Author Topic: I want to introduce myself formally (Read 1699 times)

FancyFeast · « **on:** May 18, 2007, 12:01:33 AM »

One night after my formal ritual bris

my foreskin was removed, so i put it under my pillow.

Much to my surprise when I awoke the next morning I found a tiny baby hanmster under my pillow.

After much nuturing and care on my part, that young hamster grew up to be a bright young shiney boy.

I named that baby hamster 'Evilore'. which is the name I used to call my glands before they were ripped in two.

I hear he grew up to be quite the cocksucking idiot.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1 on:** May 18, 2007, 12:05:32 AM »

I think we have been sent a gaf mod undercover, to see if we still hate.

Stop this shit. Evilore is just fine.

Scurvy Stan · « **Reply #2 on:** May 18, 2007, 12:08:40 AM »

You better be a super hot chick who posts nudes of herself daily or I'm adding you to my ignore list.

DeezNutzRBlue · « **Reply #3 on:** May 18, 2007, 12:14:46 AM »

You are a fucking distinguished mentally-challenged fellow. Shit, I've just lost a minute of my life. Asshole.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #4 on:** May 18, 2007, 12:57:57 AM »

would you date short men?

Ichirou · « **Reply #5 on:** May 18, 2007, 01:57:54 AM »

There's already a stickied thread for new EB members, no need to start a new one.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #6 on:** May 18, 2007, 02:20:31 AM »

!!!!!!!!!!!WARNING! SUPER HOT CHICK APPROACHING!!!!!!!!!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7 on:** May 18, 2007, 02:21:41 AM »

Best introduction post ever. If ever I want to go out with a bang on GAF, I'll post that

Ichirou · « **Reply #8 on:** May 18, 2007, 02:24:01 AM »

Some of the mods on GAF are huge dicks but I've always thought Evilore was a good guy.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #9 on:** May 18, 2007, 02:26:48 AM »

He's not, trust me I played Kohan with him

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #10 on:** May 18, 2007, 02:29:34 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on May 18, 2007, 02:24:01 AM

Some of the mods on GAF are huge dicks but I've always thought Evilore was a good guy.

He's always been nothing but kind and awesome to me as well. I know that others had their quarrels with him, but I certainly haven't ever had any.

I played Supreme Commander with him a month or two ago and he was really a kind person.

Ichirou · « **Reply #11 on:** May 18, 2007, 02:32:47 AM »

I do not know what this "Kohan" is.

I've spoken to Evilore a few times on IRC (usually after a ban or some other kind of trouble) and he's always been really nice and has gone out of his way to help me out at times.

BlackMage · « **Reply #12 on:** May 18, 2007, 02:35:21 AM »

Quote from: Bubblicious Panda on May 18, 2007, 02:26:48 AM

He's not, trust me I played Kohan with him

play, as in present tense? WTF DUDE, why am I not playing?!

Scurvy Stan · « **Reply #13 on:** May 18, 2007, 02:35:58 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on May 18, 2007, 02:32:47 AM

I do not know what this "Kohan" is.

It's this badass old RTS game.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #14 on:** May 18, 2007, 02:37:08 AM »

Evilore is cool. The man loves Commando and Die Hard and I've played CS:S with him a few times.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #15 on:** May 18, 2007, 02:37:57 AM »

I've known evilore longer, he's a child

Ichirou · « **Reply #16 on:** May 18, 2007, 02:38:13 AM »

Yeah, Evilore is cool. FANCYFEAST SUCKS!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** May 18, 2007, 02:38:29 AM »

EvilLore has never really struck me as mean. There have been times when I've had to talk to him over IRC about bans, and he's been really helpful. One time in particular when I was permabanned by accident, and he took the time to straighten things out.

What I don't like is his attitude towards non-GAF boards, mainly this one. From what I understand Willco is friends with many of the GAF mods. So why the hostility? The name...yeah, but still $:-\$

Ichirou · « **Reply #18 on:** May 18, 2007, 02:39:10 AM »

Quote from: Bubblicious Panda on May 18, 2007, 02:37:57 AM

I've known evilore longer, he's a child

I always forget, are you MAF or Drinky?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #19 on:** May 18, 2007, 02:41:45 AM »

MAF

PD: Evilbore is good at the public face, but you hang around him enough you see how he really thinks and likes to behave. He always came off to me as a big ol whiner with a habit of shooting before asking questions. It was easy to set him off over stupid shit like Garden State. I NEVER made fun of his ears, all of my jokes were about stuff he LIKED and he still saw fit to ban me for life. Wtf, grow up you fucking twat.

Vizzys · « **Reply #20 on:** May 18, 2007, 02:42:39 AM »

evilore sucks

I don't get defending the guy, especially here of all places.

Beezy · « **Reply #21 on:** May 18, 2007, 02:44:11 AM »

He never pissed me off personally, but if he's the dumbass that banned me for quoting someone, then fuck him.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #22 on:** May 18, 2007, 02:44:55 AM »

at gaf that could be anyone. They seriously need to fire some of those bipolar mods.

Scurvy Stan · « **Reply #23 on:** May 18, 2007, 02:51:45 AM »

Neogaf has some of the worst mods of any forum I go to, and I go to some bad ones. I have modded on four different boards over the years and I've always stayed out of arguments and inflammatory things because your not a poster, your supposed to be cruising for violations of TOS and making sure the board keeps flowing well. The neogaf mods are like they exact opposite and get right into things and then ban ppl after they helped cause the problem.

Also it's important to be consistent 100% of the time. If you just use some sliding scale ppl never know what the rules really are and nobody follows them properly which happens all too often on there. Luckily neogaf has enough new blood clammering at the walls to get in they can do all that and not kill the whole forum off.

Ichirou · « **Reply #24 on:** May 18, 2007, 02:52:07 AM »

Quote from: Viz on May 18, 2007, 02:42:39 AM

evilore sucks

I don't get defending the guy, especially here of all places.

I can only speak from my personal experience with the guy. Obviously if I'm stating what I think here, as opposed to GAF, I stand to gain no benefit from it. I'm just expressing my honest opinion.

Beezy · « **Reply #25 on:** May 18, 2007, 02:59:32 AM »

Quote from: Scurvy Stan on May 18, 2007, 02:51:45 AM

Neogaf has some of the worst mods of any forum I go to, and I go to some bad ones. I have modded on four different boards over the years and I've always stayed out of arguments and inflammatory things because your not a poster, your supposed to be cruising for violations of TOS and making sure the board keeps flowing well. The neogaf mods are like they exact opposite and get right into things and then ban ppl after they helped cause the problem.

Also it's important to be consistent 100% of the time. If you just use some sliding scale ppl never know what the rules really are and nobody follows them properly which happens all too often on there. Luckily neogaf has enough new blood clammering at the walls to get in they can do all that and not kill the whole forum off.

The best example of this is that dumbass Amirox. I don't understand how he became a mod.

Ichirou · « **Reply #26 on:** May 18, 2007, 03:04:19 AM »

Oh, I could stand here all day and talk about awful mods. Amir0x is the worst of the bunch, though, I agree with you guys. He's a troll who tries to bait people into arguments so he can ban them. He did it with Himuro and I thought it was really fucking unfair.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #27 on:** May 18, 2007, 03:05:19 AM »

NeoGAF just has too many mods....add to that...most of them are fucking insane cause they never leave the house

Vizzys · « **Reply #28 on:** May 18, 2007, 03:20:09 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on May 18, 2007, 02:52:07 AM

Quote from: Viz on May 18, 2007, 02:42:39 AM
evilore sucks

I don't get defending the guy, especially here of all places.

I can only speak from my personal experience with the guy.

Hes an asshole on IRC.

Ichirou · « **Reply #29 on:** May 18, 2007, 03:22:59 AM »

Quote from: Viz on May 18, 2007, 03:20:09 AM

Quote from: Ichirou on May 18, 2007, 02:52:07 AM
Quote from: Viz on May 18, 2007, 02:42:39 AM
evilore sucks

I don't get defending the guy, especially here of all places.

I can only speak from my personal experience with the guy.

Hes an asshole on IRC.

Examples, plz.

Mupepe · « **Reply #30 on:** May 18, 2007, 04:04:48 AM »

Evilore has always been really nice to me anytime I've PM'ed him or spoken to him at all. In fact, besides White Man, he's the only mod who has ever responded to my PM's.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #31 on:** May 18, 2007, 04:25:36 AM »

If we are going to bash mods, bash sporsks.

Fuck that asshole.

And what's the deal with that White Man douche

, he keeps promising me some 90210 for me to rip apart and ITS NOT HERE.

Beezy · « **Reply #32 on:** May 18, 2007, 04:49:24 AM »

Speaking of sporks, his hot girl thread (which happened to be made the day after I was banned

) sucks.

BlackMage · « **Reply #33 on:** May 18, 2007, 04:50:34 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on May 18, 2007, 04:49:24 AM

Speaking of sporks, his hot girl thread (which happened to be made the day after I was banned ) sucks.

yeah it's like he tells you this is where you can masturbate but first let me tie your hands behind your back.

Beezy · « **Reply #34 on:** May 18, 2007, 04:54:23 AM »

Plus there's only 4 blasian pics in the whole thread!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #35 on:** May 18, 2007, 05:21:09 AM »

Wasabi is an admin right? He's the greatest man in red.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

other than White Man of course.

[close]

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #36 on:** May 18, 2007, 06:28:45 AM »

Dude, last warning.

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Author Topic: I want to introduce myself formally (Read 1699 times)