Who the fuck even LIKES Wasabi?

[MrAngryFace]

I picked up some sushi in the cafeteria, selection was low since they were shutting down for the day, but OF COURSE there's fukin WASABI invading my sushi and the shit imo tastes like some kind of paint thinning chemical...not that ive had that before but if I were to GUESS at what they taste is like I would say wasabi.

Its the pumpernickle bread of condiments.

[Van Cruncheon]

i thought this was about GAF's WasabiKing and i was gonna say because i like WasabiKing.

however, wasabi the food is ICKZ0RZ.

[Flannel Boy]

I like to drown sushi in soy. If I use wasabi, I only use a really small amount.

[MrAngryFace]

I like how I can fuckin TASTE IT on sushi two rows away from the wasabi

[Human Snorenado]

Yeah, I like to use soy and pickled ginger on my veggie sushi.  Wasabi ftl.

[Saint Cornelius]

I love Wasabi, but I'm a big fan of spicy shiz.

Wasabi peas are a fucking tasty-taste snack.

Evilbore am fully pussies.

[FatalT]

I enjoy me a good fire in my mouth.

[Ichirou]

I like wasabi, but I love pumpernickle.  Your analogy fails, good sir.

[hyp]

these rock.

[Robo]

I buy a bag of wasabi cashews occasionally, but I can't stand it as a condiment to anything.  Other than being spicey, the stuff just generally tastes like shit and pollutes nearly everything it's put on.

[Himu]

I'm a big fan of spicy stuff, so I like wasabi. It's really great because one dab of Wasabi can clear your sinuses.

[Madrun Badrun]

in small amounts its fine.  Don't like much soy on my sushi either. 

[Saint Cornelius]

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these rock.

oh fuck yes they do

[CajoleJuice]

i thought this was about GAF's WasabiKing and i was gonna say because i like WasabiKing.

Same here.

I don't know anything about the food.

[Error Macro]

If you mix half wasabi and half soy sauce together, it's not so bad.

[MrAngryFace]

Bleh, my mom raised me on bland foods, so spicy is out for MAF

[FatalT]

I've never actually had sushi before. I need to broaden my horizons.

[MrAngryFace]

The california roll is probably the most newb friendly.

[Error Macro]

I've never actually had sushi before. I need to broaden my horizons.

I'd start out with the California rolls, then move on from there.  edit: MAF beat me!

I used to go to this really authentic Japanese sushi house here in town with my friend and his brother, who was like this big time sushi connoisseur.  It was kind of some phase we went through, I guess.  I honestly don't care if I never eat sushi again.

[FatalT]

I'll definitely try it the next time I'm somewhere that has it. I know this Chinese buffet restaurant that usually has it but I've never actually felt the need to try any. I haven't been there in a while, either.

[Saint Cornelius]

I'll definitely try it the next time I'm somewhere that has it. I know this Chinese buffet restaurant that usually has it but I've never actually felt the need to try any. I haven't been there in a while, either.

Oh god, don't get BUFFET sushi. You'll never want that shit again.

Also, stay away from Supermarket Sushi.

[Error Macro]

Wasn't there some thread here recently where everyone was all hyped up on calamari?  Yech, get that shit away from me.  I can still remember the texture   

[Cyanista]

I hate sushi

The california roll is the only thing that's edible, and even then - what's the point!?!?  I always get chicken tempure and a sapporo when I go out for "sushi" with peeps.

[MrAngryFace]

Sushi, at least from the cafeteria is great when ive already had lunch but im still hungry but I dont wanna weigh myself down.

[Error Macro]

Sushi is honestly pretty fucking disgusting.  I'd rather have my seafood cooked, thank you very much.

Although I don't like seafood really.   

[MrAngryFace]

My grandma makes good sushi, I need to remind her to make some!

[Van Cruncheon]

mmmmmm, calamari. CHEWY SQUIDZ FTW

[Error Macro]

SHUT UP YOU

[Mupepe]

you see, they fill the fries with wasabi sauce...

[Oblivion]

Damn, I thought this was about the tool from GAF. 

[etiolate]

I couldn't eat sushi without the wasabi, ts mandatory for me.

[CajoleJuice]

Damn, I thought this was about the tool from GAF. 

WasabiKing >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you

[Howard Alan Treesong]

Sushi is the best food on this planet and a better argument for a benevolent Creator than anything Kirk Cameron has ever come up with:

Dawkins: There is no rational way that a person could believe--
Cameron: Here, eat this lightly-seared toro salmon garnished lemon and crushed sea salt.
Dawkins: *chew chew* ...HALLELUJAH!

Anyways, sushi without wasabi is like, I dunno, french fries without ketchup, or pizza without cheese. YOU CAN'T TAKE IT OUT. They did in the U.S., sure, cause it's a bunch of Godless heathens who get scared if any part of their famires dinner hasn't been charred to the consistency of used tire, but in JAPAN--the country where sushi CAME FROM--the sushi chefs put the wasabi directly into the sushi, not as a separate garnish, because they're not all huge crybaby pussies like here in this thread.

It's possible you've only had shitty wasabi, if you're eating buffet and supermarket stuff. Like horseradish, sauerkraut, and other potent potables, wasabi is best served fresh or not at all. But to get rid of it entirely? FUCK YOU.

[Van Cruncheon]

sorry mang, it's too inedibly bitter-hot for my bland swedish palate. WACKY JAPPY INDEED.

[Saint Cornelius]

Did your vagina itch when it first grew in or was it a pretty easy adjustment, Doug?

[Howard Alan Treesong]

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Picture of aforementioned YHWH-proving sushi.

[Van Cruncheon]

:'(

[Error Macro]

There cannot be a benevolent god when such things as calamari are allowed to inhabit the earth.

Disease.  Famine.  CALAMARI.

[Saint Cornelius]

Calamari is really good when done well, but really, REALLY terrible when it's not.

I like good calamari.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

IF (calamari == fried)
 THEN (calamari = awesome)
ELSE
 blech();

[Ichirou]

Octopus is okay, but squid - blecch.

[tiesto]

Wasabi is great, I'll put on a whole ton of it. Pickled ginger is gross, it tastes like soap. Fried calamari fucking rocks, especially served with cut up cherry peppers and spicy marinara sauce. I absolutely love spicy foods.

[G The Resurrected]

I love fire, but wasabi burns my nose and i cry. Habaneros dont even fuck with me like wasabit does. I like pickled ginger, terriaki sauce, and fire oil on my sushi, or plum pot sticker sauce. MMMM love me some tiger sushi with some spicy california rolls minus the egg or avacado. Love carrots and cuccumber though.

[cubicle47b]

I love wasabi.  I think I go for sushi just to have wasabi, actually.

[etiolate]

I just had california rolls with wasabi

[xnikki118x]

I don't know that I've ever had wasabi. I've had various types of sushi though and not liked any of them.

Selection is limited for me since I'm allergic to shellfish, but I've had I believe red snapper sushi, tuna sushi...whatever it is that Ecro likes and orders, hah. I'll try mostly anything, but I don't like a lot of things.

[Ichirou]

If you've had sushi, you've had wasabi, since sushi already comes with wasabi (it's what holds the meat and the rice together).

[Ecrofirt]

I usually take a bit of the wasabi and mix it with my soy sauce.

I also take a small amount of wasabi and put it on top of whatever sushi I'm eating. I then dip the sushi in the soy sauce and eat it.

[whiteACID]

I don't even know what Wasabi is, I have such sheltered eating habits.

[DJ_Tet]

I don't even know what Wasabi is, I have such sheltered eating habits.

So I'm guessing that whole "Whazzup" commercial that merged into "Whazzzaabi" was lost on you.

And don't worry, Ohio was like going back in time.  In 20 years you guys will have sushi too.

[Saint Cornelius]

I had sushi last night because of this thread.  They even had Sea Urchin.

Me too! It was a hideous experience though.