paper ass gaskets; who uses them?

[Mupepe]

i don't think i've ever used one     i should go get tested for AIDS

[Error Macro]

Do you at least hover, or are your ass cheeks making out with the fermented hobo semen on the seat?

It might not just be AIDS.  You may have the superAIDS.

[Mupepe]

well, if it's somewhere like a supermarket or the average public place, i don't use it unless i'm about to crap my pants and then i hover. 

the only place i use the seat with confidence is at work because we have a bathroom just for our staff, so maybe like 5-8 people ever really use it and it's always really clean so i guess i feel safe.

i'm going to schedule any AIDS test for when i get back from my trip.

[Ichirou]

If I ever use a public toilet, I have to shower immediately as soon as I get home.  It makes me feel dirty.

[Madrun Badrun]

I don't use public toilets to poop.  Would rather do it in the parkinglot like a homeless man. 

[Mupepe]

I don't use public toilets to poop.  Would rather do it in the parkinglot like a homeless man. 

[Scurvy Stan]

You probably got hepatitis and cancer-aids.