ever heard your parents having sex?

[cloudwalking]

prrrrrretty sure that's what i just heard. second time in my life.

jesus fuck. :'( i can't wait to be outta here.

[demi]

Did your dad beat that pussy good?

[Vizzys]

haha

[whiteACID]

Don't say "jesus fuck" that's what I always say

[Himu]

One time in 6th grade, I was playing FFVII and then I heard my mom crying and I was all,'Wtf is that? Mom are you okay?!" and then I saw my parents having sex and I have been scarred ever since.

The real damage came later that night my dad was like,"Garrett...do you know what we were doing..? We were having sex." as if he thought I didn't realize what was going on and that I REALLY needed to know.

[demi]

Your mom cries during sex, lmao. He probably shoved it in her poopshoot.

[cloudwalking]

Don't say "jesus fuck" that's what I always say

lots of people say that

[Mandark]

Hey, I was thinking of posting a thread on the same topic.

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Why, just the other day, I was listening to cloudwalking's parents having sex!

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[Mupepe]

Himuro: whats even funnier is that since you and your dad have the same name, when your mom is cumming and she screams your dads name she is also screaming yours.  i bet she has even thought about you fucking her while your dad is mounted firmly inside of her

[G The Resurrected]

worse i walked in on my grandparents having sex in the very room i now live in. i've heard my parents when i was really young. My dad beat my mother when they had sex/rape whatever

[demi]

Himuro: whats even funnier is that since you and your dad have the same name, when your mom is cumming and she screams your dads name she is also screaming yours.  i bet she has even thought about you fucking her while your dad is mounted firmly inside of her

huahuahuahua

[Takuan]

I've caught 'em in the act. It's pretty awkward, yeah, but they're human.

[etiolate]

SO FAR SO SAFE *crosses fingers*

[Himu]

Himuro: whats even funnier is that since you and your dad have the same name, when your mom is cumming and she screams your dads name she is also screaming yours.  i bet she has even thought about you fucking her while your dad is mounted firmly inside of her

 

[cloudwalking]

everyone should be required by law to stop having sex after age 40

[Error Macro]

My dad beat my mother when they had sex/rape whatever

 

[Himu]

everyone should be required by law to stop having sex after age 40

um...

[demi]

everyone should be required by law to stop having sex after age 40

Yeah... that's not gonna fly with me. No kids AND no sex after 40? 40 isn't even old.

[G The Resurrected]

everyone should be required by law to stop having sex after age 40

Tell us that in 20 years, you wont feel that way for sure. Me personally i want to be having some form of sex when i'm in my 80's

[Himu]

I hope you donate all of your eggs for the benefit of society, cloud.

[Human Snorenado]

worse i walked in on my grandparents having sex in the very room i now live in. i've heard my parents when i was really young. My dad beat my mother when they had sex/rape whatever

It's like he typed something, but all I read is LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE.

[Candyflip]

Yeah. Luckily I haven't seen anything. Eww.

[cloudwalking]

is everyone here's sarcasam detectors broken?

[Robo]

I don't think so, but I heard my dad making a proposition that my mom give him head once.  She refused and went into some tirade about it.  And yeah, they're divorced now.  It's also pretty disgusting to remember, so thanks for this thread.

[Madrun Badrun]

I don't think so, but I heard my dad making a proposition that my mom give him head once.  She refused and went into some tirade about it.  And yeah, they're divorced now.  It's also pretty disgusting to remember, so thanks for this thread.

 

[xnikki118x]

I walked in on my parents when I was a kid. I went downstairs for a glass of water, saw my dad's naked ass on top of my mom in the living room in front of the fireplace, and ran back upstairs and cried.

I locked my door and wouldn't let my mom in because I was afraid I was going to be in trouble because I was supposed to be sleeping. I wasn't, and she got me water, and told me that "Daddy was very embarrassed."

As I got older I heard them more than most people hear their parents having sex. It didn't bother me at that point though, because I'd rather know that they still love each other, you know? It's kinda sweet if you can get passed the part that it's your parents and therefore kinda gross.

[G The Resurrected]

It didn't bother me at that point though, because I'd rather know that they still love each other, you know? It's kinda sweet if you can get passed the part that it's your parents and therefore kinda gross.

i hope when i have kids they feel that way geez. i know i think its nice to know that my grandparents are still getting down every once in a while.

[demi]

HUAHUAHUAHA was he mounted doggy style, nikki?

[Beezy]

I've never heard them or seen them. Once when I was young, I walked passed their room late one night to go to the kitchen and I heard the bedsprings squeaking.

[xnikki118x]

HUAHUAHUAHA was he mounted doggy style, nikki?

I'm thinking missionary from the way the image of my dad's naked ass is burned into my brain.

There are so many wonderful childhood memories that I have forgotten. Why do I have to remember this one?

[G The Resurrected]

Clit Lovin good  /eddiemuprhylaugh

[Ichirou]

This sounds suspiciously like a lemurs thread.

[Madrun Badrun]

This sounds suspiciously like a lemurs thread.

Lemurs is really jarosh? 

[Ichirou]

This sounds suspiciously like a lemurs thread.

Lemurs is really jarosh? 

cloudwalking = jarosh = lemurs

But seriously, this is exactly the type of thread Lemurs would make.  In fact, I think she made a very similar one on GAF once.  I AM SUSPICIOUS.

[Madrun Badrun]

This sounds suspiciously like a lemurs thread.

Lemurs is really jarosh? 

cloudwalking = jarosh = lemurs

But seriously, this is exactly the type of thread Lemurs would make.  In fact, I think she made a very similar one on GAF once.  I AM SUSPICIOUS.

I think she made this thread here, and Mupepe had the same reply!

[TVC15]

I've heard my parents when i was really young. My dad beat my mother when they had sex/rape whatever

This is fucking hot.

[G The Resurrected]

I've heard my parents when i was really young. My dad beat my mother when they had sex/rape whatever

This is fucking hot.

So your place or mine?

[Ichirou]

This sounds suspiciously like a lemurs thread.

Lemurs is really jarosh? 

cloudwalking = jarosh = lemurs

But seriously, this is exactly the type of thread Lemurs would make.  In fact, I think she made a very similar one on GAF once.  I AM SUSPICIOUS.

I think she made this thread here, and Mupepe had the same reply!

Who is this "Mupepe" of whom you speak?

[Powerslave]

Your mom cries during sex, lmao.

thats actually pretty hot

[Madrun Badrun]

This sounds suspiciously like a lemurs thread.

Lemurs is really jarosh? 

cloudwalking = jarosh = lemurs

But seriously, this is exactly the type of thread Lemurs would make.  In fact, I think she made a very similar one on GAF once.  I AM SUSPICIOUS.

I think she made this thread here, and Mupepe had the same reply!

Who is this "Mupepe" of whom you speak?

ahhhhhh the forum is playing tricks on me!  When I came in here it said this thread was started TODAY!  But now it doesnt and that means this thread is the thread I thought Lemurs made.  Madness!!!! 

[Ichirou]

This thread was made today, wasn't it?

[TVC15]

I've heard my parents when i was really young. My dad beat my mother when they had sex/rape whatever

This is fucking hot.

So your place or mine?

Who gets to be the raper and who gets to be the rapee?  I LOVE making people cry.

[BlackMage]

Just think, when your dad is doing your mom doggy style, his low hanging balls are prolly slappin her stomach, and then his lower back.

[Madrun Badrun]

This thread was made today, wasn't it?

O right just the day changed.    Jeez thought I was going insane there. 

[Ichirou]

This thread was made today, wasn't it?

O right just the day changed.    Jeez thought I was going insane there. 

You are a madman.  :tbslol :tbslol :tbslol

[Madrun Badrun]

This thread was made today, wasn't it?

O right just the day changed.    Jeez thought I was going insane there. 

You are a madman.  :tbslol :tbslol :tbslol

Muahahaha.  actually just really tired.  I've been getting up like ever 2 hours the last week in sleep and going to bed at 3-4 am    The pills do nothing anymore. 

[Ichirou]

Once I got out of university, the stress level just faded away.  I am worried about going back to continue my studies.  It's so relaxing not having that stuff hanging over you anymore.

[TVC15]

Once I got out of university, the stress level just faded away.  I am worried about going back to continue my studies.  It's so relaxing not having that stuff hanging over you anymore.

Just wait until your Saturn's Return.  I'm not even there yet, but the shit is getting heavy.  Makes university stress seem like grade school.

[G The Resurrected]

I've heard my parents when i was really young. My dad beat my mother when they had sex/rape whatever

This is fucking hot.

So your place or mine?

Who gets to be the raper and who gets to be the rapee?  I LOVE making people cry.

We can take turns!!!

[Ichirou]

Once I got out of university, the stress level just faded away.  I am worried about going back to continue my studies.  It's so relaxing not having that stuff hanging over you anymore.

Just wait until your Saturn's Return.  I'm not even there yet, but the shit is getting heavy.  Makes university stress seem like grade school.

I'm already there, I turned 28 this year.

[Shuri]

All the time when I was a kid, and it fucked me up. It's really awful when you are a kid. It made me hate night time. They just didnt give a damn. I used to start my gameboy with Tetris and put my headphones on and let the song selection menu music on loop over and over again while closing my eyes. 

I'm never ever going have my kids to feel like I felt. It was too horrible. It made me feel like shit. I guess thats why I'm such a ninja when it comes to it today. One of my girlfriend told me that at first, she thought she wasnt good because I was completly silent when we were going at it 

[whiteACID]

Just think, when your dad is doing your mom doggy style, his low hanging balls are prolly slappin her stomach, and then his lower back.

I can't imagine a position where that would be possible.

[etiolate]

thems some low hangin balls

[Tauntaun]

Just think, when your dad is doing your mom doggy style, his low hanging balls are prolly slappin her stomach, and then his lower back.

I can't imagine a position where that would be possible.

been there, done that 

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or have I?

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[Powerslave]

All the time when I was a kid, and it fucked me up. It's really awful when you are a kid. It made me hate night time. They just didnt give a damn. I used to start my gameboy with Tetris and put my headphones on and let the song selection menu music on loop over and over again while closing my eyes. 

omg hahaha

[DeezNutzRBlue]

Mine used to make me film it.

[Tauntaun]

When I have kids I'm gonna give my wife like 18 orgasms a night and then when their teachers call to say they're falling asleep in class I'll tell them it's cause I give the wife mad secks. Then I'll puff my chest out and walk my kids to school the next day with a boner while wearing spandex. 

[Cheebs]

When I have kids I'm gonna give my wife like 18 orgasms a night and then when their teachers call to say they're falling asleep in class I'll tell them it's cause I give the wife mad secks. Then I'll puff my chest out and walk my kids to school the next day with a boner while wearing spandex. 

no one will marry you with a avatar like this:

[Tauntaun]

When I have kids I'm gonna give my wife like 18 orgasms a night and then when their teachers call to say they're falling asleep in class I'll tell them it's cause I give the wife mad secks. Then I'll puff my chest out and walk my kids to school the next day with a boner while wearing spandex. 

no one will marry you with a avatar like this:
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awww, it's like a post bursting with cute.

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I'm already married and we want to have kids one day, I'm halfway there. 

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[Himu]

Just think, when your dad is doing your mom doggy style, his low hanging balls are prolly slappin her stomach, and then his lower back.