Phoenix Dark, here is your chance

[Yeti]

http://www.nee-antwerpen.be/index-eng.htm

I am the leading NEE party senate candidate in Belgium. And due to popular demand, I will give 40,000 blowjobs to anyone who requests one on this page.

It started with our response to incredible claims that were made by other parties in Belgium, several parties promised new job opportunities in ridiculous amounts. We responded with a parody campaign for which I posed naked and promised our voters 400.000 new jobs.

This national campaign resulted in international media attention and I received hundreds of e-mails asking for 400,000 blowjobs. If this would get us even more media attention, I'm willing to give 40,000 blowjobs to make the statement.

According to my planning this would take me 500 days to tour around the world, visiting all the ones who signed up for a blowjob on this page, giving 80 blowjobs per day. So the offer is limited, sign up while you still can.

Click the button if you would like me to give you a blowjob.

What do you think PD

-submitting several applications will not result in more blowjobs
-Services for female applicants can only be provided in Second Life if the applicant has the necessary avatar modifications

oh sorry Michelle, looks like you'd have to get it over second life.

[Ichirou]

This is fake, it's from some Belgian asshole GAFfer who kept posting up this fake shit between him and his gf (Tia? Same girl on that page), and then posted other stuff pretending he'd just "found it" online.  People realized he was spamming the forum and he ended up getting his ass permabanned.

[Phoenix Dark]

This is fake, it's from some Belgian asshole GAFfer who kept posting up this fake shit between him and his gf (Tia? Same girl on that page), and then posted other stuff pretending he'd just "found it" online.  People realized he was spamming the forum and he ended up getting his ass permabanned.

Yeah, it's fake. But I still signed up twice, like a week ago

[Ichirou]