Ugh, that's stupid.
If you're going to be arrogant and pretentious on your freaking box, at least make a claim that you can keep. Something like "Ten times better than the other shitty loli animu games you've bought this year" might have worked well and would have definitely earned a plus in the review.
Sorry I didn't ping you last night-I got caught up refining my Supreme Commander build orders and playing some mulitplayer of that due to the big huge patch. I might be up for an AoE3 game this weekend or next week sometime, and have been working a bit on my Aztec rush (though my deck to support that SUX).