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Van Cruncheon

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FRIDAY: pinot, bbq, and SLOTH
« on: May 11, 2007, 04:42:21 PM »
i spent 12-14 hours a day for the first four days of this week in management training hell. NOW I REGRESS from mister faux-savvy people manager to SOCIOPATHIC DRUNKEN CARNIVORE. this will rule. i have a $20 bottle of french pinot noir -- i bought it just because it had a really faggoty looking label on it -- a huge slab of bison meat, and a friday free of responsibility save that of family, friends, and my innate desire to mock you fools. later, i go to the bar and booze it up with MAF and his fell former cohort from staples. it's strangely sunny today -- the perfect climate that comes with clear and 70 degrees. i shall cook MEAT and DRINK A RED and LOL MIGHTILY.

FUCK RESPONSIBILITY. :punch
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Re: FRIDAY: pinot, bbq, and SLOTH
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2007, 04:44:03 PM »
I finished up my bottle of pinot noir last night.  It was really good. 
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G The Resurrected

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Re: FRIDAY: pinot, bbq, and SLOTH
« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2007, 04:45:22 PM »
I shall blend up meat and drink it in your honor all mighty Drinky-san
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: FRIDAY: pinot, bbq, and SLOTH
« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2007, 04:45:47 PM »
 :hyper
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G The Resurrected

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Re: FRIDAY: pinot, bbq, and SLOTH
« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2007, 04:46:48 PM »
Get your wifey drunk, do it. DO IT REAL GOOD!!!!
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: FRIDAY: pinot, bbq, and SLOTH
« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2007, 04:48:07 PM »
why? she should be the responsible one
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G The Resurrected

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Re: FRIDAY: pinot, bbq, and SLOTH
« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2007, 04:50:02 PM »
Oh ok then but make sure to sex her up a bit too man. It is mothers days weekend ya know.
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: FRIDAY: pinot, bbq, and SLOTH
« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2007, 04:51:30 PM »
jesus hell, g, i'm tempted to ring up tvc and have him browbeat you

plz never discuss sex with me again
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Re: FRIDAY: pinot, bbq, and SLOTH
« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2007, 04:53:04 PM »
Quote from: Professor Prole on May 11, 2007, 04:51:30 PM
jesus hell, g, i'm tempted to ring up tvc and have him browbeat you

plz never discuss sex with me again

Ok promize no sex talk with you drinky.  :lol
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Re: FRIDAY: pinot, bbq, and SLOTH
« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2007, 04:53:55 PM »
Quote from: Professor Prole on May 11, 2007, 04:51:30 PM
jesus hell, g, i'm tempted to ring up tvc and have him browbeat you

plz never discuss sex with me again
But don't you want to learn from him and his vast experience with imaginary cousins? 
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Re: FRIDAY: pinot, bbq, and SLOTH
« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2007, 04:54:30 PM »
 :lol  jesus G. 
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Re: FRIDAY: pinot, bbq, and SLOTH
« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2007, 05:09:37 PM »
from one married dude to another, sex her up and down, HG says so



"sexy foooooooooooooooooooo"

Edit: if she's on her period, get blankets and a bucket!  :-*
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Re: FRIDAY: pinot, bbq, and SLOTH
« Reply #12 on: May 11, 2007, 05:21:28 PM »


You're a real jerk.
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: FRIDAY: pinot, bbq, and SLOTH
« Reply #13 on: May 11, 2007, 05:34:34 PM »
hee
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Re: FRIDAY: pinot, bbq, and SLOTH
« Reply #14 on: May 11, 2007, 05:37:37 PM »
Well that sounds lovely... minus the meat part, of course.  Me being a vegetarian and all.

I'm about to finish writing up a treatment, make some dinner and then go out for an evening of debauchery.  One of my best friends is moving to San Francisco over the weekend and it's our goal to get her drunk enough to have dirty, dirty sex with someone, hopefully me although as I don't have a car and hers has been shipped over there already that could prove interesting.  Maybe we'll just fuck in the bathroom of a bar- I'm sure G could tell me all about that.
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Re: FRIDAY: pinot, bbq, and SLOTH
« Reply #15 on: May 11, 2007, 06:12:11 PM »
I still have a case of good Belgian raspberry lambic beer left over from the wedding. :hyper . Also have a ton of leftover Reisling from my favorite Washington winery!

I am looking forward to a quiet night of drinking snooty beer while playing my snooty interactive spreadsheet game (Galactic Civilizations 2) and enjoying my snooty dinner (pork tenderlion served in a Kriek beer and fresh cherry sauce with wild rice and root vegetables).

 Enjoy the evening and make MAF drink real beer and not that light stuff.
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