Author Topic: Dawn of Mana - I dont get it.  (Read 1450 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

MrAngryFace

  • I have the most sensible car on The Bore
  • Senior Member
Dawn of Mana - I dont get it.
« on: May 23, 2007, 12:38:53 AM »
Take Kingdom Hearts, a game morons everywhere love despite its bullshit camera and relatively boring whack whack bullshit combat. Now take away the stupid bend-over antics for the disney license and the fan-service shit, and what do you fucking have? Dawn of Mana.

The critics bashing Dawn of Mana are just reinforcing the idea that Kingdom Hearts got the scores it did because goofy was saying shit and donald didnt have his pants on. You know all that bitching about the camera and targeting in Dawn of Mana reviews? Its the SAME FUCKING THING AS KINGDOM HEARTS. If people could tollerate two fucking games of that I think they can suffer a game with a story that isn't so fucking prancy emo bullshit OMG I HAVE AMNESIA.

The only thing I can say that really dings the game, is that it gives the players a lot of skills that Kingdom Hearts never did. Youre saying "but maf more is better!". Well imagine having to bounce shit around and aim shit while you bounce it in tight quarters with a Kingdom Hearts camera.

Thankfully MOST of this is mitigated by the auto-targeting of your vine-sword-whatsit. There's also the manual targeting which thankfully is split between object targeting and enemy targeting. I generally use enemy targeting but the game really wants you to use objects and other enemies and the vine whip to put the hurt on the bad guys. It takes a few minutes to practice with the vine whip and realize its limitations before you can use it effectively in combat, but once you have it down its a great defensive and offensive tool. The slingshot feature sucks until you get spirit powers for it, which is almost right away. My favorite so far is the earth spirit slingshot shot because it hits the target it creates a gravity field that pulls in all objects and enemies which brings MAJOR pain. You also have a weird spirit that follows you around and casts various magic spells.

The game looks fantastic, the ps2 is being maxed the fuck out this year. The VA is well above average and the music is typical Mana music. I could go on about production values but any Square/Enix title on PS2 this year is obviously going to be stunning.

In short this is probably a B-/C+ game that will no doubt cause me the same fucking camera frustration the first Kingdom Hearts did but hey, at least Donald isn't showing me his dingaling.
o_0

Van Cruncheon

  • live mas or die trying
  • Banned
Re: Dawn of Mana - I dont get it.
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2007, 12:41:52 AM »
the video made it look like kh/kh2 minus the godawful fan service, so no surprises here. of course, the fans don't buy kh games for the gameplay; they buy them because their balls haven't dropped and/or their mcdonald's-grade health care doesn't cover estrogen pills.
duc

MrAngryFace

  • I have the most sensible car on The Bore
  • Senior Member
Re: Dawn of Mana - I dont get it.
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2007, 12:46:07 AM »
Im a fan of the latest 'whack whack' Mana games so its clear im suffering for my interests, but I just think Dawn of Mana got a really obnoxious black mark for doing something a supposedly AAA title did a few years ago :(
o_0

Vizzys

  • green hair connoisseur
  • Senior Member
Re: Dawn of Mana - I dont get it.
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2007, 01:16:45 AM »
lolz "teh kiddy" remarks strike again

« Last Edit: May 23, 2007, 01:57:06 AM by Viz »
萌え~

Re: Dawn of Mana - I dont get it.
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2007, 01:54:48 AM »
The fact that your levels are reset after you complete a level rubbed me the wrong way when playing the Japanese verion.
野球

Beezy

  • Senior Member
Re: Dawn of Mana - I dont get it.
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2007, 01:55:39 AM »
TRASH

MrAngryFace

  • I have the most sensible car on The Bore
  • Senior Member
Re: Dawn of Mana - I dont get it.
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2007, 01:56:05 AM »
U R ALL LOZARS
o_0

Van Cruncheon

  • live mas or die trying
  • Banned
Re: Dawn of Mana - I dont get it.
« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2007, 02:03:23 AM »
lolz "teh kiddy remarks" strike again



sometimes, shit actually *is* for little kids, duder
duc

MrAngryFace

  • I have the most sensible car on The Bore
  • Senior Member
Re: Dawn of Mana - I dont get it.
« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2007, 02:08:40 AM »
ITS FUKIN DISNEY STFU
o_0

demi

  • cooler than willco
  • Administrator
Re: Dawn of Mana - I dont get it.
« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2007, 02:09:36 AM »
Well, you sold me. I'm gonna go rent it tomorrow if they have it. If it's the SAM FUKIN THANG as Kingdom Hearts I'm bound to like it.
fat

Vizzys

  • green hair connoisseur
  • Senior Member
Re: Dawn of Mana - I dont get it.
« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2007, 02:13:32 AM »
lulz

kingdom hearts sure, ssb nah
萌え~

Himu

  • Senior Member
Re: Dawn of Mana - I dont get it.
« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2007, 02:15:15 AM »
lmao

donald showing his dingaling :D
IYKYK

TVC15

  • Laugh when you can, it’s cheap medicine -LB
  • Senior Member
Re: Dawn of Mana - I dont get it.
« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2007, 02:24:18 AM »
The fact that your levels are reset after you complete a level rubbed me the wrong way when playing the Japanese verion.

Yeah, this is one of the lamest gameplay conceits ever.
serge

MrAngryFace

  • I have the most sensible car on The Bore
  • Senior Member
Re: Dawn of Mana - I dont get it.
« Reply #13 on: May 23, 2007, 02:30:39 AM »
Whats wrong with Level 1? MAYBE ITS LIKE GOLF
o_0

Howard Alan Treesong

  • キング・メタル・ドラゴン
  • Icon
Re: Dawn of Mana - I dont get it.
« Reply #14 on: May 23, 2007, 11:35:56 AM »
your Kingdom Hearts bashing will not trick me into liking Dawn of Mana! the enemy of my enemy is NOT my friend.
乱学者

MrAngryFace

  • I have the most sensible car on The Bore
  • Senior Member
Re: Dawn of Mana - I dont get it.
« Reply #15 on: May 23, 2007, 12:23:01 PM »
I SAID its a B-/C+ game. I've also made it clear that my like for the latest hack n slash mana games is what lets me enjoy this.

But still you should buy it and convince yourself its good!
o_0

bluemax

  • Senior Member
Re: Dawn of Mana - I dont get it.
« Reply #16 on: May 23, 2007, 04:06:56 PM »
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this. I always said if it wasn't for the shitty ass fan service no one would like that piece of shit Kingdom Hearts. People tried to convince me it gets better in the second one but fuck if I care about Donald Duck enough to try it.

I'll probably give DoM a rental but I'm not made of money so I can't rush out and buy it.
NO

Junpei the Tracer!

  • I started with Nightbright and ended with Comics
  • Senior Member
Re: Dawn of Mana - I dont get it.
« Reply #17 on: May 23, 2007, 04:36:52 PM »
I seen so many copies of this today maybe I should have bought it instead of OS.
Boo

hyp

  • Casual Gamer™
  • Senior Member
Re: Dawn of Mana - I dont get it.
« Reply #18 on: May 23, 2007, 06:26:18 PM »
sounds like a gamefly to me.  thanks for the impressions
pyh

Scurvy Stan

  • Member
Re: Dawn of Mana - I dont get it.
« Reply #19 on: May 23, 2007, 07:32:22 PM »
Hah, you like bad games.
^_^