced are my ears. 2 gauge bolt/rivets.

[Phoenix Dark]

You got your mouth pierced? Good god...I hope you realize now that that was dangerous as shit. :'(

[TVC15]

You got your mouth pierced? Good god...I hope you realize now that that was dangerous as shit. :'(

Because youthful behaviour tends to take how dangerous things are seriously.

[Phoenix Dark]

I do. Momma has my best interest at heart

[TVC15]

I do. Momma has my best interest at heart

If she did, she probably would have left your freshly-birthed ass in the bathroom stall at her senior prom.

[G The Resurrected]

I puked tuesday cause of blood in my mouth from surgery that was horrible. But i'd never get piercing.