On a beautiful Sunday morning, Michelle's mom decided to consult the pastor. You see, poor Michelle was being made of for being a transgendered male with breasts and got made fun of a lot in public school. She decided it was best for her daughter/son/thing receive home schooling and get one on one help. This, however, would make a drastic change in Michelle's life so she wanted to know what the pastor though about it.
Pastor: How are the children? Do they enjoy school?
Mom: Of course they do. That's precisely why I'm going to start home-
schooling my children. High school is a cult. There's a group of
savages that rule the roost, and get all the girls, and everyone else is
picked on and abused. It happened to me and look at me: I'm a deranged
mess and my husband cheats on me. I don't want my kids to go to a
public high school. Instead, we have a prom each year in my living room.
Pastor: Okay... But excuse me if I sound a little confused here, but I
don't think I understand.
Mom: Now, my morality comes from looking at history and biology and
working out what's best for my kids and screw anyone else. That's what
this country's all about. I mean-I mean, I saw the hippies... What a
load of claptrap. Wha-What's your kid going to do at a school with a
name like Moonbeam or Wave or Horseradish or whatever they call 'em.
How can you take your kid to a little league game when you live in a
communal farm growing drugs? It's awful! And that's what my life is
about: Looking down on others.
