I have something to tell all of you

[Beezy]

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CB4!

[Mupepe]

i'm mixed ya'll

[G The Resurrected]

I'm white

[Ichirou]

I'm white

No you're not, I've seen your pics.  You're tan, like light caramel.

[cloudwalking]

i'm easily the whitest whitey here

[G The Resurrected]

I'm white

No you're not, I've seen your pics.  You're tan, like light caramel.

Wait your calling me color?  ok then mr smarty pants, I'm caucasion

[Beezy]

I'm blikkity black blacker than black black.

[BlackMage]

i'm easily the whitest whitey here

i likes me the pale womens! 

[cloudwalking]

my ancestry is british/irish/scottish. the pastiest motherfuckers on the planet. no one can out-white me, bitches. you all have tainted blood somewhere. i am as pure as freshly fallen snow.

[BlackMage]

oh my god im british/irish/scottish also! we could be distant relatives! hawt!

[Ichirou]

i'm easily the whitest whitey here

WHITE POWER

my ancestry is british/irish/scottish. the pastiest motherfuckers on the planet. no one can out-white me, bitches. you all have tainted blood somewhere. i am as pure as freshly fallen snow.

WHITE POWER

[Beezy]

my ancestry is british/irish/scottish. the pastiest motherfuckers on the planet. no one can out-white me, bitches. you all have tainted blood somewhere. i am as pure as freshly fallen snow.

I'll taint your taint, whitey.

[Ichirou]

I bet you've got a little portorican in you, cloudwalking.

If not...want some? 

[cloudwalking]

i only breed with white european men of the highest caliber

[G The Resurrected]

all white ancestry as well too irish/scottish/russian-german i'm pasty white and got a farmers tan.

[BlackMage]

i only breed with white european men of the highest caliber

you wound me  :'(

[Ichirou]

i only breed with white european men of the highest caliber

My dad's European, and my family on my mom's side is European too.  I qualify.  

[cloudwalking]

i can't even get a tan. take that.

[cloudwalking]

i only breed with white swiss men of the highest caliber

fixed

[Ichirou]

i only breed with white swiss men of the highest caliber

fixed

I've got some swiss cheese back in my apartment.

It has holes and everything.

[Ichirou]

all white ancestry as well too irish/scottish/russian-german i'm pasty white and got a farmers tan.

If you can tan, you ain't really white.

WHITE POWER

[etiolate]

i'm easily the whitest whitey here

I beg to differ!

I'm Norwegian/British.

[Ichirou]

i'm easily the whitest whitey here

I beg to differ!

I've seen pictures of cloudwalking.  If her skin were any whiter, it'd be transparent.

[G The Resurrected]

Wait you cant get a tan at all? Jesus!!!  

I cant seem to tan my underside to my arms, just the tops. My back got a nice tan when i fell asleep a few days ago on my grass. But its not like anyone see me nude or anything.

Ichirou how does that figure dude? Your not all white are you?

[Ichirou]

Ichirou how does that figure dude? Your not all white are you?

Are we going by the one-drop rule?  You're so racist.  :'(

[cloudwalking]

mothafuckas gotta wear blinders when i walk by with shorts on

[Beezy]

mothafuckas gotta wear blinders when i walk by with shorts on

 

[etiolate]

i'm easily the whitest whitey here

I beg to differ!

I've seen pictures of cloudwalking.  If her skin were any whiter, it'd be transparent.

I actually glow

[G The Resurrected]

Haha cloud thats fucking hilarious. When you drop your top do men go blind?

Ichirou no no just wondered.

[Ichirou]

Haha cloud thats fucking hilarious. When you drop your top do men go blind?

Ichirou no no just wondered.

G, I'm pretty sure you're part mexican.

[Beezy]

Whiteys took over my thread.

I need to make it about something else...

[Ichirou]

Goddamn whiteys.  I gave them their own thread, Beezy. 

[etiolate]

What? I can't get into Georgetown now? Racists!

[Beezy]

Japanese can wine.

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Lol no they can't. Only Junko can.

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[Ichirou]

What? I can't get into Georgetown now? Racists!

You already have WHITE POWER, you don't need an edumacation.

[G The Resurrected]

Haha cloud thats fucking hilarious. When you drop your top do men go blind?

Ichirou no no just wondered.

G, I'm pretty sure you're part mexican.

WTF i dont even have a drop of mexican in me. Though i did just blend up a can of chicken tortila soup so i can eat something tasty.

[Beezy]

Goddamn whiteys.  I gave them their own thread, Beezy. 

[CrystalGemini]

i'm easily the whitest whitey here

I beg to differ!

I've seen pictures of cloudwalking.  If her skin were any whiter, it'd be transparent.

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I actually glow

OH WHATEVA!  You just turn on a compact retrofit fluorescent lamp in front of you and take a picture - it lightens any complexion.  Anyone can do it.   

[Ichirou]

CrystalGemini is white!

WHITE POWA

Haha cloud thats fucking hilarious. When you drop your top do men go blind?

Ichirou no no just wondered.

G, I'm pretty sure you're part mexican.

WTF i dont even have a drop of mexican in me. Though i did just blend up a can of chicken tortila soup so i can eat something tasty.

I've seen your pictures.  You're at least 15% mexican, maybe more.

[BlackMage]

booooooooobies!!!

[Ichirou]

[G The Resurrected]

How can you deduce that Ichirou?  You know nothing about my geneology and where my ancestors are from. Theres no mexican anything in me.

oh and my soup was good i have found a way to eat real food, thank the lord.

[Ichirou]

How can you deduce that Ichirou?  You know nothing about my geneology and where my ancestors are from. Theres no mexican anything in me.

Oh, really?  How far back do you trace your ancestry?  DON'T LIE.

It's fairly obvious that you're part mexican.

[G The Resurrected]

My mothers side we can go back to the 1700's very easily on both my grandfather and grandmothers side. My fathers side they've got records of the McFarlands back from a lot longer. Granted they arent complete but I do know that for at least the past 200 years or so non of the family blood that i'm from has mexican in it. I'm exactly what i told ya. A scottish/irish/russian-german.

[Ichirou]

My mothers side we can go back to the 1700's very easily on both my grandfather and grandmothers side. My fathers side they've got records of the McFarlands back from a lot longer. Granted they arent complete but I do know that for at least the past 200 years or so non of the family blood that i'm from has mexican in it. I'm exactly what i told ya. A scottish/irish/russian-german.

Goddammit, G, I thought you were going to cut back on your lying.

[G The Resurrected]

Dude i'm not joking with ya. My grandmother has a old ass book with names and families as well as old pictures and all kinds of stuff. No joke on that side. My fathers side, well thats my grandmothers project she's gone all over the world tracking down her family's history.

[etiolate]

i'm easily the whitest whitey here

I beg to differ!

I've seen pictures of cloudwalking.  If her skin were any whiter, it'd be transparent.

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I actually glow

OH WHATEVA!  You just turn on a compact retrofit fluorescent lamp in front of you and take a picture - it lightens any complexion.  Anyone can do it.   

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What are these accusations? I do no such thing! That's just me, glowing white. Even the wall behind me looks darker. I can't tan, I only burn. =( My schoolbus nickname was Casper. =((

[Ichirou]

Dude i'm not joking with ya. My grandmother has a old ass book with names and families as well as old pictures and all kinds of stuff. No joke on that side. My fathers side, well thats my grandmothers project she's gone all over the world tracking down her family's history.

Bullshit.  You're a mexican and a liar.

How do you even know you don't have any mexican blood in you?  Have you even asked your grandmother about the ethnicity of the people in this fictitious project of hers?  And if your genealogy was strictly European, why are you saying your grandmother has had to go ALL OVER THE WORLD to compile it?

[etiolate]

We all know from the picture thread that if G was mexican he would have been molested by now.

[Ichirou]

He said he was molested by his dad as a child.

[CrystalGemini]

i'm easily the whitest whitey here

I beg to differ!

I've seen pictures of cloudwalking.  If her skin were any whiter, it'd be transparent.

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I actually glow

OH WHATEVA!  You just turn on a compact retrofit fluorescent lamp in front of you and take a picture - it lightens any complexion.  Anyone can do it.   

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What are these accusations? I do no such thing! That's just me, glowing white. Even the wall behind me looks darker. I can't tan, I only burn. =( My schoolbus nickname was Casper. =((

The wall is darker because it's farther from the light source, DUH!  And I only burn too - I am not impressed.  My skin sheds off in sheets afterwards to boot!  And I'm not even Caucasian!

[G The Resurrected]

Ichirou i dont know my fathers side very well, but my grandmother was traveling around the world following the shipping routes that the Mcfarlands traveled in many many years ago. She's found some family in strange places. Theres a Mcfarland clan in Australia of all places. I dont know the full story on that family. But my grandmother here she knows all about her family (russian-german) and she's also got a lot of info about my grandfathers family (straight irish)

I'm deffinatly no mexican. But damn do i love mexican food. I love itallian food as well maybe that makes me italian now?

[etiolate]

He said he was molested by his dad as a child.

well I guess he isn't lying

[Ichirou]

I'm deffinatly a mexican.

Fixed in the interests of truth, Carlos.

[etiolate]

i'm easily the whitest whitey here

I beg to differ!

I've seen pictures of cloudwalking.  If her skin were any whiter, it'd be transparent.

(Image removed from quote.)

I actually glow

OH WHATEVA!  You just turn on a compact retrofit fluorescent lamp in front of you and take a picture - it lightens any complexion.  Anyone can do it.   

(Image removed from quote.)

What are these accusations? I do no such thing! That's just me, glowing white. Even the wall behind me looks darker. I can't tan, I only burn. =( My schoolbus nickname was Casper. =((

The wall is darker because it's farther from the light source, DUH!  And I only burn too - I am not impressed.  My skin sheds off in sheets afterwards to boot!  And I'm not even Caucasian!

I'm still whiter

also is Will your cheeseburger?

<etoilet> well males have different attractiveness criteria at different ages
<etoilet> I certainly didn't like the type of girls now that I did at 16
<crystalgemini> I liked half guys.

[Ichirou]

Obviously she means, like, blasians.

[CrystalGemini]

i'm easily the whitest whitey here

I beg to differ!

I've seen pictures of cloudwalking.  If her skin were any whiter, it'd be transparent.

(Image removed from quote.)

I actually glow

OH WHATEVA!  You just turn on a compact retrofit fluorescent lamp in front of you and take a picture - it lightens any complexion.  Anyone can do it.   

(Image removed from quote.)

What are these accusations? I do no such thing! That's just me, glowing white. Even the wall behind me looks darker. I can't tan, I only burn. =( My schoolbus nickname was Casper. =((

The wall is darker because it's farther from the light source, DUH!  And I only burn too - I am not impressed.  My skin sheds off in sheets afterwards to boot!  And I'm not even Caucasian!

I'm still whiter

also is Will your cheeseburger?

<etoilet> well males have different attractiveness criteria at different ages
<etoilet> I certainly didn't like the type of girls now that I did at 16
<crystalgemini> I liked half guys.

That's out of context!  Back in the highschool days, I found half Caucasian, half Chinese guys attractive!  That's all I'm sayin'.

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Except Ewan McGregor.  That beautiful man will always hold a special place in my heart.   

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[Ichirou]

So you like a little bit of cauc with your asian, huh? 

[Beezy]

That's out of context!  Back in the highschool days, I found half Caucasian, half Chinese guys attractive!  That's all I'm sayin'.

Blasians are better.

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I don't know about the guys.

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[CrystalGemini]

So you like a little bit of cauc with your asian, huh? 

AS I WAS TELLING ETIOLATE...It's a cultural thing.  ABCs (American Born Chinese) and FOBs (Fresh off the Boat) tend to have a certain culture I'm just not compatible with.