Why does it seem everywhere I go, the cock to pussy ratio is astronomical?

[Hollywood]

Supposedly there are more chicks in this world than guys, why does it seem wherever I go that number is the extreme opposite? Bars it seems like, cock to tang is 2 to 1 maybe. Just for fun, I would guess evilbore is 50, 60 to 1, I guess. Where are some places where you can get a 1 to 5 ratio, with 3 of the chicks hot? I need to find a place like this.

[Mupepe]

It's the places that you're going, duh.

Most internet nerds are males.

A shit ton of guys go to bars to get laid and hook up.

Go to a JC Penney's and see what the ratio is.  Or why don't you ask Cloud what the ratio is in her store?

[Flannel Boy]

Go to Fabric Land or a dying church.

[Hollywood]

This, I know. I'm asking for places with the opposite ratio. I would guess aerobic classes in gyms = good ratio.

[Cyanista]

Go to Fabric Land or a dying church.

 

[Hollywood]

Go to Fabric Land or a dying church.

Ugh. That's some vintage shit. Post Jurrasic Era please.

[Flannel Boy]

Go to Fabric Land or a dying church.

Ugh. That's some vintage shit. Post Jurrasic Era please.

The ratio is good. Which reminds me: NURSING HOMES.

Psych classes, OMG!!! Complete converse of a philosophy class.

[Hollywood]

Go to Fabric Land or a dying church.

Ugh. That's some vintage shit. Post Jurrasic Era please.

The ratio is good. Which reminds me: NURSING HOMES.

Malek: AARP Pimp

[etiolate]

Go to Fabric Land or a dying church.

There was a really cute chick in a fabric store I was in.  I was like wtf, I thought only old ladies went here!

[Flannel Boy]

Go to Fabric Land or a dying church.

There was a really cute chick in a fabric store I was in.  I was like wtf, I thought only old ladies went here!

Old ladies, cute chicks, and etiolate.

[etiolate]

I was taking my mom out for her birthday and she wanted to go to the fabric store. True Story.

[Flannel Boy]

When I was around five or six we lived one block away from Frabric Land (canadian chain store) and my mother dragged me there all the time. I think it was child abuse.

[etiolate]

Carpeting stores might be more boring than fabric stores.  Like in the Fabric store I found fabric that looked like someone had skinned Oscar the Grouch, which is awesome.  In carpeting stores, everything is boring.

[Scurvy Stan]

Victoria's Secret has a lot of girls in it. Go hang out there every day.

[Phoenix Dark]

I was in Walmart a few hours ago looking for Mother's Day gifts, and damn there are some fine women in there. They are everywhere. Shopping for clothes, cleaning up the floor, on ladders. I suggest going to Walmart

[Scurvy Stan]

I was in Walmart a few hours ago looking for Mother's Day gifts, and damn there are some fine women in there. They are everywhere. Shopping for clothes, cleaning up the floor, on ladders. I suggest going to Walmart

Did you talk to any of them?

[Candyflip]

I was in Walmart a few hours ago looking for Mother's Day gifts, and damn there are some fine women in there. They are everywhere. Shopping for clothes, cleaning up the floor, on ladders. I suggest going to Walmart

Can I borrow your Wal-Mart? All I ever see in mine are a bunch of fat people with way too many kids. Why do poor people always tend to have like 8 kids?

[Phoenix Dark]

The check out lady. She had just been macked on by this total loser guy; he had like 3 kids with him, and was wearing a postal service shirt jacket. But he sure was acting like a bigshot. Anyway after that I went up

Girl: That's a nice card
Phoenix: I know, it's pretty nice.
Girl: Find everything you wanted?
*she asked this after I gave her a $20 bill for a $3 card*
Phoenix: Not really. I'm going to have to head to Borders next
Girl: *giggles*

 

[cloudwalking]

It's the places that you're going, duh.

Most internet nerds are males.

A shit ton of guys go to bars to get laid and hook up.

Go to a JC Penney's and see what the ratio is.  Or why don't you ask Cloud what the ratio is in her store?

Today it was easily 30:1 for the women.