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[etiolate]

CHAT LOG

But it is worth it


* identify has joined #evilbore
<CrystalGemini> Which I would have actually found interesting.
<identify> I found it!
<CrystalGemini> I am such a nerd.
<CrystalGemini> O_O
<CrystalGemini> Hi.
<identify> finaly....
<CrystalGemini> Wut.
<identify> would you like to see my ff7 (the true story)
<etoilet> I'd say it's a good movie
<CrystalGemini> Who are you?
<CrystalGemini> O_O
<identify> well I'm black death 666
<etoilet> what
<identify> I am one of the few origanals of this chan
<identify> and a huge arthur of commidy writings of video games
* identify is now known as LunarWolf
<etoilet> lunarwolf
<CrystalGemini> Ok...
<etoilet> is more familiar
<CrystalGemini> hahahha
<LunarWolf> thats me
<LunarWolf> eh fogot how to log in
<CrystalGemini> Gaf.
<etoilet> I still don't know you well
<LunarWolf> .
* LunarWolf is now known as BlackDeath666
* BlackDeath666 is now known as LemonDemon
<LemonDemon> heres a link to my commidy writing
<LemonDemon> http://www.azure-reflection.net/ff7mv1.html
<CrystalGemini> OH YEAH.
<LemonDemon> -_- huh?
<LemonDemon> oh yeah wut?
<CrystalGemini> You're the guy that started writing a fanfic of a bunch of GAF posters.
<LemonDemon> O_O ehhhhhhhhh yes
<LemonDemon> -_- dont care about those right now
<CrystalGemini> So...where you looking for #evilbore for a while?
<LemonDemon> I'm hyped up on mountain dewwwwwwwwwwwww
<CrystalGemini> You know there's a link to chat on the main page right?
<CrystalGemini> And a stickied thread with instructions and such.
<CrystalGemini> O_O
<LemonDemon> no eh just feel into a cumputer acoma (it went kerput)
<CrystalGemini> Just FYI.
<LemonDemon> I know
<etoilet> WAIT YOU'RE TEH FANFIC GUY?
<LemonDemon> ..........
<CrystalGemini> hahahhahahah
<etoilet> of course you are, you can't spell comedy
<etoilet> it all makes sense now
<LemonDemon> -_- man your slow huh
<CrystalGemini> That was my reaction!

<CrystalGemini> How old are you Lunar?
<LunarWolf> 15
<LunarWolf> 16
<LunarWolf> almost 17
<CrystalGemini> ....................
<LunarWolf> .........

Someone read his fanfic for me please

[Ichirou]

Perfect.  Now all we needs is for Angels of a Wing to sign up and Evilbore will be complete.

[etiolate]

Isn't this angels of a wing?  I thought angels was the fanfic person? Or was he not?

[CrystalGemini]

Didn't he start putting erotic gay scenes into the story?

[Ichirou]

Angels of a Wing is the guy who started off pretending to be a girl and got discovered by GAF on like his eighth or ninth post.  Then people started to make fun of him because he thought his nickname meant Wings of an Angel in Japanese but it actually meant Angels of a Wing, which some mod then changed his nickname to.  Then he started trying to write GAF fanfiction but got owned when he tried to put Dragona in there.

[etiolate]

<BizzaroSephiroth> tifa sucks me every night on the thirrty fith!

[etiolate]

<IronHeart> I'm having writers block
<Ichirou> You have to actually be a writer to get writer's block.
<IronHeart> -_- dude note I DO WRITE!
<Ichirou> No.  You type.
<Ichirou> There is a difference.
<IronHeart> eh oh eh your WRITE
<IronHeart> ehhem right
<Ichirou> ...
<Ichirou> Jesus Christ.
<CrystalGemini> hahahhahahah

[CrystalGemini]

I'm dyin' here.   

[etiolate]

<etoilet> are you generally a happy person?
<IronHeart> 60%
<etoilet> DO YOU LIKE POCKY?
<CrystalGemini> POCKY.
<IronHeart> 40% Im asleep
<IronHeart> WTF is that?
<etoilet> pocky
<IronHeart> is it a chocobo?
<etoilet> the chocolate covered cookie sticks
<etoilet> no
<IronHeart> no
<CrystalGemini> CHOCOBO.
<etoilet> would you eat a chocolate covered chocobo?
<IronHeart> I perfer to drink m-dew or coke-classic
<CrystalGemini> I WOULD.
<IronHeart> YES
<CrystalGemini> YAY.
<IronHeart> esspecaily if it tasts like chicken!
<etoilet> have you written erotic chocobo stories?
<IronHeart> ...DUH
<IronHeart> let me find it
<etoilet> oh god

I would like to state that before this exchange took place, he denied many questions of sexual nature and reacted with "ew" towards many sex questions and questions about erotic stories..


...but the chocobos he was all over

[CrystalGemini]

<etoilet> are you generally a happy person?
<IronHeart> 60%
<etoilet> DO YOU LIKE POCKY?
<CrystalGemini> POCKY.
<IronHeart> 40% Im asleep
<IronHeart> WTF is that?
<etoilet> pocky
<IronHeart> is it a chocobo?
<etoilet> the chocolate covered cookie sticks
<etoilet> no
<IronHeart> no
<CrystalGemini> CHOCOBO.
<etoilet> would you eat a chocolate covered chocobo?
<IronHeart> I perfer to drink m-dew or coke-classic
<CrystalGemini> I WOULD.
<IronHeart> YES
<CrystalGemini> YAY.
<IronHeart> esspecaily if it tasts like chicken!
<etoilet> have you written erotic chocobo stories?
<IronHeart> ...DUH
<IronHeart> let me find it
<etoilet> oh god

I would like to state that before this exchange took place, he denied many questions of sexual nature and reacted with "ew" towards many sex questions and questions about erotic stories..


...but the chocobos he was all over

WHO WOULDN'T BE?! 

[etiolate]

<IronHeart> http://www.azure-reflection.net/ff7mv27.html

A choice selection for your pleasure:

Chocobo: *eyes glowing red* YOU DARE ATTACK ME FOOLS?!!! I SHALL FEAST ON YOUR FLESH!!! *Peck attack!*

Cloud: MY EYES!!

Barret: MY GROIN!!

Tifa: MY TITS!!!

Chocobo: LET THAT VICIOUS PECKING BE A LESSON!! *It escapes*

Cloud: Scary!

*END BATTLE*

Cloud: Lets do it right this time!

*After capturing two Chocobo's they go back to the ranch*

Chocobo Bill: NAME THEM!

Cloud: Sure! The female can be called 'The Hooker' and the male 'Dick'!

Chocobo Bill: ok! Now you should train at the Gold saucer

Cloud: for fucks sake!

Chocobo Bill: yeah, actually that IS why

*They go to the Gold Saucer*

Ester: HI GUYS!

Cloud: God your Ugly Ester.

Ester: I know.

Cloud: No I mean it, your REALLY ugly Ester, so much in fact I would rather have my genitals hacked off with a slice of cucumber then sleep with you

[Ichirou]

etiolate asked him to describe female genitalia and he's doing it.

[etiolate]

He said he was Angels of a Wing but now he's saying he's not.  He certainly spells like that person did and both write fanfic.

[Ichirou]

I gave up and logged off.  The guy is either a joke character or mentally disabled.

[etiolate]

the motherfucker is still talking, to himself, but still talking

[BlueTsunami]

PD joke character. But who knows?!

[demi]

Dude, I was gonna be a hero in his story. Don't hate, simps.

smh

[Scurvy Stan]

People actually chat in there? Every time I've been in there it's just dead silence.

[CrystalGemini]

People actually chat in there? Every time I've been in there it's just dead silence.

We stop talking when you join.   

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jk 

[close]

[Beezy]

Angels of a Wing is the guy who started off pretending to be a girl and got discovered by GAF on like his eighth or ninth post.  Then people started to make fun of him because he thought his nickname meant Wings of an Angel in Japanese but it actually meant Angels of a Wing, which some mod then changed his nickname to.  Then he started trying to write GAF fanfiction but got owned when he tried to put Dragona in there.

I remember that.

[Ichirou]

The whole Angels of a Wing thing is classic GAF.  But I was talking to the guy yesterday (and despite his denials it's pretty obvious it's the same guy) and I think he's either mentally challenged or a lot younger than he says he is.   

[TVC15]

He was basically banned for writing the fanfic

[Ichirou]

What'll we do if he decides to write Evilbore fanfiction?

[TVC15]

Townie leper? 

[Scurvy Stan]

I'll write a EB fanfic. It'll only be 90% gay subtext though.