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Ichirou

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Re: I have something to tell all of you
« Reply #60 on: May 11, 2007, 05:10:14 AM »
I sort of imagine Beezy becoming a mad scientist and spending his time in a genetics laboratory trying to come up with the best blasian mix.

So you like a little bit of cauc with your asian, huh?  :-*
AS I WAS TELLING ETIOLATE...It's a cultural thing.  ABCs (American Born Chinese) and FOBs (Fresh off the Boat) tend to have a certain culture I'm just not compatible with.

Don't get me wrong.  I was just kidding.  I think you are absolutely awesome.  I'm friends with a few asian americans and they all tend to be incredibly racist when it comes to dating outside their own ethnicity.  I mean, I know some chinese americans who refuse to even date korean americans, because they feel like the cultural difference would be "too much."
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« Reply #61 on: May 11, 2007, 05:23:51 AM »
I sort of imagine Beezy becoming a mad scientist and spending his time in a genetics laboratory trying to come up with the best blasian mix.
:lol

Naw, I'll just find the best blasian girl to marry in my age group. ;)

Actually, earlier today my best friend told me that his wife wants to adopt a ching chong black girl in the future. I don't know if it's a coincidence or what. I guess I'm gonna have an unofficial blasian niece someday.

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Re: I have something to tell all of you
« Reply #62 on: May 11, 2007, 05:24:34 AM »
I sort of imagine Beezy becoming a mad scientist and spending his time in a genetics laboratory trying to come up with the best blasian mix.

So you like a little bit of cauc with your asian, huh?  :-*
AS I WAS TELLING ETIOLATE...It's a cultural thing.  ABCs (American Born Chinese) and FOBs (Fresh off the Boat) tend to have a certain culture I'm just not compatible with.

Don't get me wrong.  I was just kidding.  I think you are absolutely awesome.  I'm friends with a few asian americans and they all tend to be incredibly racist when it comes to dating outside their own ethnicity.  I mean, I know some chinese americans who refuse to even date korean americans, because they feel like the cultural difference would be "too much."
No problem.  You'll find it's incredibly difficult to insult me.  :-P

But yeah, I agree with you.  ABCs are really annoying in terms of how closed minded they are (example: Homemade Milk).  And there's different types of ABCs too - enough to create a whole new area of study.
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Ichirou

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Re: I have something to tell all of you
« Reply #63 on: May 11, 2007, 05:26:55 AM »
There's one Taiwanese American girl I know who only wants to date Japanese guys.  Very weird.  But I'm going to confess that I'm absolutely ignorant as to ethnic politics amongst the US-born asian community.
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Re: I have something to tell all of you
« Reply #64 on: May 11, 2007, 05:29:58 AM »
most of the young asians I know adopt black culture

never understood that, but its common

Ichirou

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Re: I have something to tell all of you
« Reply #65 on: May 11, 2007, 05:31:03 AM »
most of the young asians I know adopt black culture

never understood that, but its common

And yet if they see a black person in real life, they freak out.  And they're incredibly racist towards the black community.  It's bizarre.  At least that's been my anecdotal experience. :lol
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Re: I have something to tell all of you
« Reply #66 on: May 11, 2007, 05:32:20 AM »
Lol, ABCs. What about ABKs?

Ichirou

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Re: I have something to tell all of you
« Reply #67 on: May 11, 2007, 05:36:33 AM »
Lol, ABCs. What about ABKs?

I think the same thing applies to all asians.  It seems like asian american communities are very isolated from one another in a lot of respects.  It's very odd for the average american who tends to mass all asian americans together, when of course, each community is very distinct, just as latin communities are very distinct.  There seems to be a sense of larger community within latin peoples that appears to be lacking in the asian community, though, IMO.
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« Reply #68 on: May 11, 2007, 05:40:16 AM »
most of the young asians I know adopt black culture

never understood that, but its common

And yet if they see a black person in real life, they freak out.  And they're incredibly racist towards the black community.  It's bizarre.  At least that's been my anecdotal experience. :lol

In my high school there was a big group of asian kids who we all called the asian crew. They were cool with the black kids. I don't remember them being racist. They told race jokes sometimes, but we did the same to them. I kinda miss some of them. :(

Besides them, most of the asian kids stayed in their own little group. I never understood them.

Ichirou

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« Reply #69 on: May 11, 2007, 05:43:48 AM »
Beezy, what would happen if you married an asian girl, gave birth to some blasians, and then 16 years later some horny black guys came around wanting to date them?  Would your brain explode?
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« Reply #70 on: May 11, 2007, 05:49:45 AM »
Beezy, what would happen if you married an asian girl, gave birth to some blasians, and then 16 years later some horny black guys came around wanting to date them?  Would your brain explode?
I don't trust most guys at all. I'd probably test them somehow or try to get to know them a bit to see if they're assholes or not. If they are, I'll scare them away without my daughters knowing.

Ichirou

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« Reply #71 on: May 11, 2007, 05:52:02 AM »
See, and here I would've thought that you would try to produce as many gorgeous blasian daughters as possible as a selfless contribution for the black community.  :-*
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« Reply #72 on: May 11, 2007, 05:53:48 AM »
I'm trying to be reasonable now, but if I ever do have a daughter every little nicca in the world becomes my enemy until she turns 18.

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« Reply #73 on: May 11, 2007, 05:54:49 AM »
most of the young asians I know adopt black culture

never understood that, but its common
most of the young asians I know adopt black culture

never understood that, but its common

And yet if they see a black person in real life, they freak out.  And they're incredibly racist towards the black community.  It's bizarre.  At least that's been my anecdotal experience. :lol
There are groups of ABCs that like black culture and groups that think it's digusting. 

Of the group that tend to stay away from black culture, they usually have 1 (one) tolken white friend in their group and a couple of half breeds (half white/half asian).  They are usually the overachievers that go to Ivy League schools with no personality at all.  They're usually pretty athletic and most likely than not they don't know an ounce of Chinese outside of "Gong Hai Fat Choi".  And even then they say it like a whitey so it doesn't really count.

Another division of the ABC group that avoids black culture is the ABCs that want to be FOBs.  The distinct difference from them and actual FOBs is that they aren't really born overseas and they have a underlining hate for FOBs.  They will go to college but they aren't very innovative because they tend to keep to themselves and would rather not associate with other races, even to ask instructors questions.  Not to get them wrong, they're book-smart so they do get good grades.  Again, they just have no personality.

I'll leave you guys to that.  ;)
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Beezy

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Re: I have something to tell all of you
« Reply #74 on: May 11, 2007, 05:56:21 AM »
See, and here I would've thought that you would try to produce as many gorgeous blasian daughters as possible as a selfless contribution for the black community.  :-*
Fuck them. They don't appreciate blasians like I do. And fuck teenage boys. Horny motherfuckas.

CrystalGemini

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« Reply #75 on: May 11, 2007, 05:57:45 AM »
Lol, ABCs. What about ABKs?
What's an ABK?  Alpha Beta Kappa?  ???
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Re: I have something to tell all of you
« Reply #76 on: May 11, 2007, 05:58:47 AM »
I'm trying to be reasonable now, but if I ever do have a daughter every little nicca in the world becomes my enemy until she turns 18.

I dunno why, but I just imagined Mupepe coming over to your house all the time and asking you once in a while "So, when's that daughter of yours turn eighteen, again?"  It made me lol. :rofl
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Beezy

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« Reply #77 on: May 11, 2007, 06:00:41 AM »
Lol, ABCs. What about ABKs?
What's an ABK?  Alpha Beta Kappa?  ???
Lol I meant American born Koreans.

I'm trying to be reasonable now, but if I ever do have a daughter every little nicca in the world becomes my enemy until she turns 18.

I dunno why, but I just imagined Mupepe coming over to your house all the time and asking you once in a while "So, when's that daughter of yours turn eighteen, again?"  It made me lol. :rofl
:lol

He knows better. He has a daughter too.

Edit: Wait, I don't have a daughter yet! I need sleep...

Ichirou

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Re: I have something to tell all of you
« Reply #78 on: May 11, 2007, 06:02:07 AM »
I'm trying to be reasonable now, but if I ever do have a daughter every little nicca in the world becomes my enemy until she turns 18.

I dunno why, but I just imagined Mupepe coming over to your house all the time and asking you once in a while "So, when's that daughter of yours turn eighteen, again?"  It made me lol. :rofl
:lol

He knows better. He has a daughter too.

Edit: Wait, I don't have a daughter yet! I need sleep....

Kekeke, I bet Mupepe's daughter is going to end up dating a guy JUST LIKE Mupepe.
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Beezy

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« Reply #79 on: May 11, 2007, 06:04:03 AM »
I wish him luck. :lol

Ichirou

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« Reply #80 on: May 11, 2007, 06:07:22 AM »
I wish him luck. :lol

I think that's probably the worst part of being a gigolo and then having a daughter.  You watch her grow up with the sinking realization that she might very well date a playa one day.
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Re: I have something to tell all of you
« Reply #81 on: May 11, 2007, 06:13:37 AM »
Of the group that tend to stay away from black culture, they usually have 1 (one) tolken white friend in their group and a couple of half breeds (half white/half asian).  They are usually the overachievers that go to Ivy League schools with no personality at all.  They're usually pretty athletic and most likely than not they don't know an ounce of Chinese outside of "Gong Hai Fat Choi".  And even then they say it like a whitey so it doesn't really count.

Another division of the ABC group that avoids black culture is the ABCs that want to be FOBs.  The distinct difference from them and actual FOBs is that they aren't really born overseas and they have a underlining hate for FOBs.  They will go to college but they aren't very innovative because they tend to keep to themselves and would rather not associate with other races, even to ask instructors questions.  Not to get them wrong, they're book-smart so they do get good grades.  Again, they just have no personality.

I'll leave you guys to that.  ;)

Thanks, that's actually pretty enlightening.  You're probably the most intelligent, rational (keyword) asian american person I know.  :lol
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Re: I have something to tell all of you
« Reply #82 on: May 11, 2007, 06:19:49 AM »

There are groups of ABCs that like black culture and groups that think it's digusting. 

Of the group that tend to stay away from black culture, they usually have 1 (one) tolken white friend in their group and a couple of half breeds (half white/half asian).  They are usually the overachievers that go to Ivy League schools with no personality at all.  They're usually pretty athletic and most likely than not they don't know an ounce of Chinese outside of "Gong Hai Fat Choi".  And even then they say it like a whitey so it doesn't really count.

Another division of the ABC group that avoids black culture is the ABCs that want to be FOBs.  The distinct difference from them and actual FOBs is that they aren't really born overseas and they have a underlining hate for FOBs.  They will go to college but they aren't very innovative because they tend to keep to themselves and would rather not associate with other races, even to ask instructors questions.  Not to get them wrong, they're book-smart so they do get good grades.  Again, they just have no personality.

I'll leave you guys to that.  ;)
What about ABC's that act like they're triad, playboys and shit? They seem to be more from Hong Kong though.
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« Reply #83 on: May 11, 2007, 07:29:57 AM »
this thread is erotic

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« Reply #84 on: May 11, 2007, 08:38:48 AM »
this thread is erotic

You're erotic.  :hitit
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Re: I have something to tell all of you
« Reply #85 on: May 11, 2007, 09:36:19 AM »
"Cause I'm black yall and I'm black yall, and I'm blackitty black and I'm black yall"

 :lol this movie pwns

I love when they're interview chris in the jeep and some guys start shooting at him and the reporter is all excited, "it's my first shootout" LOL
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« Reply #86 on: May 11, 2007, 11:57:46 AM »
i'm 3/4 SWEDE, 1/4 WELSH I AM WHITE WHITE WHITE WHITE
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« Reply #87 on: May 11, 2007, 12:00:03 PM »
i'm 3/4 SWEDE, 1/4 WELSH I AM WHITE WHITE WHITE WHITE

WHITE POWER
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« Reply #88 on: May 11, 2007, 12:06:04 PM »
French/British background from my dad and pure Irish from my mom. White white white.

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« Reply #89 on: May 11, 2007, 12:07:43 PM »
Damned whiteys.
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« Reply #90 on: May 11, 2007, 01:09:28 PM »
"Cause I'm black yall and I'm black yall, and I'm blackitty black and I'm black yall"

 :lol this movie pwns

I love when they're interview chris in the jeep and some guys start shooting at him and the reporter is all excited, "it's my first shootout" LOL
I need to watch it again. I don't remember much of it. :lol

Damned whiteys.
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« Reply #91 on: May 11, 2007, 01:12:06 PM »
Haven't seen this in ages :lol

Chris Rock used to be in some good movies
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Re: I have something to tell all of you
« Reply #92 on: May 12, 2007, 03:14:39 AM »
I blame blasians for this.
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« Reply #93 on: May 12, 2007, 03:30:26 AM »
I'm trying to be reasonable now, but if I ever do have a daughter every little nicca in the world becomes my enemy until she turns 18.

I dunno why, but I just imagined Mupepe coming over to your house all the time and asking you once in a while "So, when's that daughter of yours turn eighteen, again?"  It made me lol. :rofl
:lol

He knows better. He has a daughter too.

Edit: Wait, I don't have a daughter yet! I need sleep....

Kekeke, I bet Mupepe's daughter is going to end up dating a guy JUST LIKE Mupepe.
>:(

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« Reply #94 on: May 12, 2007, 03:48:17 AM »
 :lol

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« Reply #95 on: May 12, 2007, 04:01:15 AM »
She's probably going to wind up with a black guy
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« Reply #96 on: May 12, 2007, 04:30:32 AM »
I'm trying to be reasonable now, but if I ever do have a daughter every little nicca in the world becomes my enemy until she turns 18.

I dunno why, but I just imagined Mupepe coming over to your house all the time and asking you once in a while "So, when's that daughter of yours turn eighteen, again?"  It made me lol. :rofl
:lol

He knows better. He has a daughter too.

Edit: Wait, I don't have a daughter yet! I need sleep....

Kekeke, I bet Mupepe's daughter is going to end up dating a guy JUST LIKE Mupepe.
>:(

Haven't you ever heard of the Elektra complex? ;)
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« Reply #97 on: May 12, 2007, 04:32:13 AM »
She's probably going to wind up with a black guy
shut your filthy fucking mouth. 

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« Reply #98 on: May 12, 2007, 04:37:30 AM »
Mupepe whats gonna happen when your daughter dates a guy older than her daddy?

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« Reply #99 on: May 12, 2007, 04:43:06 AM »
Mupepe whats gonna happen when your daughter dates a guy older than her daddy?
STFU

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« Reply #100 on: May 12, 2007, 04:44:17 AM »
Mupepe whats gonna happen when your daughter dates a guy older than her daddy?
STFU

You know I'm kidding with you bro. You'll be a great dad.

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« Reply #101 on: May 12, 2007, 04:47:33 AM »
i want to make babies with you

G The Resurrected

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« Reply #102 on: May 12, 2007, 04:48:32 AM »
 :-* anytime anyplace, sadly they'll be brown babies  :P

Ichirou

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« Reply #103 on: May 12, 2007, 04:54:26 AM »
Yeah, because of Pedro's mexican blood.
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« Reply #104 on: May 12, 2007, 04:55:26 AM »
Yeah, because of Pedro's mexican blood.
Poor G doesn't realize he's hispanic

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« Reply #105 on: May 12, 2007, 05:03:22 AM »
oh you two i cant laugh my face hurts cause of your posts.  :lol :lol

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« Reply #106 on: May 12, 2007, 05:03:58 AM »
He'll accept it someday.  He's a bigger spic than me, BlueTsunami, CajoleJuice, and Mupepe combined.  And that's just in terms of weight!
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« Reply #107 on: May 12, 2007, 05:05:50 AM »
 :lol

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« Reply #108 on: May 12, 2007, 05:08:09 AM »
Well I do live in the central valley, theres lots of relatives that work in the fields around here.