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http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/man-chops-off-own-head-with-chainsaw/2007/05/09/1178390349892.html

Man chops off head with chainsaw

May 9, 2007 - 7:49AM

A man cut off his own head with a chainsaw after stabbing his 70-year-old father to death in their apartment in the German city of Cologne, police said.

The body of the offender, 24, was found headless when police raced to the apartment after an emergency call, apparently from the dying father, had been broken off in mid-sentence.

Alf Willwacher, a senior prosecutor, said an electric chainsaw was next to the son's body.

"We do not believe any third party was involved,'' he said.

Neighbours said the father and son had been reclusive since the death of the mother, allegedly by suicide, several years ago.





Seriously, that's so fucked up. Wouldn't you like be paralyzed/in shock/passed out as soon as the saw started cutting into the neck? I wonder if his head was fully decapitated or not.

Why do I think about these things?!
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Re: Man chops off head with chainsaw: it's like a bad horror movie
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2007, 05:14:27 AM »
Because you're awesome.  Or incredibly fucked up.  One of the two.
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Re: Man chops off head with chainsaw: it's like a bad horror movie
« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2007, 05:15:16 AM »
Kittens and bunnies. Kittens and bunnies.
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Re: Man chops off head with chainsaw: it's like a bad horror movie
« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2007, 05:25:35 AM »
thats quite a feat to accomplish

He was probably a Nowitzki fan
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Re: Man chops off head with chainsaw: it's like a bad horror movie
« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2007, 01:36:00 PM »
That is talent. 

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Re: Man chops off head with chainsaw: it's like a bad horror movie
« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2007, 01:37:52 PM »
thats quite a feat to accomplish

He was probably a Nowitzki fan
Good thing I don't own a chainsaw...
Oddly enough I'm 24 and my father is nearly 70.

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Re: Man chops off head with chainsaw: it's like a bad horror movie
« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2007, 01:38:11 PM »
I wonder if he downed a Miller Lite before hand, to ease the pain.
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Re: Man chops off head with chainsaw: it's like a bad horror movie
« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2007, 03:08:03 PM »
Germans don't drink fucking Miller Lite.
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Re: Man chops off head with chainsaw: it's like a bad horror movie
« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2007, 03:10:17 PM »
haha ^

i couldnt imagine using a chainsaw to kill myself personally.
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Re: Man chops off head with chainsaw: it's like a bad horror movie
« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2007, 03:15:23 PM »
TOLD U I WUZ HARDCORE
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Re: Man chops off head with chainsaw: it's like a bad horror movie
« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2007, 03:23:23 PM »
this would make a great dethklok song
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Re: Man chops off head with chainsaw: it's like a bad horror movie
« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2007, 03:02:53 AM »
I blame RE4.
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