Giant rats overrun shitty shitty Florida

[TVC15]

Yowza

GRASSY KEY, Florida (Reuters) - Deep in the heart of the Florida Keys, wildlife officials are laying bait laced with poison to try to wipe out a colony of enormous African rats that could threaten crops and other animals.

U.S. federal and state officials are beginning the final phase of a two-year project to eradicate the Gambian pouched rats, which can grow to the size of a cat and began reproducing in the remote area about eight years ago.

"This is the only place in the United States where this is occurring," said Gary Witmer, a biologist with the U.S. Department of Agriculture's National Wildlife Research Center in Fort Collins, Colorado.

"They don't belong here and they need to be controlled."

A former exotic pet breeder, living in a small house, bred the species and allowed the critters to escape.

Without eradication, wildlife officials fear the rats could eventually make their way onto the Florida mainland where they could quickly destroy fragile ecosystems.

"They could cause a lot of damage," Witmer said.

In Zimbabwe, for example, ravenous Gambian rats are blamed for damaging nut and young pea crops.

Story continued at http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN2430572020070524?feedType=RSS&rpc=22

But check this shit out, mellows:



That thing is bigger than my dick.

[Cheebs]

why is he eating that black kid

[hyp]

sounds like an ecology fuckup to me

[Madrun Badrun]

why is he eating that black kid

Because these rats are problem solvers!  There big because their intelligent and have to goal of eatting the minorities and then taking their place in society. 

[TVC15]

why is he eating that black kid

Because these rats are problem solvers!  There big because their intelligent and have to goal of eatting the minorities and then taking their place in society. 

what the fuck?

[Van Cruncheon]

omg my editor killed himself

[CajoleJuice]

why is he eating that black kid

Because these rats are problem solvers!  There big because their intelligent and have to goal of eatting the minorities and then taking their place in society. 

what the fuck?

omg my editor killed himself

[Madrun Badrun]

why is he eating that black kid

Because these rats are problem solvers!  their big because their intelligent and have to goal of eating the minorities and then taking their place in society. 

what the fuck?

What?  Its true these rats are like splinter.  In Africa for centuries they watched the white man beat the black man down.  They have learned from this and now that they are in America, they plan on acting on that goal of theirs which serves two purposes, fist they eat the minorities to take their place and better the rats over all social status.  Second they eating the minorities will be a gigantic food source (It is Florida after all), with will further their rat civilization by allowing them to breed.  Its the perfect plan.     

[Cheebs]

why is he eating that black kid

Because these rats are problem solvers!  there big because their intelligent and have to goal of eating the minorities and then taking their place in society. 

what the fuck?

What?  Its true these rats are like splinter.  In Africa for centuries they watched the white man beat the black man down.  They have learned from this and now that they are in America, they plan on acting on that goal of theirs which serves two purposes, fist they eat the minorities to take their place and better the rats over all social status.  Second they eating the minorities will be a gigantic food source (It is Florida after all), with will further their rat civilization by allowing them to breed.  Its the perfect plan.     

Think about it:

there big because their intelligent and have to goal of eating

they're big because they're intelligent and have the goal of eating

[TVC15]

<sigh>

<puts gun in mouth>

EDIT:  He also had 2 't's in "eating."

[Cheebs]

<sigh>

<puts gun in mouth>

EDIT:  He also had 2 't's in "eating."

look at this:

[Flannel Boy]

McGraw-Hill Handbook of English: Fourth Canadian Edition

[Howard Alan Treesong]

I had the same response as TVC to that post, namely, looking for the "easy out" of suicide. Good fucking Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, WOW.

[Madrun Badrun]

why is he eating that black kid

Because these rats are problem solvers!  their big because their intelligent and have to goal of eating the minorities and then taking their place in society. 

what the fuck?

What?  Its true these rats are like splinter.  In Africa for centuries they watched the white man beat the black man down.  They have learned from this and now that they are in America, they plan on acting on that goal of theirs which serves two purposes, fist they eat the minorities to take their place and better the rats over all social status.  Second they eating the minorities will be a gigantic food source (It is Florida after all), with will further their rat civilization by allowing them to breed.  Its the perfect plan.     

Think about it:

their big because their intelligent and have to goal of eating

they're big because they're intelligent and have the goal of eating

:'(

[Madrun Badrun]

I'm leaving this thread in embarrassment.  Jerks!   :'(

[Van Cruncheon]

i'm totally charging you for carpet cleaning. not only did the report that signaled tvc's demise make me piss myself in surprise, the mandala pattern of his scattered brain matter completely clashes with the checkerboard pattern on the office floor.

[demi]

Canadian school system, folks.

[Cheebs]

Notice how he tried to fix it! In the original he had

There big because their intelligent and have to goal of eatting

then in a re-quote he secretly "fixed it"

their big because their intelligent and have to goal of eating

notice how he changed the there, to ANOTHER INCORRECT form! He was able to fix the eating but he left the to, the other incorrect their, and of course the newly changed yet once again incorrect form!

[Mupepe]

goddamn i love father mike

[Cheebs]

goddamn i love father mike

he is a cutie. He takes long baths all the time like almost every single day.

[Himu]

goddamn i love father mike

he is a cutie. He takes long baths all the time like almost every single day.

How do you know?

Yeah, he is a cutie pie.

[demi]

I'd forgive him if he was a hot bear, but he is a filthy cool young dude so he deserves all the lashings he gets. Paint him black and lets get to work.

[Cheebs]

goddamn i love father mike

he is a cutie. He takes long baths all the time like almost every single day.

How do you know?

Yeah, he is a cutie pie.

he said so in some topic asking about how often you shower or something. He said he takes lengthy baths every single day AND a shower

[Himu]

Paint him black and lets get to work.

 

Demi <3

goddamn i love father mike

he is a cutie. He takes long baths all the time like almost every single day.

How do you know?

Yeah, he is a cutie pie.

he said so in some topic asking about how often you shower or something. He said he takes lengthy baths every single day AND a shower

so he's an ocd shower taker?

[Madrun Badrun]

goddamn i love father mike

goddamn i love father mike

he is a cutie. He takes long baths all the time like almost every single day.

How do you know?

Yeah, he is a cutie pie.

he said so in some topic asking about how often you shower or something. He said he takes lengthy baths every single day AND a shower

It is true. 

I'd forgive him if he was a hot bear, but he is a filthy cool young dude so he deserves all the lashings he gets. Paint him black and lets get to work.

I'd grow my beard out for you but this broke my heart  :'(

[DrMiletski]

The controllers of the estate of the TVC15 say that they will hold back all litigation against Father_Mike if he sends saucy photographs to the TVC15's PM box.  If he does not do this, there will be lawyers, and I guess we will see if the TVC15's much-hyped ability to PM gurochan pictures from beyond the grave is actually real.

[Himu]

goddamn i love father mike

he is a cutie. He takes long baths all the time like almost every single day.

How do you know?

Yeah, he is a cutie pie.

he said so in some topic asking about how often you shower or something. He said he takes lengthy baths every single day AND a shower

so he's an ocd shower taker? i sometimes take 20 minute showers. maybe if i visited mike we could bump that up to 60 minutes

[Cheebs]

The controllers of the estate of the TVC15 say that they will hold back all litigation against Father_Mike if he sends saucy photographs to the TVC15's PM box.  If he does not do this, there will be lawyers, and I guess we will see if the TVC15's much-hyped ability to PM gurochan pictures from beyond the grave is actually real.

how is roxy  doing?

[DrMiletski]

The controllers of the estate of the TVC15 say that they will hold back all litigation against Father_Mike if he sends saucy photographs to the TVC15's PM box.  If he does not do this, there will be lawyers, and I guess we will see if the TVC15's much-hyped ability to PM gurochan pictures from beyond the grave is actually real.

how is roxy  doing?

I'd assume she is at some sort of pastry eating competition at the moment.

[Madrun Badrun]

goddamn i love father mike

he is a cutie. He takes long baths all the time like almost every single day.

How do you know?

Yeah, he is a cutie pie.

he said so in some topic asking about how often you shower or something. He said he takes lengthy baths every single day AND a shower

so he's an ocd shower taker? i sometimes take 20 minute showers. maybe if i visited mike we could bump that up to 60 minutes

I'm in the shower from 7:40 to 8:15 on regular school days, plus like and hour or two in the tub at night or another half our shower.   

[Himu]

No wonder your mom is so anal. You bring the water bills up.

[Madrun Badrun]

No wonder your mom is so anal. You bring the water bills up.

lol, I know. 

[Yeti]

Father Mike, I want to educate you all night long. 

[Madrun Badrun]

Father Mike, I want to educate you all night long.