I've got so many phone books I could make a fort.

[MrAngryFace]

I dont even have a phone setup with the phone company. I have a cell. STOP SENDING ME PHONE BOOKS! I got 5 phone books just yesterday, only two months after I was shipped 2 out of the blue for no reason!

[Scurvy Stan]

Pics of fort plz.

[FlameOfCallandor]

THis is the only way to use phone books.

[G The Resurrected]

i cleaned up my house for a bit yesterday and went through some drawers that havent been opened in two years and found 9 phone books. Add that to the ones i have spread around the house i have 16 of them. You can get money for taking them to a recycling center so when i'm better i'm gonna do that and take all my bottles, cans, misc junk

[Madrun Badrun]

I once brought in a 100 and some to my school for a fund raiser, this was grade 1  ...and they weren't from my house, they were from my moms work. 

[Mupepe]

i think i'm going to go recycle my phone books tomorrow.  that will make me feel pretty good.

[Madrun Badrun]

i think i'm going to go recycle my phone books tomorrow.  that will make me feel pretty good.

help the homeless instead, just put them in your trash can and a homeless person will come by to collect them to build his own fort...though I don't know if it can be called a fort if it's your primary living space, hmmmm. 

[Mupepe]

or maybe the yellow pages will somehow convince him to get a job.

[G The Resurrected]

Or maybe he'll learn english  sorry couldnt help myself

[Mupepe]

Or maybe he'll learn english  sorry couldnt help myself

wait, that doesn't make sense.  I thought all the beaners are stealing our jobs, so how can they be bums?  i'm fucking confused

[lordmaji]

Sweet, Can we all come and play in your fort?

[G The Resurrected]

Or maybe he'll learn english  sorry couldnt help myself

wait, that doesn't make sense.  I thought all the beaners are stealing our jobs, so how can they be bums?  i'm fucking confused

Cause of the citrus freeze a shit ton of illegals were left without jobs and now they are homeless and cant speak english they are stealin food out of stores and shit

[Yeti]

I like ripping phone books in half, it makes me feel big and strong

[xnikki118x]

I like ripping phone books in half, it makes me feel big and strong

I tried to do that once. I don't understand how it's even possible, yet people do it. Multiple times in just minutes. I don't get it.


I would love to build a fort with phone books, though. That'd be pretty sweet.

[Yeti]

there is definitely a trick to it, you can google how to do it.

[bud]

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/345661/how_to_rip_a_phonebook_in_half/

[Saint Cornelius]

There's a link to a pic in another thread where it looks like a young lady passed all these phone books MAF is hoarding out of her... oh I can't even go on.