Author Topic: PD is this what your mom said when she decided you'd be home schooled?  (Read 536 times)

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Himu

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On a beautiful Sunday morning, Michelle's mom decided to consult the pastor. You see, poor Michelle was being made of for being a transgendered male with breasts and got made fun of a lot in public school. She decided it was best for her daughter/son/thing receive home schooling and get one on one help. This, however, would make a drastic change in Michelle's life so she wanted to know what the pastor though about it.

Pastor: How are the children?  Do they enjoy school?

Mom: Of course they do.  That's precisely why I'm going to start home-
schooling my children.  High school is a cult.  There's a group of
savages that rule the roost, and get all the girls, and everyone else is
picked on and abused.  It happened to me and look at me: I'm a deranged
mess and my husband cheats on me.  I don't want my kids to go to a
public high school. Instead, we have a prom each year in my living room.

Pastor: Okay... But excuse me if I sound a little confused here, but I
don't think I understand.

Mom: Now, my morality comes from looking at history and biology and
working out what's best for my kids and screw anyone else.  That's what
this country's all about.  I mean-I mean, I saw the hippies... What a
load of claptrap.  Wha-What's your kid going to do at a school with a
name like Moonbeam or Wave or Horseradish or whatever they call 'em. 
How can you take your kid to a little league game when you live in a
communal farm growing drugs?  It's awful!  And that's what my life is
about: Looking down on others. 
IYKYK

Bloodwake

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GTA mother fucker!

10 points to Himuro.
HLR

Himu

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GTA mother fucker!

10 points to Himuro.

PD's mom: TV teaches immorality!  Refugees, glue, the price of tea in
China... How can we raise chidren in this environment?  My little boy
asked me the other day, "Mommy, are unicorns real?"
What am I supposed to say to that?  Do I lie and make myself as bad as
the boy's father, or do I break the little boy's heart and ruin his life
so that he ends up a nudist or a freak or something. 
IYKYK