Karma

[Stocky]

I've been watching My Name is Earl recently and it had me thinking about all the things I've done, so I'm making this thread. Post your evil doings so I don't feel like such an asshole

I once broke my dad's car window and blamed it on my little brother. He got his ass whooped.
I used to shoot lizards in the head with BB guns.
I shot my older brother's girlfriend with a paintball gun, once. In my defense, though, she was a complete bitch.
I used to go into neighborhoods and look for people with their car windows open, then put the car in reverse and push it into the street.
I once hit a girl in the face with an ice ball. In my defense, though, she was a complete bitch. And I was 6.
I burnt a hole in my mom's couch cushion, and never told her. I just flipped the cushion.
I told a girl we couldn't see eachother anymore because I was flying to New York to act in Broadway. She believed me, AND cried.
I named one of my dog's after my brother's ex-girlfriend. Jennifer.
I was kicked out of Christian school for flipping the teacher off.

[Himu]

One time, to get payback against a girl in my first year of college, I jacked off into a cup, put water in it, and knocked on her door, splashed it on her door and ran out of there.

[Cyanista]

I once broke my dad's car window and blamed it on my little brother. He got his ass whooped.
I used to shoot lizards in the head with BB guns.
I shot my older brother's girlfriend with a paintball gun, once. In my defense, though, she was a complete bitch.
I used to go into neighborhoods and look for people with their car windows open, then put the car in reverse and push it into the street.
I once hit a girl in the face with an ice ball. In my defense, though, she was a complete bitch. And I was 6.

You are SO fucked.

[Van Cruncheon]

i've lived a blameless, idealized life and i am surely going to your angry god's heaven

[Stocky]

I call bullshit!

[Cyanista]

I seduced a guy once just because my roommate was in love with him (unrequited love, at least).  I mean. . she'd been a total bitch!  She let some degenerate little skank move into our apartment even though I counseled against it and then when I left for a couple weeks (to get away from the thieving skank, natch) she neglected to pay her half the rent.

Soooo my apartment got locked and i lost ALL my stuff, since I couldn't come up with all the rent.  That apartment had everything from my life so far in it, all my awards, yearbooks, mementos. . prom dresses, pictures. . everything.

So anyway, yeah.  I seduced the guy she'd been in love with for four years.  Turns out, he was actually secretly into me and always had been (lol Anita, so THAT'S why he kept coming over), but I was just in it for the revenge.  I fucked him for two weeks and then stopped calling.