Grand Theft Auto quotes thread

[Himu]

Post your favorite GTA quotes!

Michelle: You know what's so great about VCPR?  It's like a shining
torch of cultural enlightenment for Vice City.  In these times of
darkness when the hordes are so uneducated, they can barely understand
multi-syllabic* phrases like, "Clean my shoes better, Narissa, or I'll
report you to the IRS!" or dialectical materialism.  Isn't it great to
have a patronizing voice on the radio?

[Powerslave]

You better tell him, Mario.

She always give me a hard time!

I'll GET YOUR ASS - indian pedestrian in SA

Keep up motherfucker! - Ryder

[Himu]

Alex: I've ensured important tax breaks for gun retailers, real estate
developers, and I've cut the cost of policing, saving the city 2%, or 25
cents per household, over a six year period. 

Callum: At the expense of society.  Think of the little people.  Poor
people have no voice in this city.  Every time I find a park to meditate
in, someone brings in a bulldozer and builds condos.  The madness must
stop.

Alex: So you suggest we just stop making babies?  People need a place to
park their boat and trailer and to put their swimming pool.  You're
beginning to sound red, and by that I mean you prefer a hammer and
sickle over a hamburger.

[Himu]

You better tell him, Mario.

She always give me a hard time!

I'll GET YOUR ASS - indian pedestrian in SA

Keep up motherfucker! - Ryder

Build your own damn theme park in your own damn state!  Florida theme
parks is for Florida people only!  That's what I say.  I mean, I don't
go to Alabama to visit a theme park, so why do they come here?

[Mupepe]

this is the worst thread ever

[trippingmartian]

GTA: LCS

Maria Latore: Do you want to come in for a... uh... coffee?
Toni Cipriani: I'll pass.

 

[Powerslave]

I like the pedestrian qoutes more than the script.

[Cheebs]

Shut up about GTA, you are way to obsessed with this franchise.

[MrAngryFace]

Its a shit franchise. OWNED.


Actually I own Vice City mostly so I can cruise around in 80s cars and listen to 80s music then turn off the console till I need another fix.

[Himu]

AMERICAN SHOULD BE SPOKEN PROPERLY

GTA: LCS

Maria Latore: Do you want to come in for a... uh... coffee?
Toni Cipriani: I'll pass.

 

 

[Cheebs]

I love GTA but Himuro can you just LIKE something? You obsesse to death about Shenmue and now this.

[Himu]

I love GTA but Himuro can you just LIKE something? You obsesse to death about Shenmue and now this.

I've always liked GTA. Suck my balls.

[Cheebs]

I love GTA but Himuro can you just LIKE something? You obsesse to death about Shenmue and now this.

I've always liked GTA. Suck my balls.

I know. But you OBSESSE over it, like Shenmue. You get way to into it and its weird. 

[Himu]

It's no different from  you movie heads obsessing for one movie one week and then obsessing about another. Dark Shake has obsessed about 10 x more things than me.

I'm not obsessed with GTA at all. I just report news because it's my most anticipated game this year, and I was playing Vice City the other day and admired the dialogue enough to start this thread. That's really it.

[Himu]

It's obvious I have ocd, so why can't you give a guy a break? I can't fucking help it.

[Cheebs]

It's obvious I have ocd, so why can't you give a guy a break? I can't fucking help it.

poor himumumu