Evilbore's Official "Let's Prepare for the Apocalypse" thread.

[MrAngryFace]

I got my hands on an EMERGENCY RESOURCE GUIDE. It says you need these things to enjoy the apocalypse:

All supplies must last at least a week or more.

Basic Emergency Kit
Dry or canned food and drinking water for each person.
Can Opener
First Aid Supplies/First Aid Book
Copies of Important Documents (ie birth certificates, licenses, and insurance policies)
"Special Needs" items for family members (ie contacts, eye glasses, medications, infant formula)
A change of clothing
Sleeping Bag and/or Blanket
Battery Powered Radio/Television
Flashlight and EXTRA batteries
Whistle
Waterproof Matches
Toys, Books, Puzzles (ie things to keep you from going nuts)
Extra house keys/car keys
List of contact names and phone numbers
Food/Water supplies for any pets

Cooking Supplies
Barbecue/Camp Stove (charcoal or camp stove fuel too)
Plastic forks, spoons, knives
Paper Plates/Cups
Paper Towels
Heavy Duty foil

Sanitation Supplies
Large plastic trash bags
Large trash cans
Bar soap and liquid detergent
Shampoo
Toothpaste/Toothbrushes
Feminine and Infant Supplies
Toilet Paper
Household bleach with no additives (water purification)
Newspaper (for garbage n waste)

Comfort
Sturdy Shoes
Work gloves
Tent

Tools
Axe, Shovel, Broom
Crescent wrench for turning off GAS
Screwdriver, pliers, hammer
Coil of one-half inch rope
Plastic tape and sheeting
Knife or razor blades
Garden Hose (FOR STEALING GAS)

[Vizzys]

how much japan time do we have left?

/gaf

[Scurvy Stan]

What if the apocalypse lasts more than one week?

[MrAngryFace]

WELL THEN WE'RE FUCKED

[Scurvy Stan]

Fuck.

[Error Macro]

+ boomstick

[Yeti]

I don't have a bunker to store all this stuff in, what do I do?

[MrAngryFace]

Fall victim to APOCALYPSE

[G The Resurrected]

My grandparents have at least 4 months worth of supplies for both of them and their 6 dogs. Talk about crazy. i have access to the guns and a few weeks worth of emergency food and some MRE's. i think we could survive if ever such a thing happens. i have thought about it a lot cause of my freaky dreams about the end of the world.

[Error Macro]

My grandparents have at least 4 months worth of supplies for both of them and their 6 dogs. Talk about crazy. i have access to the guns and a few weeks worth of emergency food and some MRE's. i think we could survive if ever such a thing happens. i have thought about it a lot cause of my freaky dreams about the end of the world.

I've occasionally had dreams where I'd watch a nuclear warhead detonate near Los Angeles and a few seconds later I'd burn up.  What does it mean?

Too much movie watching?  Too much war stuff on TV?  Subconsciously wanting an escape from ever having to remember your butthole picture again?

[MrAngryFace]

IT MEANS YOUR NAME IS SARAH CONNER

[Cyanista]

IT MEANS COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!

[MrAngryFace]

IT MEANS U KNOW HOW TO USE GUNS AND VIEW THE TERMINATOR AS SOME SORT OF SURGIATE FATHER

[Error Macro]

IT MEANS COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!

I WILL COME WITH YOU

WILL THERE BE TEX MEX AND DREAMCAST IN YOUR BUNKER



MAF BRING THE BOOZE

[Scurvy Stan]

I wonder if there is a porn remake of the terminator?

[Error Macro]

I wonder if there is a porn remake of the terminator?

There is this one:  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0190029/

Predictable title, but it doesn't sound like it has anything to do with the original story.

[Fresh Prince]

I've got Christ.

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Muhammad, Buddha, Shiva, Xenu and Gepato

[close]

[Howard Alan Treesong]

I'm reading The Road right now. It's taught me that the best response to the apocalypse is to off yourself before things really get bad.

World War Z taught me to sacrifice the poors to save myself!