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« Reply #60 on: May 24, 2007, 01:29:01 PM »
looks a bit down's, sorry 'peps :'(
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« Reply #61 on: May 24, 2007, 01:29:32 PM »
Himuro: Like I trust the opinion of a man who defends 160 lb ham beasts

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« Reply #62 on: May 24, 2007, 01:31:31 PM »
Darla's got the chin of a man. Sure she's not packing a peter in there? I thought you said you gave up being gay.
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« Reply #63 on: May 24, 2007, 01:33:57 PM »
This thread is awesome.  It gives me like two or three names to add to my "Tour the US and Kill Pedos Slowly and Painfully" list.
Good thing I live in Canada.

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« Reply #64 on: May 24, 2007, 01:34:16 PM »
let's forget that anus h0g and appreciate the REAL Darla



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« Reply #65 on: May 24, 2007, 01:35:05 PM »
mupepe - her shoulders are bigger than her face rufflez
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« Reply #66 on: May 24, 2007, 01:36:56 PM »
Drinky, I prefer Nikki Benz.
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« Reply #67 on: May 24, 2007, 01:38:15 PM »
Drinky, I prefer Nikki Benz.

i am SO not putting that name into a google image search while at work, my nukka
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« Reply #68 on: May 24, 2007, 01:39:53 PM »
This thread is awesome.  It gives me like two or three names to add to my "Tour the US and Kill Pedos Slowly and Painfully" list.
Good thing I live in Canada.

You didn't make the list, so sleep easy, little canuck.
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« Reply #69 on: May 24, 2007, 01:40:34 PM »
Darla's got the chin of a man. Sure she's not packing a peter in there? I thought you said you gave up being gay.
hey, why don't you do us all a favor and post pics of your "girlfriend" for comparison?

or do I have to go dig up the blurry pic of your frizzled hair ham beast?

cyanista: did i make the list?  :(

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« Reply #70 on: May 24, 2007, 01:41:38 PM »
Darla's got the chin of a man. Sure she's not packing a peter in there? I thought you said you gave up being gay.

Hrmm Chin of a Man? Hell she might be able to give a hell of a BJ.

Also to the so called Pedo hunter (cyanista) a few posts above. How is it being a pedo when the bitch is 19/20yrs old? That just makes you an idiot. :) Unless I missed some pedo people in this thread. I only read a few posts. :lol So if so. I'm sorry. I <3 people who kill pedo's.
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« Reply #71 on: May 24, 2007, 01:42:35 PM »
If you didn't read the thread I'd say calling me an idiot is sort of going out on a limb.



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« Reply #72 on: May 24, 2007, 01:43:38 PM »
If you didn't read the thread I'd say calling me an idiot is sort of going out on a limb.





Sweet, we can start a club then. :)
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« Reply #73 on: May 24, 2007, 01:44:29 PM »
An out on a limb club?  What!?

PS there's discussion in this thread of taking pictures of an 11 year old girl to masturbate to.  Ohsnap, pedophilia. 
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« Reply #74 on: May 24, 2007, 01:45:38 PM »
An out on a limb club?  What!?

PS there's discussion in this thread of taking pictures of an 11 year old girl to masturbate to.  Ohsnap, pedophilia. 
that's Himuro.  so i'm not on the list right?

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« Reply #75 on: May 24, 2007, 01:49:46 PM »
An out on a limb club?  What!?

PS there's discussion in this thread of taking pictures of an 11 year old girl to masturbate to.  Ohsnap, pedophilia. 

Ic... No a "Out on a Mission Club".  :lol

PS. When you are done compiling that list, send it to me via email,fax,snail mail, which ever you prefer.

Thanks.
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« Reply #76 on: May 24, 2007, 01:53:03 PM »
It's going to take a long time (and probably kill most of my soul) to compile the GAF portion of the list. 


I have scientists working on a way we can shoot cancer out of monitors for anyone who visits 4-chan, too.
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« Reply #77 on: May 24, 2007, 01:55:33 PM »
i am SO not putting that name into a google image search while at work, my nukka


yeah, that would be for the best, i think.


I have scientists working on a way we can shoot cancer out of monitors for anyone who visits 4-chan, too.


what is 4-chan, anyways? i always hear asian fetishists / otaku talk about that place with their eyes all glazed over.
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« Reply #78 on: May 24, 2007, 01:56:32 PM »
Darla's got the chin of a man. Sure she's not packing a peter in there? I thought you said you gave up being gay.
hey, why don't you do us all a favor and post pics of your "girlfriend" for comparison?

or do I have to go dig up the blurry pic of your frizzled hair ham beast?

we broke up ages ago
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« Reply #79 on: May 24, 2007, 02:01:10 PM »
I don't know, I won't go there.  The fact that lemurs' pictures got posted there (and lol at that.  Lemurs was claiming to be 14 like..the year my child was born.  My child is now almost five, yet lemurs ...is sixteen?  Oh, the internet.) and the general love for that place i see in the pedoposts convinced me it needed to go - as did everyone with a membership.
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« Reply #80 on: May 24, 2007, 02:04:13 PM »
4chan.org is basically where western nerds go to get hentai on the internet. admittedly, it also spawns some of the best photoshop memes, and has a really hilariously off-kilter pair of gaming and tv forums, but its primary purpose is to service the pale and pimply with all the hand-drawn and airbrushed tits-out blushing lolis their dysfunctional sex drives can stand.
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« Reply #81 on: May 24, 2007, 02:13:33 PM »
Speaking of Lemurs, how many 16 yr old girls listen to Howard Stern everyday and have precise impressions of a wide variety of 70's rock music?



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« Reply #82 on: May 24, 2007, 02:17:13 PM »
Speaking of Lemurs, how many 16 yr old girls listen to Howard Stern everyday and have precise impressions of a wide variety of 70's rock music?



Right, but anyone who has ever had the displeasure of talking to on the internets knows that she's an overly-emotional teenage girl. 

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« Reply #83 on: May 24, 2007, 02:20:40 PM »
No, she's a fake.  I don't know if she's a guy, or if she's in her 30s or anything like that..but she's not a sixteen year old girl.  Not anymore.  The math just doesn't add up. 

In fact, the only way she could be on the up and up is if cystic fibrosis somehow causes you to age but one year for every 2 or 3 the rest of us mortals experience.

Whatever she is, she has serious problems. 
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« Reply #84 on: May 24, 2007, 02:23:54 PM »
What is it about Lemurs that makes it difficult to believe she's a teenage girl? 

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« Reply #85 on: May 24, 2007, 02:27:35 PM »
4chan.org is basically where western nerds go to get hentai on the internet. admittedly, it also spawns some of the best photoshop memes, and has a really hilariously off-kilter pair of gaming and tv forums, but its primary purpose is to service the pale and pimply with all the hand-drawn and airbrushed tits-out blushing lolis their dysfunctional sex drives can stand.


what's with the kiddie pr0n then? or, maybe not pr0n, but girls in suggestive poses.


What is it about Lemurs that makes it difficult to believe she's a teenage girl? 


did you see Cyanista's timelime up above? she's forgetting birthdays here and there. it's either the CF like she said, or the bitch was born on a flip - I mean, leap year.
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« Reply #86 on: May 24, 2007, 02:28:27 PM »
The fact that she's a liar?  Did you not read my post?  She's been aging from 14-16 for FIVE YEARS NOW.  So , best case scenario (for internet douchebags), she's an 18 or 19 year old girl scared her leap into full maturity will end all the awesome attention she's been getting.

Worst case scenario?  It's the same disgusting, lifeless man who plays Mina.  Either way, it makes me sad for anyone who buys into it.
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« Reply #87 on: May 24, 2007, 02:32:13 PM »
I've only been posting in the GAF universe for 2 or so years now, so I was unaware of the 'Lemur's timeline'.

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« Reply #88 on: May 24, 2007, 02:39:52 PM »
Worst case scenario?  It's the same disgusting, lifeless man who plays Mina. 


Dude Mina is totally a woman, I saw her pics and chatted with her on Ventrilo! /OAer


I've only been posting in the GAF universe for 2 or so years now, so I was unaware of the 'Lemur's timeline'.


I was referring to the timeline Cyanista talked about a few posts up.
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« Reply #89 on: May 24, 2007, 02:42:21 PM »
I can back up Corny's story, I also talked to Mina on vent. Well I didn't really talk, but I listened in!
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« Reply #90 on: May 24, 2007, 02:49:12 PM »
oh for fucks sake redwood.
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« Reply #91 on: May 24, 2007, 02:52:50 PM »
what?!
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« Reply #92 on: May 24, 2007, 04:06:27 PM »
I can back up Corny's story, I also talked to Mina on vent. Well I didn't really talk, but I listened in!
that's pretty hot

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« Reply #93 on: May 24, 2007, 04:42:21 PM »
She was quietly masterbating...  :o
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« Reply #94 on: May 24, 2007, 07:30:50 PM »
I was on Vent when I actually posted on OA and also heard Mina. In all honesty, it sounded like some girl trying to ACT like Mina. I wouldn't be surprised if the person that actually posts as Mina had her talking on Ventrilo.
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« Reply #95 on: May 24, 2007, 07:41:12 PM »
well the tell the truth I'm better with 16, last time I hit on a 14 year old, when I found out her age I bailed out down the water slide, and felt a little discussed with myself. 

Discussed?
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« Reply #96 on: May 24, 2007, 07:44:01 PM »
He had a by himself meeting.
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« Reply #97 on: May 24, 2007, 07:44:18 PM »

who is this?  and don't fucking answer with stephanie

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« Reply #98 on: May 24, 2007, 07:44:48 PM »
Who's Mina? The lesbian..? With the very big avatar..?
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« Reply #99 on: May 24, 2007, 07:45:20 PM »
4chan.org is basically where western nerds go to get hentai on the internet. admittedly, it also spawns some of the best photoshop memes, and has a really hilariously off-kilter pair of gaming and tv forums, but its primary purpose is to service the pale and pimply with all the hand-drawn and airbrushed tits-out blushing lolis their dysfunctional sex drives can stand.


what's with the kiddie pr0n then? or, maybe not pr0n, but girls in suggestive poses.

You have to tits or GTFO (be pluto'd) apparently. I read on some wiki of some sort a history of all the more important /b/ cam whores.

None of them was appealing to my penis.
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« Reply #100 on: May 24, 2007, 08:02:04 PM »

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« Reply #101 on: May 24, 2007, 08:11:04 PM »

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« Reply #102 on: May 25, 2007, 06:06:50 AM »
How old is she? She looks....young. Very young.
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« Reply #103 on: May 25, 2007, 03:35:57 PM »
How old is she? She looks....young. Very young.
19!