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Human Snorenado

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My cat is a GODDAMN distinguished mentally-challenged fellow
« on: May 23, 2007, 08:02:19 PM »
So, he does this thing where if someone leaves a plastic bag lying around, he'll chew on it.  It's kind of cute, but when I see him doing it I stop him and take the bag away because, well that's probably not a good idea...

He just barfed on the living room floor and as I was going to clean it up, I noticed some GODDAMN PLASTIC IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BARF.  This idiot is actually EATING the plastic bags.  WTF?

I almost feel like if he keeps doing that after eating it and barfing it up, he deserves whatever the hell he gets for himself.
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Re: My cat is a GODDAMN distinguished mentally-challenged fellow
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2007, 08:31:20 PM »
Is he dumber than me :-\
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Saint Cornelius

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Re: My cat is a GODDAMN distinguished mentally-challenged fellow
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2007, 08:34:58 PM »
calling a cat a "goddamn distinguished mentally-challenged fellow" is redundant
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Human Snorenado

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Re: My cat is a GODDAMN distinguished mentally-challenged fellow
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2007, 08:40:11 PM »
Quote from: Michelle the Fibber on May 23, 2007, 08:31:20 PM
Is he dumber than me :-\

No, he doesn't believe a made up space fairy created everything.  That does make you dumber than eating plastic.
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BlueTsunami

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Re: My cat is a GODDAMN distinguished mentally-challenged fellow
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2007, 09:02:49 PM »
Does he chew on wires? Cause thats when it gets PERSONAL
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Cyanista

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Re: My cat is a GODDAMN distinguished mentally-challenged fellow
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2007, 09:04:53 PM »
Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 23, 2007, 08:34:58 PM
calling a cat a "goddamn distinguished mentally-challenged fellow" is redundant

distinguished mentally-challenged fellow I'll give you; but it's sort of a stretch to allege that all cats are, in fact, damned by god.
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BlueTsunami

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Re: My cat is a GODDAMN distinguished mentally-challenged fellow
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2007, 09:16:36 PM »
Well, they don't have souls so I agree with Saint!
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Re: My cat is a GODDAMN distinguished mentally-challenged fellow
« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2007, 09:33:07 PM »
mouthstraps are the only way
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ferrarimanf355

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Re: My cat is a GODDAMN distinguished mentally-challenged fellow
« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2007, 10:44:04 PM »
Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 23, 2007, 08:34:58 PM
calling a cat a "goddamn distinguished mentally-challenged fellow" is redundant
YOU DARE DEFY ME?!?!?!?!?!?



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ferrarimanf355

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Re: My cat is a GODDAMN distinguished mentally-challenged fellow
« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2007, 11:04:00 PM »
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ferrarimanf355

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Re: My cat is a GODDAMN distinguished mentally-challenged fellow
« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2007, 11:08:12 PM »
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Oblivion

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Re: My cat is a GODDAMN distinguished mentally-challenged fellow
« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2007, 11:22:10 PM »
Godcat is awesome.  :lol
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Himu

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Re: My cat is a GODDAMN distinguished mentally-challenged fellow
« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2007, 11:24:43 PM »
Maybe your cat has been drinking your beer when you aren't looking?
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