You think you had a bad day? I spent 3 hours getting a printer to work only to have it run out of ink. I kicked a hole into my wall because of the printer. I decided to drop physics 25 days before the final. I burnt the food i was making for supper. I got no homework done. There is nothing on TV. My mom came home from work sick. And i had to listen to kids try and read Shakespeare for an hour and a half.
i woke up late for work. forgot to bring money for lunch. my boss said the first 2 people that can point out a problem with some report, gets free lunch tomorrow. yeah, i can't fucking figure out what's wrong with it. "valid point, but not the point"

How about "Steak for effort!!!!"
i get off early tomorrow and planned on spending it with julia, but oh fucking wait, some bitch called off for tomorrow and she has to work. my balls itch. TVC isn't sending me a gift. STALKER won't work on my fucking computer.