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Himu

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Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
« on: May 14, 2007, 01:43:03 AM »
Since it's almost summer what better time to start the break off with awesome frozen treats? Better yet, frozen treats you make yourself?!

Here's a recipe for cheapos like me. Go to the store and buy strawberry applesauce. Put it in the freezer for a few hours. Crack out the spoon and get to eatin'! It's delicious!
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« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2007, 01:44:22 AM »
something similar.  free juice boxes then cut the top off and eat it with a spoon.

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« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2007, 01:44:36 AM »
frozen strawberry applesauce. only a negro would think of that as a snack.
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Himu

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« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2007, 01:45:09 AM »
How is it not a snack? Applesauce itself can be a snack.
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« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2007, 01:45:36 AM »
frozen strawberry applesauce. only a negro would think of that as a snack.
:lol

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« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2007, 01:46:35 AM »
How is it not a snack? Applesauce itself can be a snack.

Only to a descendant of a slaveman.  we white fokes eat rich; see my first reply for details.   :lol

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« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2007, 01:46:49 AM »
How is it not a snack? Applesauce itself can be a snack.

The thread says post recipies. You just told us to buy strawberry applesauce and freeze it. Bam?
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Himu

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« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2007, 01:46:52 AM »
I'm tellin' ya, it rocks!
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Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2007, 01:48:44 AM »
Buy peanut butter and freeze it
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Himu

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« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2007, 01:49:21 AM »
Does it taste good, maf?
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« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2007, 01:50:19 AM »
crackers, cream cheese, hot sauce.  the end.

demi

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« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2007, 01:50:57 AM »
DOM DELUISE SEZ



BUY MAYONAISSE AND FREEZE IT, IS GOOD SNACKIN
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« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2007, 01:51:29 AM »
nicca go buy yoself some damn chips
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Himu

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« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2007, 01:51:38 AM »
Frozen mayonaisse?!

nicca go buy yoself some damn chips

No, this is delicious.
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MrAngryFace

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« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2007, 01:56:38 AM »
Buy soy sauce and freeze it
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Himu

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« Reply #15 on: May 14, 2007, 01:56:58 AM »
 :lol
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MrAngryFace

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Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
« Reply #16 on: May 14, 2007, 01:57:36 AM »
Buy pants and freeze them.
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Himu

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« Reply #17 on: May 14, 2007, 01:58:09 AM »
Buy pants and freeze them.

How about I put a panda in the freezer? What do you think about that?
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« Reply #18 on: May 14, 2007, 01:58:51 AM »
Try it.
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Himu

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« Reply #19 on: May 14, 2007, 01:59:50 AM »
What about the go kart. Do I put that in there too?
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« Reply #20 on: May 14, 2007, 02:01:40 AM »
No, that'd be stupid.
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Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #21 on: May 14, 2007, 02:02:21 AM »
Wanna snack? Go get yourself some carrot sticks (or those mini carrots) and some god damn dip
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« Reply #22 on: May 14, 2007, 02:02:55 AM »
OH well arent you so fucking great. stfu
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« Reply #23 on: May 14, 2007, 02:03:59 AM »
Wanna snack? Go get yourself some carrot sticks (or those mini carrots) and some god damn dip

with ranch sauce!   :P

Himu

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« Reply #24 on: May 14, 2007, 02:04:06 AM »
No, that'd be stupid.

One frozen panda coming up.
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« Reply #25 on: May 14, 2007, 02:04:44 AM »
I thought I was the only freak that likes to freeze applesauce. It must be a garrett thing. I got some cherry applesauce and froze that. OMG thats delicious. I've got grape, tropical, lime, lemon, and orange applesauce.

Himu

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« Reply #26 on: May 14, 2007, 02:05:16 AM »
Oh God what the fuck have I done
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« Reply #27 on: May 14, 2007, 02:05:43 AM »
Wanna snack? Go get yourself some carrot sticks (or those mini carrots) and some god damn dip

with ranch sauce!   :P

Freeze the ranch first
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« Reply #28 on: May 14, 2007, 02:06:58 AM »
something similar.  free juice boxes then cut the top off and eat it with a spoon.


I used to do that with Capri Sun all the time as a kid.
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« Reply #29 on: May 14, 2007, 02:07:16 AM »
OH well arent you so fucking great. stfu

Freeze some scotch
Stick a stick in it
Instant scotch blowpop

What do you think of me now :-*
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« Reply #30 on: May 14, 2007, 02:07:58 AM »
Wanna snack? Go get yourself some carrot sticks (or those mini carrots) and some god damn dip

with ranch sauce!   :P

Freeze the ranch first

Of course.  I also freeze the little French boy who packaged it at Kraft for good measure. 

Himu

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« Reply #31 on: May 14, 2007, 02:08:13 AM »
something similar.  free juice boxes then cut the top off and eat it with a spoon.


I used to do that with Capri Sun all the time as a kid.

Oh God. Capri Sun was the SHIT, but as I got older I was able to drink it all in one sip.  :-\
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« Reply #32 on: May 14, 2007, 02:09:13 AM »
OH well arent you so fucking great. stfu

Freeze some scotch
Stick a stick in it
Instant scotch blowpop

What do you think of me now :-*

Black books did it better. 

something similar.  free juice boxes then cut the top off and eat it with a spoon.


I used to do that with Capri Sun all the time as a kid.

Five-Alive! 

etiolate

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« Reply #33 on: May 14, 2007, 02:11:12 AM »
Buy PD's mom and freeze it.

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« Reply #34 on: May 14, 2007, 02:12:18 AM »
Buy PD's mom and freeze it.

Homophob-pop?

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« Reply #35 on: May 14, 2007, 02:30:01 AM »
something similar.  free juice boxes then cut the top off and eat it with a spoon.


I used to do that with Capri Sun all the time as a kid.

We'd do it with cool aid. If you were super ghetto you'd pour kool aid in an ice cube tray and put tooth picks in, ghetto fab freeze pop! Or if you had a couple bucks you'd buy a popsickle tray.
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Himu

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« Reply #36 on: May 14, 2007, 02:37:53 AM »
something similar.  free juice boxes then cut the top off and eat it with a spoon.


I used to do that with Capri Sun all the time as a kid.

We'd do it with cool aid. If you were super ghetto you'd pour kool aid in an ice cube tray and put tooth picks in, ghetto fab freeze pop! Or if you had a couple bucks you'd buy a popsickle tray.

hell yeah!
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« Reply #37 on: May 14, 2007, 03:15:50 AM »
Black books did it better.

No shit.  You just cannot fuck with Bernard.  And PD will never be nearly as cool.
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« Reply #38 on: May 14, 2007, 02:39:41 PM »
something similar.  free juice boxes then cut the top off and eat it with a spoon.


I used to do that with Capri Sun all the time as a kid.

We'd do it with cool aid. If you were super ghetto you'd pour kool aid in an ice cube tray and put tooth picks in, ghetto fab freeze pop! Or if you had a couple bucks you'd buy a popsickle tray.

those guys with popsicle trays were high rollers back in the day. They even used real popsicle sticks!
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« Reply #39 on: May 14, 2007, 02:48:09 PM »
Make pizzas with tortillas!

You need:

Tomato sauce
Shredded cheese
Stick Pepperoni
Salami
Ham
Other toppings as you wish (I like to add banana peppers too)

Get out one of those flat tortillas you can buy at the supermarket (or make your own using the instructions on the Sin City Uncut Extended DVD special features... yum) and apply a liberal amount of tomato sauce. Then, sprinkle a good amount of the shredded cheese, followed by your toppings. Put it in the microwave for two minutes, and then chomp that mother fucker down.
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« Reply #40 on: May 14, 2007, 03:15:45 PM »
Okay, so far we have frozen applesauce, frozen ice-cube Kool-Aid pops, and microwaved cheese tortillas.

One more recipe, and I think we can pitch to the Food Network. we'll call our show, "Help! I Can't Cook Shit!"
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« Reply #41 on: May 14, 2007, 03:17:36 PM »
Okay, so far we have frozen applesauce, frozen ice-cube Kool-Aid pops, and microwaved cheese tortillas.

One more recipe, and I think we can pitch to the Food Network. we'll call our show, "Help! I Can't Cook Shit!"

 :lol

Hey, I know I can't cook shit. Those tortillas taste fucking great though.
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« Reply #42 on: May 14, 2007, 03:19:03 PM »
I make a mean grilled tuna dip.

And it's my recipe. Fuck off, fegs.

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« Reply #43 on: May 14, 2007, 03:20:09 PM »
You people should be ashamed of yourselves.

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« Reply #44 on: May 14, 2007, 03:20:59 PM »
Gimme a break, I'm in college!
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« Reply #45 on: May 14, 2007, 04:28:20 PM »
You people should be ashamed of yourselves.

[youtube=425,350]94bzamJivu4[/youtube]

I mentioned that at the top!!! 

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« Reply #46 on: May 14, 2007, 04:32:05 PM »
But I am the one that provided the video clip.  I am going to rip series 1 and put it on my Zen W.
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« Reply #47 on: May 14, 2007, 05:11:56 PM »
You people should be ashamed of yourselves.

[youtube=425,350]94bzamJivu4[/youtube]

Ok that was funny
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« Reply #48 on: May 14, 2007, 05:41:47 PM »
Toasted pumpkin seeds

Just buy bag of pumpkin seeds and bake them in oven or cook them in a pan.  Easy.


Tomato & Cheese

Roma Tomatoes
Parmesan Cheese
Salt
Thyme
Basil

Cut tomatoes into round slices. Get a pan and spread olive oil around in it and cover it with salt.  Begin heating pan.  Once salt and oil start to mix together, drop in round tomato slices and cover them with a dash of thyme and basil.  Flip so they are fried on both sides, then put cheese on top and cook till it melts.  I normally put them on top of some toasted bread afterwards.

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« Reply #49 on: May 14, 2007, 05:50:02 PM »
1 himu butt
1 hard cock
1 half-gallon of jizzle

mix and serve steamin' hot
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« Reply #50 on: May 14, 2007, 06:23:32 PM »
1 himu butt
1 hard cock
1 half-gallon of jizzle

mix and serve steamin' hot


 :-*
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« Reply #51 on: May 14, 2007, 07:19:40 PM »
Tuna Melt

Ingredients:
1 baguette or french bread sliced in half horizontally (like a hotdog)
1 can of tuna
A shitload of mayo
A shitload of butter
Your preference of seasonings, I like parsley and dill weed (about 1tsb. each - maybe less maybe more)
Lots of shredded cheese, I prefer a nice sharp chedar and mozzarella blend (in this case the cheap mozzarella you get in blocks actually works better)
Sometimes I like to also add diced celery, olives or pickles (optional)

Equipment:
Oven or Toaster Oven (not to be confused with a toaster)

Instructions:
Spread butter on soft "white" side of bread.  Toast butter-side up in oven or toaster oven until golden brown.  While bread is toasting thoroughly mix seasonings, optional ingredients, mayo and tuna together in a bowl.  Once bread is done, first pile tuna mix onto bread, then follow with about a handful of cheese mix.  Toast until cheese has melted and slightly toasty on top (on my oven/toaster oven it's about 5-7 minutes at 250-300 degrees F.)

Once done, take out of the oven and serve cheese side up.
« Last Edit: May 14, 2007, 07:21:45 PM by CrystalGemini »
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« Reply #52 on: May 14, 2007, 07:23:02 PM »
Tuna Melt

Ingredients:
1 baguette or french bread sliced in half horizontally (like a hotdog)
1 can of tuna
A shitload of mayo
A shitload of butter
Your preference of seasonings, I like parsley and dill weed (about 1tsb. each - maybe less maybe more)
Lots of shredded cheese, I prefer a nice sharp chedar and mozzarella blend (in this case the cheap mozzarella you get in blocks actually works better)
Sometimes I like to also add diced celery, olives or pickles (optional)

Equipment:
Oven or Toaster Oven (not to be confused with a toaster)

Instructions:
Spread butter on soft "white" side of bread.  Toast butter-side up in oven or toaster oven until golden brown.  While bread is toasting thoroughly mix seasonings, optional ingredients, mayo and tuna together in a bowl.  Once bread is done, first pile tuna mix onto bread, then follow with about a handful of cheese mix.  Toast until cheese has melted and slightly toasty on top (on my oven/toaster oven it's about 5-7 minutes at 250-300 degrees F.)

Once done, take out of the oven and serve cheese side up.

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etiolate

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« Reply #53 on: May 14, 2007, 07:25:08 PM »
tuna SUCKS

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« Reply #54 on: May 14, 2007, 07:26:14 PM »
Triscuit pizza:

1 box of triscuits (garlic rocks)
1 bag shredded cheese
1 small can of sliced olives
1 bunch of green onion, washed and cut
1 bottle of pasta sauce
1 thing of pepperoni

place green onion on bottom, then sauce, then olive, and top with cheese and pepperoni. for every 8-10 its about 90 seconds in the microwave. really easy to make for parties.

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« Reply #55 on: May 14, 2007, 07:26:48 PM »
tuna SUCKS
YOU SUCK.  TUNA KICKS ASS.



Especially, tuna sashimi.  :9

Stay tuned for the next episode: crepes.
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« Reply #56 on: May 14, 2007, 07:28:33 PM »

etiolate

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« Reply #57 on: May 14, 2007, 07:29:01 PM »
TUNA ICK ICKY

etiolate

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« Reply #58 on: May 14, 2007, 07:29:28 PM »
tuna SUCKS
YOU SUCK.  TUNA KICKS ASS.



Especially, tuna sashimi.  :9

Stay tuned for the next episode: crepes.

YOU GETCHOO TUNA OUTTA MAH CREPES

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« Reply #59 on: May 14, 2007, 07:30:14 PM »
1 1/2 scoop of Protien Powder

some strawberries and blue berries

some non fat yogurt

skin milk

:bow

A Frozen Banana is also good as hell too.

Um I also like Oranges.