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rodi

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I was offered sex at school
« on: September 08, 2006, 02:23:01 AM »
So I'm looking for clubs to join and hear that I should go to the Mart Luther Center at my school. I go and find that it's in the basement, and when I get there, there's apparantly no one in sight. So I look around and this guy comes out of the "Muslim Students Office" with this very high look on his face. So he asks me what I'm looking for, and I tell him "clubs". He goes on about the clubs being on the third floor, even though about three sources already told me to look here.

So, I'm thinking that I'll come back later and turn to leave but he's all, like, "Heeeeey, you wanna talk in my office?" I'm pretty amused at this point, and say "About what?" And he goes, "About sex education..." and I go "I already took that in high school, man." and he's all, "But you're in college now, here you learn to be a woman." I had enough so I was like, "No thanks, take it easy now." And I left.

Straight people disgust me!  :yuck

brawndolicious

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Re: I was offered sex at school
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2006, 02:29:54 AM »
you should've just keyed out his eyes.

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« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2006, 02:33:08 AM »
Freshman year when i was rushing my frat they had a stripper night where they had 2 SKANK ass strippers dancing around all the boys that they gave dollars to, and basically just one kept going to me and my boy Evan, we noticed this and said to ourselves damn we got this lol...then she wispered in my ear you wanna go upstars (this was before my g/f) and I was like um sure (ew) and said said 80 bucks, fuck that man I said I don't have that on me...she kept coming back wispering to me lower prices until I guess the pimps or whatever called them back...fuck that I don't pay for sex.

etiolate

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« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2006, 03:25:18 AM »
I thought guys using lines like that was just a movie gag.

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« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2006, 03:37:21 AM »
I'm never offered random sex by strangers.  I think it's because I just ignore guys that make advances toward me and walk away.  Personally, I don't feel comfortable meeting people that way in general.  Rule of thumb: I have to know you (aprox. one to two months min.) and like you before I date you.  :spin
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etiolate

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« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2006, 04:08:49 AM »
2 months? I can normally tell if someone is okay or not in less time than that.

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Re: I was offered sex at school
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2006, 04:27:53 AM »
I had some guy lie about having sex with me to a friend! I just hope that the rumour didn't spread, but I wouldn't know anyway.

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Re: I was offered sex at school
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2006, 04:32:47 AM »
So I'm looking for clubs to join and hear that I should go to the Mart Luther Center at my school. I go and find that it's in the basement, and when I get there, there's apparantly no one in sight. So I look around and this guy comes out of the "Muslim Students Office" with this very high look on his face. So he asks me what I'm looking for, and I tell him "clubs". He goes on about the clubs being on the third floor, even though about three sources already told me to look here.

So, I'm thinking that I'll come back later and turn to leave but he's all, like, "Heeeeey, you wanna talk in my office?" I'm pretty amused at this point, and say "About what?" And he goes, "About sex education..." and I go "I already took that in high school, man." and he's all, "But you're in college now, here you learn to be a woman." I had enough so I was like, "No thanks, take it easy now." And I left.

Straight people disgust me!  :yuck

hmmmm, are you sure that he wasn't just making a bold sarcastic joke? maybe he was just charmed and excited by you and interestested to know you more, although you're not interested... maybe you take what he said a little too literally

Although most of us are hopelessly deranged perverts in disguise, I don't think guys ever expect to instantly receive nookie like that just by acting cool and requesting

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Re: I was offered sex at school
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2006, 04:47:38 AM »
hmmmm, are you sure that he wasn't just making a bold sarcastic joke? maybe he was just charmed and excited by you and interestested to know you more, although you're not interested... maybe you take what he said a little too literally

 ??? ??? ???
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etiolate

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« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2006, 05:10:11 AM »
Yah don't take his joke too literally, he was only interested in you sexually.

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Re: I was offered sex at school
« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2006, 08:50:47 AM »
So I'm looking for clubs to join and hear that I should go to the Mart Luther Center at my school. I go and find that it's in the basement, and when I get there, there's apparantly no one in sight. So I look around and this guy comes out of the "Muslim Students Office" with this very high look on his face. So he asks me what I'm looking for, and I tell him "clubs". He goes on about the clubs being on the third floor, even though about three sources already told me to look here.

So, I'm thinking that I'll come back later and turn to leave but he's all, like, "Heeeeey, you wanna talk in my office?" I'm pretty amused at this point, and say "About what?" And he goes, "About sex education..." and I go "I already took that in high school, man." and he's all, "But you're in college now, here you learn to be a woman." I had enough so I was like, "No thanks, take it easy now." And I left.

Straight people disgust me!  :yuck

smooth I got to try that  8)


let me be the 1st on evilbore to offer you sex...

here goes...

get ready...


How you doing?  :-*
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« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2006, 10:35:35 AM »
You should have told him you have herpes, genital warts and aids.

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Re: I was offered sex at school
« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2006, 11:21:57 AM »
she kept coming back wispering to me lower prices until I guess the pimps or whatever called them back...fuck that I don't pay for sex.



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« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2006, 12:56:19 PM »
Damn college has some HOT babes. OMG
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« Reply #16 on: September 08, 2006, 01:37:02 PM »
Men like that are complete assholes.

I joke around a lot, but I have complete respect for women.

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Re: I was offered sex at school
« Reply #17 on: September 08, 2006, 01:45:24 PM »
What would you have done if an attractive female offered you sex, rodi?

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« Reply #18 on: September 08, 2006, 02:45:31 PM »
On a somewhat related note I just got new glasses and I have noticed that the women here at University aren't as good looking as they were last year.  :P

That may not be the only reason:

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« Reply #20 on: September 08, 2006, 06:56:48 PM »
Straight people disgust me!  :yuck

You're right.  A gay person would never do anything like that!
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rodi

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Re: I was offered sex at school
« Reply #22 on: September 08, 2006, 08:05:08 PM »
What would you have done if an attractive female offered you sex, rodi?

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You're right.  A gay person would never do anything like that!

Would it have been better if I had said, "I hate crackheads smoking joints in the Muslim student support office"?  :D

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Re: I was offered sex at school
« Reply #23 on: September 08, 2006, 08:06:16 PM »
why would crackheads smoke joints and what do you have against muslims?

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Re: I was offered sex at school
« Reply #25 on: September 08, 2006, 08:09:58 PM »
Crackheads can smoke joints, much like a drunk can sniff glue.
*sniffs
I'm assuming he was either doing crack or a joint at that one time in 30 seconds that she met him...at the Muslim Students Office.

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« Reply #26 on: September 08, 2006, 08:16:12 PM »
What would you have done if an attractive female offered you sex, rodi?
:hyper :hyper :hyper

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Re: I was offered sex at school
« Reply #27 on: September 08, 2006, 08:29:35 PM »
why would crackheads smoke joints and what do you have against muslims?

I have nothing against Muslims, he was just in the Muslim Student office. What are you getting at, am nintendo? lolz, you wanna fight?

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« Reply #28 on: September 08, 2006, 08:33:18 PM »
I have nothing against Muslims, he was just in the Muslim Student office. What are you getting at, am nintendo? lolz, you wanna fight?
get some skillz, bitch.  get some skillz.  I can't hit a girl...ungentle-like.

rodi

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Re: I was offered sex at school
« Reply #29 on: September 08, 2006, 08:34:20 PM »
I have nothing against Muslims, he was just in the Muslim Student office. What are you getting at, am nintendo? lolz, you wanna fight?
get some skillz, bitch.  get some skillz.  I can't hit a girl...ungentle-like.

We'll settle this like true gamers...over the next game of iSketch!!!  :punch

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« Reply #30 on: September 08, 2006, 08:35:35 PM »
We'll settle this like true gamers...over the next game of iSketch!!!  :punch
who won last time?  your brother sucked so that doesn't count but did you beat me when you were playing?

rodi

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Re: I was offered sex at school
« Reply #31 on: September 08, 2006, 08:39:23 PM »
I don't know...maybe?  ???

But, yes, my brother does suck.

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« Reply #32 on: September 08, 2006, 08:40:38 PM »
I don't know...maybe?  ???
But, yes, my brother does suck.
Monday, I'm ready.

rodi

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Re: I was offered sex at school
« Reply #33 on: September 08, 2006, 08:42:04 PM »
SEE YOU THEN! :gun

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« Reply #34 on: September 08, 2006, 08:59:35 PM »
I want to sweep rodi off her feet and turn her straight.

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« Reply #36 on: September 08, 2006, 11:06:32 PM »
I want to sweep rodi off her feet and turn her straight.
Holy cow, my parents would love you for that.  Make sure they know she's a lesbian first.
THEN once they realize you're white they'll hand you a fiver and tell you to get the FUCK out of our house.   
:starwars
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« Reply #37 on: September 08, 2006, 11:13:50 PM »
Holy cow, my parents would love you for that.  Make sure they know she's a lesbian first.
THEN once they realize you're white they'll hand you a fiver and tell you to get the FUCK out of our house.   
:starwars
so they don't like it?

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« Reply #39 on: September 08, 2006, 11:28:57 PM »
Holy cow, my parents would love you for that.  Make sure they know she's a lesbian first.
THEN once they realize you're white they'll hand you a fiver and tell you to get the FUCK out of our house.   
:starwars
so they don't like it?
They don't know.  :shh
DING DING DING!!!  We have a winner!  :violin
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Re: I was offered sex at school
« Reply #40 on: September 08, 2006, 11:31:34 PM »
DING DING DING!!!  We have a winner!  :violin
but they don't know because they don't like it...

CrystalGemini

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« Reply #41 on: September 08, 2006, 11:34:44 PM »
DING DING DING!!!  We have a winner!  :violin
but they don't know because they don't like it...
Homosexuality is an unheard of taboo in my house that are researved for people with mental problems, devil worshipers and white people.
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« Reply #42 on: September 08, 2006, 11:35:19 PM »
I want to sweep rodi off her feet and turn her straight.
Holy cow, my parents would love you for that.  Make sure they know she's a lesbian first.
THEN once they realize you're white they'll hand you a fiver and tell you to get the FUCK out of our house.   
:starwars

I'll tell them to give Willco my regards on my way out the door. :spin

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Re: I was offered sex at school
« Reply #43 on: September 08, 2006, 11:42:28 PM »
Homosexuality is an unheard of taboo in my house that are researved for people with mental problems, devil worshipers and white people.
I know...asians.

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« Reply #44 on: September 08, 2006, 11:51:18 PM »
DING DING DING!!!  We have a winner!  :violin
but they don't know because they don't like it...
Homosexuality is an unheard of taboo in my house that are researved for people with mental problems, devil worshipers and white people.

As it should be.

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« Reply #45 on: September 09, 2006, 02:18:15 AM »
I want to sweep rodi off her feet and turn her straight.
Holy cow, my parents would love you for that.  Make sure they know she's a lesbian first.
THEN once they realize you're white they'll hand you a fiver and tell you to get the FUCK out of our house.   
:starwars

But what if he's white AND rich?

CrystalGemini

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« Reply #46 on: September 09, 2006, 03:43:48 AM »
No dice.  My ex was Asian and rich, and yet they hated his guts.   :duh
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Re: I was offered sex at school
« Reply #47 on: September 09, 2006, 04:46:59 AM »
I want to sweep rodi off her feet and turn her straight.
:tophat
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Re: I was offered sex at school
« Reply #48 on: September 09, 2006, 11:17:09 AM »
No dice.  My ex was Asian and rich, and yet they hated his guts.   :duh

Well, I'll just tell them that once you go white, you be 'aight.

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Re: I was offered sex at school
« Reply #49 on: September 09, 2006, 12:09:55 PM »
But what if he's white AND rich?

my ears are burning...
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