What'll happen when your kids are like 12 years old and find your post history?

[Ichirou]

Imagine you have a kid, and that kid is 12 years old.  One day that kid is messing around on the computer and does a search on your username (for whatever reason, he or she knows what it is).  Suddenly all your 10+ year old EB posts come out - about your rampant drug use, or your craziest thing that ever happened when you had sex, or how you think "all women are bitches", or what a slut you used to be in high school, or any other number of wacky statements you made when you were a distinguished mentally-challenged teenager/college student.

I think that would be pretty funny.

[Mupepe]

I'd rather be honest with my children about how I was when I was younger and the mistakes I made so that they can learn from them as well.

[Flannel Boy]

I'm a moron for using my last name. 

Not like another woman will ever sleep with me ever again, so I don't have to worry about kids reading my post history

[Ichirou]

I agree with you, when they reach a certain age.  What I'm talking about is a young kid, obviously unprepared for this sort of thing, finding out all sorts of nasty shit about their parents, not hearing them from their parents as they would be at that point (i.e., mature adults), but from the point of view of their parents ten years ago, when they were still kids and having fun fucking around.

[G The Resurrected]

Oh jesus if my kids ever found my post history they'd need to be put into counceling.

[Ichirou]

I hope you'll at least be honest with them about their hispanic heritage, Pedro.

[Flannel Boy]

Oh jesus if my kids ever found my post history they'd need to be put into even more counselling.

[Ichirou]

I've probably posted a ton of embarassing shit over the years starting when I first got online back in '97.  I dunno how I'd react if I had a kid and they found that stuff.  I imagine it would irrevocably change how they perceive me, a figure of parental authority.

[Flannel Boy]

I started to post around 96/97 as well. Oh how sad those posts must have been.

[Phoenix Dark]

I'm a moron for using my last name. 

Not like another woman will ever sleep with me ever again, so I don't have to worry about kids reading my post history

You make it sound like you shat on her stomach or something. You'll get another chance buddy, just like Dirk

If my kid found my posts, yea I'm sure he'd be all like wtf. But at the same time hopefully my failures would serve as a blueprint of things not to do

[Ichirou]

Don't worry, PD.  At the rate you're going, by the time you have kids the Internet won't exist anymore.

[Flannel Boy]

Don't worry, PD.  At the rate you're going, by the time you have kids the Internet won't exist anymore.

As long as man desires porn, the internet will exist.

[TVC15]

Oh jesus if my kids ever found my post history they'd need to be put into counceling.

Haha, oh dude, if you have kids, I'm going to have to assemble a special package for them containing your INTERNET LEGACY!

[Ichirou]

Oh jesus if my kids ever found my post history they'd need to be put into counceling.

Haha, oh dude, if you have kids, I'm going to have to assemble a special package for them containing your INTERNET LEGACY!

A glossy hi-res pic of G's butthole would be the cover to that extensive document.

[Phoenix Dark]

Don't worry, PD.  At the rate you're going, by the time you have kids the Internet won't exist anymore.

Nah, women get more mature and realize what's truly important once they hit 26. Around that time I'll be pretty awesome, and have enough financial security to seek out a girlfriend

[Ichirou]

Don't worry, PD.  At the rate you're going, by the time you have kids the Internet won't exist anymore.

Nah, women get more mature and realize what's truly important once they hit 26. Around that time I'll be pretty awesome, and have enough financial security to seek out a girlfriend

So in other words, you're going to date a whore who only wants you for your money.

[Phoenix Dark]

Don't worry, PD.  At the rate you're going, by the time you have kids the Internet won't exist anymore.

Nah, women get more mature and realize what's truly important once they hit 26. Around that time I'll be pretty awesome, and have enough financial security to seek out a girlfriend

So in other words, you're going to date a whore who only wants you for your money.

No. I want to date a woman who's going somewhere, and is also tired of men playing games. From age 18-15 chicks get played over and over again, and they never learn. I'll wait until they're tired of badboys, and then swoop in with my Mercedes and expert cunnilingus skills

[Flannel Boy]

Don't worry, PD.  At the rate you're going, by the time you have kids the Internet won't exist anymore.

Nah, women get more mature and realize what's truly important once they hit 26. Around that time I'll be pretty awesome, and have enough financial security to seek out a girlfriend

So in other words, you're going to date a whore who only wants you for your money.

If a man dates a woman in part because she has big knockers,that doesn't mean it is the only reason he dates her!

[Ichirou]

Don't worry, PD.  At the rate you're going, by the time you have kids the Internet won't exist anymore.

Nah, women get more mature and realize what's truly important once they hit 26. Around that time I'll be pretty awesome, and have enough financial security to seek out a girlfriend

So in other words, you're going to date a whore who only wants you for your money.

No. I want to date a woman who's going somewhere, and is also tired of men playing games. From age 18-15 chicks get played over and over again, and they never learn. I'll wait until they're tired of badboys, and then swoop in with my Mercedes and expert cunnilingus skills

It doesn't bother you that by that time their vaginas will have been used so much that they'll look like Lindsay Lohan's?

[Mupepe]

Don't worry, PD.  At the rate you're going, by the time you have kids the Internet won't exist anymore.

Nah, women get more mature and realize what's truly important once they hit 26. Around that time I'll be pretty awesome, and have enough financial security to seek out a girlfriend

So in other words, you're going to date a whore who only wants you for your money.

No. I want to date a woman who's going somewhere, and is also tired of men playing games. From age 18-15 chicks get played over and over again, and they never learn. I'll wait until they're tired of badboys, and then swoop in with my Mercedes and expert cunnilingus skills

first off, the kind of personality you're talking about doesn't change.  she's not getting played if she's going after badboys.  She knows what's she's getting herself into and she likes it subconsciously and she will do that for the rest of her life. 

The women that get played are the ones that go after guys they think are nice but end up fucking them over in the end.  they don't want badboys to begin with.

There's a huge difference. 

A tiger doesn't change it's stripes.

Edit: That's the kind of woman that will cheat on you with the guy down the street to feel dangerous.  Watch out for those women, PD.

[Flannel Boy]

Tigers don't change their stripes, but humans mature and their values change over time.

[TVC15]

Also PD, 26 year old women don't want a virgin.

[Ichirou]

Also PD, 26 year old women don't want a virgin.

He can always pretend.

[Mupepe]

Tigers don't change their stripes, but humans mature and their values change over time.

I'd venture to say very few people actually mature past a certain stage when it comes to sexuality.

[Scurvy Stan]

I change names once every year so you'd have to be an internet sleuth to track all my shit down. I don't even remember all the names I had.

[Phoenix Dark]

Also PD, 26 year old women don't want a virgin.

I won't be a virgin when I'm 26

[Ichirou]

Also PD, 26 year old women don't want a virgin.

I won't be a virgin when I'm 26

Have you set yourself a time limit before resorting to the prostitute option?

[Catz]

Mine is pretty clean, so I wouldn't feel bad about it. Although, I would never want my 12 year old reading some place like OA  Or even GAF for that matter. lols

[Human Snorenado]

Man, if I ever have kids I'm going to shoot myself, so it's not like I'd be around to have to worry about what the little piss and shit factories thought about how daddy hated ICO, nintendo, republicans and 28 weeks later.

[Phoenix Dark]

Also PD, 26 year old women don't want a virgin.

I won't be a virgin when I'm 26

Have you set yourself a time limit before resorting to the prostitute option?

If I haven't made signifigant progress by this time next year...maybe I'll go for that option.

[Bloodwake]

By this time they should have their own EB accounts, so I won't care.

And, of course, they will be Townie Lepered. I will approve of this, because as father I believe in e-discipline.

[Candyflip]

Will EB and GAF be around in 20 years?

[Phoenix Dark]

no

[Candyflip]

no

Pfft. What would I do on the internet then?

[Phoenix Dark]

20 years is too much time. 10 years is more attainable. GAF will be around then of course, and I'm guessing gaming will still be big.

[etiolate]

Well if I raised them right, they'll blackmail me.

[Beezy]

They'll realize why I married their mother.

[Human Snorenado]

They'll realize why I married their mother.

Blasian, huh?

[Beezy]

no doubt

[xnikki118x]

Ha, I've got you all beat. I used to go into AOL chatrooms when I was seriously like 12 and cyber with people. !!! I can't even tell you why. Ridiculous.

[Ichirou]

Ha, I've got you all beat. I used to go into AOL chatrooms when I was seriously like 12 and cyber with people. !!! I can't even tell you why. Ridiculous.

Now you can't get angry when your kids do the same!

Also, now your kids can point to your sexual history over at the Tales of Sexual Woe thread and you won't be able to reprimand them when they start having sex in high school.

OMG DEEPER DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE WE GO.

[Shuri]

That's why i use different nicknames on every forum, well except here and gaf, due to its incestuous nature.

[whiteACID]

I would rather them find this place than OA.

[DJ_Tet]

Yeah, it should be interesting how the internet affects the next generation.  You know that some children will be able to stalk their parent's past online.  It would be an interesting case study, especially on OA.  I can only imagine Metric's children finding out his fetishes, and then never viewing their mother the same lol.

[xnikki118x]

Ha, I've got you all beat. I used to go into AOL chatrooms when I was seriously like 12 and cyber with people. !!! I can't even tell you why. Ridiculous.

Now you can't get angry when your kids do the same!

Also, now your kids can point to your sexual history over at the Tales of Sexual Woe thread and you won't be able to reprimand them when they start having sex in high school.

OMG DEEPER DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE WE GO.

I wouldn't care if my kids had sex in high school, honestly, as long as they were safe about it and preferrably not doing it with random people.

[Ichirou]

You'll feel differently when your 12 year old starts trading blowjobs for bracelets. 

[xnikki118x]

Well, first of all 12 is not high school.

Second of all, do people really do the bracelet thing? I always thought it was something very few kids did that was blown way out of proportion.

[Ichirou]

Well, maybe your kid will be super smart and skip a few grades...yeah, that's the ticket.

EDIT: About the bracelet thing, I always took it to be an urban legend.  I don't know anyone who'd be distinguished mentally-challenged enough to think they're cool by basically admitting they're a huge slut, especially at that age.

[xnikki118x]

Well, James and I are both pretty smart, so it's a possibility. I know if my kid is smart enough to skip a grade or two, I'm going to let them.

I had to take a test to get into preschool, and they told my parents that I could just go straight to kindergarten, but they said no. After preschool was over, they offered again, to skip me straight to first grade. Again, my parents refused.

My birthday is in November, so it's not like I would have been too terribly far behind my peers had I skipped a grade. Sometimes I wish they'd let me skip.

[Ichirou]

They were probably worried you might get bullied if you were the youngest kid in your class.  That's a big problem, especially when you're really young and a year can make a big difference in physical development.

I probably wouldn't let my hypothetical kids skip grades either, unless I was really, really sure they could handle it.

[xnikki118x]

I understand their reasons for keeping me with kids my own age, but at the same time, I feel that if I had skipped a grade (or maybe even two, who knows) I would have been more challenged in school, and would have done better because of that.

Not that I was a poor student by any means, but I never studied and just didn't care. I could have graduated high school with probably a 3.95 or so, honest to god, but I ended with a 3.83 or something like that because I didn't try. Now my grades in college suck and I'm maintaining a 3.0 by the skin of my teeth partly because I have very, very poor study skills.

But yeah, one of my best friends in high school was 11 months younger than I am, and was one of the youngest kids in our graduating class. It didn't mess her up or anything, but she does bitch in her journal sometimes that all her housemates wanna do is go to bars and she won't be 21 until this coming October.

So yeah, I don't know. =/