Author Topic: Eric Bana is a liar (Read 2861 times)

Ichirou · « **on:** May 22, 2007, 09:03:08 PM »

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Actor Eric Bana has praised movie bosses for replacing him with Edward Norton in upcoming sequel The Incredible Hulk. Bana, who played Bruce Banner in filmmaker Ang Lee's original 2003 movie Hulk, is pleased he wasn't offered the role as he may not have subsequently landed critically acclaimed parts in movies such as Munich. He tells Australia's Herald Sun newspaper, "If it came up in the right amount of time I might have (done it) but, you know, in an ideal world it has not been a bad thing for me. I think it's even better that they've got a new guy and better again that they've got someone of the caliber of Edward Norton. You know, I can't wait to see it. And I suppose if they had come back in the right amount of time I wouldn't have been doing films like Munich." But Bana insists he never considered making more than one Hulk movie when he signed up to appear in the original film. He adds, "I never went into the first one thinking I was going to do three films. I didn't think the word franchise, or the word sequel. To me it always appeared as a one-off opportunity." Shooting on The Incredible Hulk is scheduled to begin this summer in Toronto, Canada.

Nobody knew who the hell Eric Bana was before the Hulk movie. He signed a contract for three movies, and they're letting him out of it, but now he's lying and saying that he only ever intended to do one.

FILTHY LIAR PANTS ON FIRE ERIC BANANA

Vizzys · « **Reply #1 on:** May 22, 2007, 09:04:32 PM »

Ichirou · « **Reply #2 on:** May 22, 2007, 09:06:34 PM »

Eric Bana is this guy who thinks he's a star but has never been in a successful movie.

Cyanista · « **Reply #3 on:** May 22, 2007, 09:12:16 PM »

Was Troy not successful? Munich? Blackhawk Down?

Eric Bana

*i so don't want to know how tall he is.

edit: OMG I LIED he's 6'3"

Ichirou · « **Reply #4 on:** May 22, 2007, 09:15:09 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on May 22, 2007, 09:12:16 PM

Was Troy not successful? Munich? Blackhawk Down?

Eric Bana

*I so don't want to know how tall he is.

Troy made money but it was not the big success Brad Pitt and company expected it to be.

Munich was a disappointment.

Eric Banana was not the star of Blackhawk Down.

ERIC BANANAAAAA

EDIT: He may be over six feet tall, but he has funky ears. And he's a liar. Like G.

Cyanista · « **Reply #5 on:** May 22, 2007, 09:25:59 PM »

Error Macro · « **Reply #6 on:** May 22, 2007, 09:27:14 PM »

-deducting points for Ichirou

You can't mess with Hoot, man.

BHD is a jizzgasm for war/action movie nuts.

Ichirou · « **Reply #7 on:** May 22, 2007, 09:30:27 PM »

According to you, my rating is probably like -1,000 so far, so forgive me if I don't much care whether you deduct points or not.

Black Hawk Down was awesome. I am not saying Eric Bana is a bad actor. I am just saying he has never carried a movie successfully and that he is a liar.

Cyanista · « **Reply #8 on:** May 22, 2007, 09:31:09 PM »

But, do you agree he is dead sexy?

Ichirou · « **Reply #9 on:** May 22, 2007, 09:31:42 PM »

He's not my type, sorry.

Scurvy Stan · « **Reply #10 on:** May 22, 2007, 09:39:37 PM »

Oh, that guy.

Error Macro · « **Reply #11 on:** May 22, 2007, 09:43:38 PM »

Even I, an outstanding specimen of heterosexuality, cannot deny his sexiness. (I think Cyan rounded up on his height, though

)

I might just tape a picture of him to my mirror as a goal for how I want to look by, say... fall? Sure, fall.

Ichirou · « **Reply #12 on:** May 22, 2007, 09:46:07 PM »

Quote from: Error Macro on May 22, 2007, 09:43:38 PM

Even I, an outstanding specimen of heterosexuality, cannot deny his sexiness. (I think Cyan rounded up on his height, though )

He's okay-looking at best, but he has a big nose and big ears. I think Cyanista is distracted by his pumped up body to notice he has the male equivalent of a butterface.

Error Macro · « **Reply #13 on:** May 22, 2007, 09:53:50 PM »

He does not! You take that back!

*sensitive about similar looking nose and ears* :'(

Cyanista · « **Reply #14 on:** May 22, 2007, 10:14:30 PM »

E-mac does kind of look like him.

And Bana has a distinct look and a soulful face. I think he's very handsome as well as hot.

Ichirou · « **Reply #15 on:** May 22, 2007, 10:21:25 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on May 22, 2007, 10:14:30 PM

E-mac does kind of look like him.

And Bana has a distinct look and a soulful face. I think he's very handsome as well as hot.

Do you also find Saint Cornelius attractive?

Cyanista · « **Reply #16 on:** May 22, 2007, 10:24:12 PM »

Not as attractive as I find your mom.

S.C. is pretty funny, though. I think I'll quote him here: get off my dick, poindexter

Ichirou · « **Reply #17 on:** May 22, 2007, 10:26:13 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on May 22, 2007, 10:24:12 PM

Not as attractive as I find your mom.

S.C. is pretty funny, though. I think I'll quote him here: get off my dick, poindexter

It's my thread, babycheeks.

Oblivion · « **Reply #18 on:** May 22, 2007, 11:25:24 PM »

I liked Troy.

Mike Works · « **Reply #19 on:** May 23, 2007, 12:38:08 AM »

i'm not gonna lie, if i ever turn gay, i'd probably watch Troy every day just for Eric Bana as Hector

Yeti · « **Reply #20 on:** May 23, 2007, 03:06:13 AM »

Hector was my favorite character in Troy. Everyone else were assholes.

captainbiotch · « **Reply #21 on:** May 23, 2007, 03:15:35 AM »

watching troy right now, don't go hector :'(

Powerslave · « **Reply #22 on:** May 23, 2007, 03:52:41 PM »

One word: Chopper.

Cyanista · « **Reply #23 on:** May 23, 2007, 03:57:46 PM »

Quote from: Mike Works on May 23, 2007, 12:38:08 AM

i'm not gonna lie, if i ever turn gay, i'd probably watch Troy every day just for Eric Bana as Hector

and this is just funny.

Brad, you so sassy.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #24 on:** May 23, 2007, 04:02:08 PM »

I wish I had all day to work out and eat healthy.

Cyanista · « **Reply #25 on:** May 23, 2007, 04:03:37 PM »

Your wife probably does, too.

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Author Topic: Eric Bana is a liar (Read 2861 times)