Author Topic: Announcing The Evilbore Prom King and Queens Of 2007! (Read 1330 times)

Ichirou · « **on:** May 12, 2007, 08:59:18 AM »

The votes have been cast, the polls have been closed, and now it's time to announce Evilbore's very own Prom King and Prom Queens!

The king, with 11 votes, easily outpacing all competitors is - TVC 15!

TVC 15, the object of many an intellectual mancrush on Evilbore and NeoGAF - what do you think about being voted the favorite male Evilbore poster of 2007?

And the queens, tied with 9 votes each, are xnikki18x and cloudwalking!

nikki, you may now post those swimsuit pictures you mentioned before. cloudwalking, I would encourage you to do the same but I think so much exposed white skin would blind most of the people reading this thread, so I'll ask you to abstain.

* In the case that TVC 15 is physically incapacitated and unable to perform his kingly duties, I am appointing Mupepe as viceroy to take over said duties.

TVC15 · « **Reply #1 on:** May 12, 2007, 09:05:08 AM »

Me, Ichirou, I think that even though I'm the King, I will still let Saint Cornelius attempt to anally satisfy me on our first encounter. My goal in life is to plunder his valley of pleasures, but if it would make him feel better, or happy, or whatever, I would let him take my temperature first. God bless the oldest of the Gingers!

Ichirou · « **Reply #2 on:** May 12, 2007, 09:09:11 AM »

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Now Prom King and Queens, play this video and close your eyes and imagine you're walking down a catwalk while thousands of people stand up and applaud.

(I've never embedded a video before and it's not working right for some reason :/)

Ichirou · « **Reply #3 on:** May 12, 2007, 10:57:24 PM »

Still no swimsuit pics from nikki. This thread has failed in its intended purpose. $:-\$

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #4 on:** May 12, 2007, 10:59:10 PM »

wait you got some from Cloud? did you go blind?

Scurvy Stan · « **Reply #5 on:** May 12, 2007, 11:00:34 PM »

I'm pretty sure cats will start eating corn before any of the EB gals post swimsuit pics. $:-\$

Ichirou · « **Reply #6 on:** May 12, 2007, 11:04:36 PM »

ANY MOMENT NOW IT WILL HAPPEN

Mupepe · « **Reply #7 on:** May 13, 2007, 12:01:27 AM »

i have some of nikki, but i'll wait for her permission to post them

Ichirou · « **Reply #8 on:** May 13, 2007, 12:04:37 AM »

I think it's your duty as viceroy to post them.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #9 on:** May 13, 2007, 12:05:20 AM »

Where are White Man's speedo pics?

Ichirou · « **Reply #10 on:** May 13, 2007, 12:37:49 AM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on May 13, 2007, 12:05:20 AM

Where are White Man's speedo pics?

He's too busy lubing up his anus for Saint Cornholeius to post 'em.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #11 on:** May 15, 2007, 02:15:23 AM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on May 13, 2007, 12:01:27 AM

i have some of nikki, but i'll wait for her permission to post them

You do not have swimsuit pictures of me! LIAR!

Scurvy Stan · « **Reply #12 on:** May 15, 2007, 02:16:04 AM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on May 15, 2007, 02:15:23 AM

Quote from: Rob Thomas on May 13, 2007, 12:01:27 AM
i have some of nikki, but i'll wait for her permission to post them

You do not have swimsuit pictures of me! LIAR!

Better take some then asap.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #13 on:** May 15, 2007, 02:16:23 AM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on May 15, 2007, 02:15:23 AM

Quote from: Rob Thomas on May 13, 2007, 12:01:27 AM
i have some of nikki, but i'll wait for her permission to post them

You do not have swimsuit pictures of me! LIAR!

OMG MUPEPE HAS NUDES

Himu · « **Reply #14 on:** May 15, 2007, 02:16:32 AM »

CORN CAT

Ichirou · « **Reply #15 on:** May 15, 2007, 02:30:36 AM »

There are nikki nudes? wtf?

BlackMage · « **Reply #16 on:** May 15, 2007, 02:32:47 AM »

I demand reparations since you removed me from the poll!

Ichirou · « **Reply #17 on:** May 15, 2007, 02:34:20 AM »

But...nobody voted for you, not even yourself.

BlackMage · « **Reply #18 on:** May 15, 2007, 02:38:51 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on May 15, 2007, 02:34:20 AM

But...nobody voted for you, not even yourself.

but i was only on the poll for like 15 minutes you.. nevermind. I still love you.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #19 on:** May 15, 2007, 02:58:32 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on May 15, 2007, 02:30:36 AM

There are nikki nudes? wtf?

Nope, sorry.

Ichirou · « **Reply #20 on:** May 15, 2007, 03:29:58 AM »

That's okay, I would have lost respect for you if there were. I tend to think women who take those sorts of pictures are incredibly narcissistic.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #21 on:** May 15, 2007, 04:08:33 AM »

I don't know if I'd ever take nudes. Ever.

Even the swimsuit pictures aren't like posed for, they're taken by me, for me, as a way to see if I gain or lose weight. Pictures of what your body actually looks like are way better gauges than scales are.

etiolate · « **Reply #22 on:** May 15, 2007, 04:32:24 AM »

We need an Evilbore Prom Serial Killer for the person most likely to crash the prom and go on a killing spree.

Scurvy Stan · « **Reply #23 on:** May 15, 2007, 04:33:44 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on May 15, 2007, 04:32:24 AM

We need an Evilbore Prom Serial Killer for the person most likely to crash the prom and go on a killing spree.

I think we have a couple of those already.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #24 on:** May 15, 2007, 04:40:31 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on May 15, 2007, 04:32:24 AM

We need an Evilbore Prom Serial Killer for the person most likely to crash the prom and go on a killing spree.

I think we should not give people any ideas.

etiolate · « **Reply #25 on:** May 15, 2007, 04:44:55 AM »

Quote from: Scurvy Stan on May 15, 2007, 04:33:44 AM

Quote from: etiolate on May 15, 2007, 04:32:24 AM
We need an Evilbore Prom Serial Killer for the person most likely to crash the prom and go on a killing spree.

I think we have a couple of those already.

That is why it would be a good competition!

Ichirou · « **Reply #26 on:** May 15, 2007, 04:56:10 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on May 15, 2007, 04:44:55 AM

Quote from: Scurvy Stan on May 15, 2007, 04:33:44 AM
Quote from: etiolate on May 15, 2007, 04:32:24 AM
We need an Evilbore Prom Serial Killer for the person most likely to crash the prom and go on a killing spree.

I think we have a couple of those already.

That is why it would be a good competition!

Feel free to make the poll when you reach 2,000 posts.

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Author Topic: Announcing The Evilbore Prom King and Queens Of 2007! (Read 1330 times)