Author Topic: Michelle thinks that getting a blow job in 8th grade is odd (Read 9287 times)

Himu · « **on:** May 13, 2007, 01:56:47 PM »

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Holy shit no wonder black people are the main sufferers of AIDS

$:-\$

I can't believe this.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #1 on:** May 13, 2007, 01:57:34 PM »

I dunno, I dont remember ANYONE in my 8th grade classes getting blowjobs. Maybe im just OLD or something

demi · « **Reply #2 on:** May 13, 2007, 01:58:08 PM »

Himuro thinks that this is worth a thread

Stocky · « **Reply #3 on:** May 13, 2007, 01:58:35 PM »

I remember pregnant bitches in 7th and 8th grade, but I always just laughed at them.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #4 on:** May 13, 2007, 01:58:43 PM »

Yeah, I don't remember people getting blowjobs until at least Freshman year.

Himu · « **Reply #5 on:** May 13, 2007, 01:59:15 PM »

Maybe they didn't tell you? Or maybe you didn't notice? In middle school lots of people were going at it.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6 on:** May 13, 2007, 02:01:19 PM »

Quote from: Bubblicious Panda on May 13, 2007, 01:57:34 PM

I dunno, I dont remember ANYONE in my 8th grade classes getting blowjobs. Maybe im just OLD or something

The Panda grew up in a time of moral fortitude, when the only blowjobs that were being given were to scotch bottles.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #7 on:** May 13, 2007, 02:01:51 PM »

i went to a small rural school. no-one got blowjobs in the 8th, 9th, or probably even the 10th grade. in a class of 24, we woulda known about it had that been the case.

Himu · « **Reply #8 on:** May 13, 2007, 02:01:54 PM »

Quote from: Michelle on May 13, 2007, 02:01:19 PM

Quote from: Bubblicious Panda on May 13, 2007, 01:57:34 PM
I dunno, I dont remember ANYONE in my 8th grade classes getting blowjobs. Maybe im just OLD or something

The Panda grew up in a time of moral fortitude, when the only blowjobs that were being given were to scotch bottles.

What?

Cheebs · « **Reply #9 on:** May 13, 2007, 02:02:17 PM »

Quote from: Michelle on May 13, 2007, 02:01:19 PM

Quote from: Bubblicious Panda on May 13, 2007, 01:57:34 PM
I dunno, I dont remember ANYONE in my 8th grade classes getting blowjobs. Maybe im just OLD or something

The Panda grew up in a time of moral fortitude

The 90's? Your avatar approves.

Stocky · « **Reply #10 on:** May 13, 2007, 02:02:56 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on May 13, 2007, 02:01:51 PM

i went to a small rural school. no-one got blowjobs in the 8th, 9th, or probably even the 10th grade. in a class of 24, we woulda known about it had that been the case.

How was the rumor mill

brawndolicious · « **Reply #11 on:** May 13, 2007, 02:03:10 PM »

Quote from: Michelle on May 13, 2007, 02:01:19 PM

The Panda grew up in a time of moral fortitude, when the only blowjobs that were being given were to scotch bottles.

...

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #12 on:** May 13, 2007, 02:03:49 PM »

no need for a rumor mill. every piece of gossip was first- or second-hand.

Stocky · « **Reply #13 on:** May 13, 2007, 02:04:14 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on May 13, 2007, 02:03:49 PM

no need for a rumor mill. every piece of gossip was first- or second-hand.

What is the worst thing that ever happened in your school

Cyanista · « **Reply #14 on:** May 13, 2007, 02:04:37 PM »

I knew girls who were getting pregnant in the 8th grade, too. Think it comes from attending a small school in the bible belt, ironically enough.

I was a paragon of virtue, though. I didn't lose my virginity until I was 14.

Almost 15!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #15 on:** May 13, 2007, 02:04:50 PM »

Blowjobs didn't become popular till our President started getting them and letting everyone find out.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #16 on:** May 13, 2007, 02:05:24 PM »

kid shot his dad after his dad got drunk and crashed the kid's truck

there was a couple child molestation cases, too

Stocky · « **Reply #17 on:** May 13, 2007, 02:06:16 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on May 13, 2007, 02:05:24 PM

kid shot his dad after his dad got drunk and crashed the kid's truck

there was a couple child molestation cases, too

What's the worst you did

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #18 on:** May 13, 2007, 02:06:43 PM »

none of yer business

Stocky · « **Reply #19 on:** May 13, 2007, 02:07:14 PM »

CHILD MOLESTATION?!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #20 on:** May 13, 2007, 02:07:35 PM »

none of the above!

Himu · « **Reply #21 on:** May 13, 2007, 02:08:51 PM »

I remember a girl named Denise who got pregnant in 8th grade.

In 9th grade the principal molested a girl and he got fired. It ruled. The guy always freaked us out too because at the orientation he said,"Guys, don't mess with the girls. They're like my daughters. If you mess with one of these ladies you're mine."

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #22 on:** May 13, 2007, 02:09:49 PM »

Quote from: stocky on May 13, 2007, 02:06:16 PM

Quote from: Professor Prole on May 13, 2007, 02:05:24 PM
kid shot his dad after his dad got drunk and crashed the kid's truck

there was a couple child molestation cases, too

What's the worst you did

Drinky used to be a shuriken throwing ninja.

Cheebs · « **Reply #23 on:** May 13, 2007, 02:10:11 PM »

No girls in my class or any of the grades got pregnant at my high school. It was a private one though. I was in a class of about 300.

Himu · « **Reply #24 on:** May 13, 2007, 02:11:26 PM »

My class in HS was like 1200 students in 9th grade. By the time I graduated it shrunk to about 800 people.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #25 on:** May 13, 2007, 02:12:25 PM »

I certainly wasn't getting blown in 8th grade. $:-\$

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26 on:** May 13, 2007, 02:15:50 PM »

A teacher was caught having an affair with a student at the Christian private school I played basketball at. I think it started during her senior year, although I heard rumors that it actually started when she was a junior. She was really smart and got accepted to fucking UM, but decided to go to the school's shitty "college", perhaps because the teacher was there. Anyway they were caught, and she got thrown out of her family and the church. I never saw her again. But not surprisingly the teacher was forgiven and let back into the church after a few months of exile, although he can never teach again.

And at this same school a girl got caught eating another chick out, and she got expelled. She was doing it at her home, but when word reached the school she got kicked out. Her family also kicked her out the house, and she'd just stay at friend's houses who also went to the school - but they had to hide her and shit. I still don't know what happened to her

Cyanista · « **Reply #27 on:** May 13, 2007, 02:24:15 PM »

Either that's bullshit or catholic schools are the most backwards ass crap establishments ever conceived of.

Himu · « **Reply #28 on:** May 13, 2007, 02:26:25 PM »

@ a black Catholic

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #29 on:** May 13, 2007, 02:27:25 PM »

it's bullshit, michelle is just g without the pictorial counter-evidence

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #30 on:** May 13, 2007, 02:27:32 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on May 13, 2007, 02:24:15 PM

Either that's bullshit or catholic schools are the most backwards ass crap establishments ever conceived of.

I went to a Catholic junior high and at least half the girls in 8th grade weren't virgins. Most of my classmates were hispanics (East LA). No wonder hispanics multiply exponentially faster in this country than the other races.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #31 on:** May 13, 2007, 02:28:13 PM »

That's becasue Michelle is white and that shit only happens in inner city schools.

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #32 on:** May 13, 2007, 02:30:17 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on May 13, 2007, 02:24:15 PM

Either that's bullshit or catholic schools are the most backwards ass crap establishments ever conceived of.

Huh? I'm pretty sure I've posted this before, at least on GAF

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #33 on:** May 13, 2007, 02:31:00 PM »

mods please change pd's name to "michelle the liar"

Cheebs · « **Reply #34 on:** May 13, 2007, 02:37:32 PM »

As someone who went to a catholic school and knew many at other ones I can safely say PD's story has no chance of being true.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #35 on:** May 13, 2007, 02:40:36 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on May 13, 2007, 02:37:32 PM

As someone who went to a catholic school and knew many at other ones I can safely say PD's story has no chance of being true.

WTF Cheebs, I've told you this before.

And it wasn't a Catholic school

Cheebs · « **Reply #36 on:** May 13, 2007, 02:49:09 PM »

Quote from: Michelle on May 13, 2007, 02:40:36 PM

Quote from: Cheebs on May 13, 2007, 02:37:32 PM
As someone who went to a catholic school and knew many at other ones I can safely say PD's story has no chance of being true.

WTF Cheebs, I've told you this before.

Er...when? I have no memory of this

Stocky · « **Reply #37 on:** May 13, 2007, 02:52:14 PM »

Cheebs is such a homo

Bloodwake · « **Reply #38 on:** May 13, 2007, 03:02:20 PM »

I can support that story.

Christians are that cruel.

bluemax · « **Reply #39 on:** May 13, 2007, 03:08:46 PM »

I remember some trashy girl got pregnant when I was in middle school. She was a year or so ahead of me though.

I didn't hear much about people having sex in middle school to be honest. I saw some kids deal drugs more than once though.

In 9th grade there were more rumors about people having sex/giving blow jobs. By the time I was a senior I figured a good number of my non religious friends had done something.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #40 on:** May 13, 2007, 03:21:34 PM »

One kid in grade eight claimed to have received a blow job "from a chick at another school... ya right sure we believe you". Everyone knew he was gay too, so the story was very unlikely. Most of us didn't date or even kiss other girls in grade eight, so yeah, it would have been odd.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #41 on:** May 13, 2007, 04:15:22 PM »

ain't nobody getting blowed in the 8th grade at my HS.

well, maybe a few people but it was only the CRAZY FREAKS, 9th and 10th grade is when the blowjobs began in earnest

demi · « **Reply #42 on:** May 13, 2007, 04:16:32 PM »

8th grade kids were still going through awkward puberty phases. Can you imagine getting a BJ only to be welcomed with dry heaves? The girl would probably think you were dying right on the spot.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #43 on:** May 13, 2007, 04:18:17 PM »

one constant across any school district and generation is that male teens lie like fuck, and that female teens are desperate to please.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #44 on:** May 13, 2007, 04:20:54 PM »

Blowjobs definitely started in middle school in my town. Some kids were already having sex.

I specifically remember one story about a kid pissing in some girl's mouth when getting a blowjob, because he didn't know the whole process behind cumming. He thought you needed to push.

He wasn't the brightest kid.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #45 on:** May 13, 2007, 04:29:48 PM »

some girl at my school just had her third child (junior year).

this guy in my friend's middle school apparently makes his girlfriend lick his ass.

Beezy · « **Reply #46 on:** May 13, 2007, 04:33:20 PM »

Kids in my junior high school were fucking as early as 7th grade. This one ugly girl with a big ass from my class was caught in a stairwell with some kid from another class. Some rumors went around that he fucked her in the ass.

BlackMage · « **Reply #47 on:** May 13, 2007, 04:42:44 PM »

I didn't even go through puberty until my sophomore year of high school. I was a later bloomer. I don't even know if I was able to make man milk in 8th grade.

bluemax · « **Reply #48 on:** May 13, 2007, 04:45:54 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on May 13, 2007, 04:42:44 PM

I didn't even go through puberty until my sophomore year of high school. I was a later bloomer. I don't even know if I was able to make man milk in 8th grade.

Man milk.

Himu · « **Reply #49 on:** May 13, 2007, 05:38:29 PM »

Quote from: bluemax on May 13, 2007, 03:08:46 PM

I remember some trashy girl got pregnant when I was in middle school. She was a year or so ahead of me though.

I didn't hear much about people having sex in middle school to be honest. I saw some kids deal drugs more than once though.

In 9th grade there were more rumors about people having sex/giving blow jobs. By the time I was a senior I figured a good number of my non religious friends had done something.

I bet you your religious friends did something too. The number of people who believe in sex before marriage has increased so much that even people who are "religious" don't give it much thought.

etiolate · « **Reply #50 on:** May 13, 2007, 06:27:09 PM »

It didn't happen in my 6th grade class.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #51 on:** May 14, 2007, 12:37:26 AM »

My new name= $:-\$

xnikki118x · « **Reply #52 on:** May 14, 2007, 01:39:37 AM »

I certainly was not giving blow jobs in 8th grade. I knew one girl who did it, and she was with her boyfriend for like a year, which was pretty much forever at that time.

I didn't lose my virginity until I was 17. Maybe I'm a late bloomer or something.

Himu · « **Reply #53 on:** May 14, 2007, 01:40:51 AM »

That's not a late bloomer for a female nikki. It would be shocking if you lost your virginity when you were 30 or something though.

demi · « **Reply #54 on:** May 14, 2007, 01:42:03 AM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on May 14, 2007, 01:39:37 AM

I certainly was not giving blow jobs in 8th grade. I knew one girl who did it, and she was with her boyfriend for like a year, which was pretty much forever at that time.

I didn't lose my virginity until I was 17. Maybe I'm a late bloomer or something.

Was it really awkward and did you make odd noises?

xnikki118x · « **Reply #55 on:** May 14, 2007, 02:01:24 AM »

Quote from: Dick Frost on May 14, 2007, 01:42:03 AM

Quote from: xnikki118x on May 14, 2007, 01:39:37 AM
I certainly was not giving blow jobs in 8th grade. I knew one girl who did it, and she was with her boyfriend for like a year, which was pretty much forever at that time.

I didn't lose my virginity until I was 17. Maybe I'm a late bloomer or something.

Was it really awkward and did you make odd noises?

It wasn't so awkward as it was painful, and I probably did make odd noises.

Quote from: Himuro on May 14, 2007, 01:40:51 AM

That's not a late bloomer for a female nikki. It would be shocking if you lost your virginity when you were 30 or something though.

Aw good.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #56 on:** May 14, 2007, 02:02:53 AM »

demi · « **Reply #57 on:** May 14, 2007, 02:04:33 AM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on May 14, 2007, 02:01:24 AM

It wasn't so awkward as it was painful, and I probably did make odd noises.

Describe them? And pretend Juliana Theory is playing in the background.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #58 on:** May 14, 2007, 02:10:59 AM »

Quote from: Dick Frost on May 14, 2007, 02:04:33 AM

Quote from: xnikki118x on May 14, 2007, 02:01:24 AM
It wasn't so awkward as it was painful, and I probably did make odd noises.

Describe them? And pretend Juliana Theory is playing in the background.

I don't think there was music in the background, but I might be wrong. I don't remember the noises either. Sorry.

I can tell you I went to a Chinese buffet later that day, though.

demi · « **Reply #59 on:** May 14, 2007, 02:13:32 AM »

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Author Topic: Michelle thinks that getting a blow job in 8th grade is odd (Read 9287 times)