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TVC15

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FoC and I should collaborate on a movie today
« on: May 14, 2007, 12:36:10 AM »
I'm giving it a working title of The Big Tit Blowjob Mountain.  It's kind of a cross between Misery and your average teen/young adult sex farce.  It's about this crazy spinster cat lady that lures people from the internet to come visit her for free sex in her bungalow in the middle of what she calls the Big Tit Blowjob Mountains of Minnesoter.  Think of it as one story that you get to see two sides of:  The crazy lady and the current victim she is targeting.  As the story moves forward, Saw-like flashbacks will be used to tell her past history, which includes murdering someone she lured from Swissyland and eating his entrails, believing them to contain the last of the chocolate she kept in the house.

Actually, maybe the feds could be tracking her down due to the disappearance of the man from Swissyland, and that could be the device used to reveal her past history.  Then the movie could end with the feds busting into her place just as she's killing her latest victim.  Maybe we can rip off SIlence of the Lambs in that scene.

I can come up with more details, like the story of her current victim.  Maybe her current victim could be G, who lied himself into being a real casanova.  That way, not only would her scheme backfire, but she'd be murdered by feds soonafter, making for a really shitty day.
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Re: FoC and I should collaborate on a movie today
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2007, 01:04:42 AM »
haha two crazy people find love in a crazy way.

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« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2007, 01:10:13 AM »
Should i watch saw?

TVC15

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« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2007, 01:12:05 AM »
Should i watch saw?

It's entertaining, but I don't think I'd call it a good movie.  Watch it if you like horror.  Regardless of quality, I guess it kind of is the influence for the current wave of gritty horror movies.
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FlameOfCallandor

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« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2007, 01:13:04 AM »
Im not really a horror fan, and i havent seen any of the new ones, but i thought the ring was the influence for it all.

Ichirou

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« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2007, 01:17:12 AM »
This actually sounds like it could be an awesome movie.
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TVC15

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« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2007, 01:20:02 AM »
Im not really a horror fan, and i havent seen any of the new ones, but i thought the ring was the influence for it all.

The Ring brought in the brief jhorror trend, which proved to well, not be much of a trend since The Ring was the only good one of the bunch.  Saw brought in the wave of exploitation-inspired flicks (which I guess sorta started with the TCM remake),like Hostel, The Descent, the Hills Have Eyes remake, Wolf Creek, The Devils Rejects.  The Saw-esque movies tend to be very low budget, even by modern horror movie standards.
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« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2007, 01:23:44 AM »
I want a movie about two crazy homocidal maniacs that lure and bait each other without knowing either of them are killers. All the while the coppers/feds are out to get them. The two of them find love in the end and they team together to run.

Ichirou

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« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2007, 01:24:21 AM »
I want a movie about two crazy homocidal maniacs that lure and bait each other without knowing either of them are killers. All the while the coppers/feds are out to get them. The two of them find love in the end and they team together to run.

And it would be titled G and Roxy: Cannibal Run.
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Bloodwake

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« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2007, 01:32:24 AM »
Watch Hostel. It's better.

And there's lots of fine women. Full frontal nudity.

Thumbs up here.
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TVC15

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« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2007, 01:35:40 AM »
I liked Hostel a lot.  Shooting on location in Europe totally made the movie.  It really helps the viewer to feel the sense of helplessness the characters must have felt, trapped out of their depth.
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« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2007, 01:36:21 AM »
I want a movie about two crazy homocidal maniacs that lure and bait each other without knowing either of them are killers. All the while the coppers/feds are out to get them. The two of them find love in the end and they team together to run.
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TVC15

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« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2007, 01:38:25 AM »
I want a movie about two crazy homocidal maniacs that lure and bait each other without knowing either of them are killers. All the while the coppers/feds are out to get them. The two of them find love in the end and they team together to run.
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I still think this is the most hateable movie in recent memry.  It's the kind of thing that makes you wish terrorists would nuke Hollywood.
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G The Resurrected

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« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2007, 01:46:39 AM »
No no no not Mr and Mrs Smith. This is a horror movie that turns into a love movie.

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« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2007, 03:29:35 AM »
That sounds silly.
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Ichirou

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« Reply #15 on: May 14, 2007, 03:33:53 AM »
No no no not Mr and Mrs Smith. This is a horror movie that turns into a love movie.

Oliver Stone already made it.  It was called Natural Born Killers. :heartbeat
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« Reply #16 on: May 14, 2007, 03:42:13 AM »
I like the sound of this.
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G The Resurrected

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« Reply #17 on: May 14, 2007, 03:53:13 AM »
No no no not Mr and Mrs Smith. This is a horror movie that turns into a love movie.

Oliver Stone already made it.  It was called Natural Born Killers. :heartbeat

No see they both became killers and thats how their love was created. This would be different. They would already be killers preying on others. They then prey on each other and fall in love. Get it?

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« Reply #18 on: May 14, 2007, 03:56:21 AM »
No no no not Mr and Mrs Smith. This is a horror movie that turns into a love movie.

Oliver Stone already made it.  It was called Natural Born Killers. :heartbeat

No see they both became killers and thats how their love was created. This would be different. They would already be killers preying on others. They then prey on each other and fall in love. Get it?

Ohhhhhhhh.  :-\
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« Reply #19 on: May 14, 2007, 06:00:03 AM »
I want a movie about two crazy homocidal maniacs that lure and bait each other without knowing either of them are killers. All the while the coppers/feds are out to get them. The two of them find love in the end and they team together to run.
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I still think this is the most hateable movie in recent memry.  It's the kind of thing that makes you wish terrorists would nuke Hollywood.
thank fucking christ someone agrees!

I HATE HATE HATE this movie.  It was absolutely horrendous.  And I like some pretty fucking shitty movies.

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« Reply #20 on: May 14, 2007, 06:02:15 AM »
No no no not Mr and Mrs Smith. This is a horror movie that turns into a love movie.

Oliver Stone already made it.  It was called Natural Born Killers. :heartbeat

No see they both became killers and thats how their love was created. This would be different. They would already be killers preying on others. They then prey on each other and fall in love. Get it?
and that sounds terrible.

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« Reply #21 on: May 14, 2007, 10:57:55 AM »
I too loved Hostel.

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« Reply #22 on: May 14, 2007, 11:53:47 AM »
No no no not Mr and Mrs Smith. This is a horror movie that turns into a love movie.

Oliver Stone already made it.  It was called Natural Born Killers. :heartbeat

No see they both became killers and thats how their love was created. This would be different. They would already be killers preying on others. They then prey on each other and fall in love. Get it?

That sounds like the dumbest idea I've ever seen for a movie.

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« Reply #23 on: May 14, 2007, 11:54:04 AM »