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Van Cruncheon

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why does american idol always come down to burly black chica versus white yokel
« on: May 24, 2007, 06:40:17 PM »
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why does american idol always come down to burly black chica versus white yokel

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Re: why does american idol always come down to burly black chica versus white yokel
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2007, 06:41:13 PM »
what about ruben studerd and clay aiken
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Re: why does american idol always come down to burly black chica versus white yokel
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2007, 06:41:27 PM »
was she burly?
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Re: why does american idol always come down to burly black chica versus white yokel
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2007, 06:41:48 PM »
ruben was soft-lookin', but alright: burly darkie versus hillbilly cretin
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Re: why does american idol always come down to burly black chica versus white yokel
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2007, 06:43:09 PM »
please don't talk about blake like that.
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Re: why does american idol always come down to burly black chica versus white yo
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2007, 06:44:04 PM »
Quote from: Professor Prole on May 24, 2007, 06:41:48 PM
ruben was soft-lookin', but alright: burly darkie versus hillbilly cretin

haha i guess it represents the american struggle:

who's the better singer? darkies or honkies?

michael jackson  :'(
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Re: why does american idol always come down to burly black chica versus white yo
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2007, 06:44:28 PM »
Quote from: Rob Thomas on May 24, 2007, 06:43:09 PM
please don't talk about blake like that.
blake got voted off, I am sorry my lovely messican
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: why does american idol always come down to burly black chica versus white yokel
« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2007, 06:45:54 PM »
darkies, of course. honkies ain't got no soul, plus they stole their popular music from the darkies. even that attempt to clone billy ocean and steal his melanin -- rick astley -- wound up going nowhere.

it actually represents the real american internal struggle: the fatty side versus the hillbilly half.
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Re: why does american idol always come down to burly black chica versus white yo
« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2007, 06:47:04 PM »
Quote from: Professor Prole on May 24, 2007, 06:45:54 PM
darkies, of course. honkies ain't got no soul, plus they stole their popular music from the darkies. even that attempt to clone billy ocean and steal his melanin -- rick astley -- wound up going nowhere.

it actually represents the real american internal struggle: the fatty side versus the hillbilly half.
what about fat hillbillies
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Re: why does american idol always come down to burly black chica versus white yokel
« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2007, 06:47:54 PM »
sounds like MISCEGENATION to me!
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Re: why does american idol always come down to burly black chica versus white yo
« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2007, 06:50:46 PM »
Quote from: Cheebs on May 24, 2007, 06:44:28 PM
Quote from: Rob Thomas on May 24, 2007, 06:43:09 PM
please don't talk about blake like that.
blake got voted off, I am sorry my lovely messican
wait what?  FUCK   FUCK   FUCK   FUCK   FUCK   FUCK   FUCK   FUCK
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Re: why does american idol always come down to burly black chica versus white yokel
« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2007, 06:54:42 PM »
Did you get the Blake Faux-Hawk already Rob? Shoulda waited to be sure he'd win!
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Re: why does american idol always come down to burly black chica versus white yo
« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2007, 06:56:52 PM »
Why aren't there any beaners on the show? Are they too busy harvesting olives for Paula Abdul's martinis??
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Re: why does american idol always come down to burly black chica versus white yo
« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2007, 06:57:29 PM »
Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on May 24, 2007, 06:56:52 PM
Why aren't their any beaners on the show? Are they too busy harvesting olives for Paula Abdul's martinis??
Mupepe is 100% beaner, he should go on the show
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Re: why does american idol always come down to burly black chica versus white yo
« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2007, 07:10:31 PM »
The Professor watches Idol? I'm disappointed. I only found out who won because it was brought up on Sports Center earler today, which them proceded to hold a "NFL Idol" between Tom Brady and Peyton Manning

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Brady for me :-*
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Re: why does american idol always come down to burly black chica versus white yokel
« Reply #15 on: May 24, 2007, 07:16:35 PM »
i don't; i read msn though while waiting on tools compiler exit events.
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Re: why does american idol always come down to burly black chica versus white yo
« Reply #16 on: May 24, 2007, 07:19:21 PM »
Quote from: Himuro on May 24, 2007, 06:44:04 PM
Quote from: Professor Prole on May 24, 2007, 06:41:48 PM
ruben was soft-lookin', but alright: burly darkie versus hillbilly cretin

haha i guess it represents the american struggle:

who's the better singer? darkies or honkies?

michael jackson  :'(

Darkies.  Howlin Wolf  :-*
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Re: why does american idol always come down to burly black chica versus white yo
« Reply #17 on: May 24, 2007, 07:21:42 PM »
That's good to know. I'd be quite depressed if you watched that filth. To date I have never seen an episode of the show, and I only saw clips for William Hung.
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Re: why does american idol always come down to burly black chica versus white yokel
« Reply #18 on: May 24, 2007, 07:27:28 PM »
Quote from: Bubblicious Panda on May 24, 2007, 06:54:42 PM
Did you get the Blake Faux-Hawk already Rob? Shoulda waited to be sure he'd win!
:'(
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Re: why does american idol always come down to burly black chica versus white yokel
« Reply #19 on: May 24, 2007, 09:17:07 PM »
That "black chica" has the uperbody of a linebacker
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Re: why does american idol always come down to burly black chica versus white yo
« Reply #20 on: May 25, 2007, 01:18:33 AM »
It's more of American Idol narrowing it down to the most generic and soulless singer. The only reason Kelly Clarkson is listenable tonow is because she ditched the Idol profile and style.
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Re: why does american idol always come down to burly black chica versus white yokel
« Reply #21 on: May 25, 2007, 06:31:53 AM »
*insert image of Cartman yelling*

RACE WAAAARRRRR!
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Re: why does american idol always come down to burly black chica versus white yo
« Reply #22 on: May 25, 2007, 07:35:56 AM »
 ehave you gus eve rnotiseced how b lack always winss???

THE FUTURE OF AMERICA RIGHT THERE YOU WHITE MOTHERFUICKERS
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Re: why does american idol always come down to burly black chica versus white yokel
« Reply #23 on: May 25, 2007, 08:55:20 AM »
Quote from: Ichirou on May 25, 2007, 07:35:56 AM
ehave you gus eve rnotiseced how b lack always winss???

THE FUTURE OF AMERICA RIGHT THERE YOU WHITE MOTHERFUICKERS

You're completely right. White people are losing all their rights and freedom so that they don't offend any distinguished black fellows (fellow men?).
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Re: why does american idol always come down to burly black chica versus white yokel
« Reply #24 on: May 25, 2007, 09:02:43 AM »
You have two type of people that vote, those that vote for the best singer and those that vote according to what their inner 13 yr old girl tells them to.


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Re: why does american idol always come down to burly black chica versus white yokel
« Reply #25 on: May 25, 2007, 09:03:22 AM »
Quote from: ToxicAdam on May 25, 2007, 09:02:43 AM
You have two type of people that vote, those that vote for the best singer and those that vote according to what their inner 13 yr old girl tells them to.

Sanjaya should've won. :(
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Re: why does american idol always come down to burly black chica versus white yokel
« Reply #26 on: May 25, 2007, 09:42:19 AM »
« Last Edit: May 25, 2007, 09:47:12 AM by ToxicAdam »
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Re: why does american idol always come down to burly black chica versus white yokel
« Reply #27 on: May 25, 2007, 09:48:14 AM »



He's MY American Idol.


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Re: why does american idol always come down to burly black chica versus white yokel
« Reply #28 on: May 25, 2007, 10:00:03 AM »
Quote from: ToxicAdam on May 25, 2007, 09:48:14 AM
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He's MY American Idol.




I was gonna make a GIF of this  :lol
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Re: why does american idol always come down to burly black chica versus white yo
« Reply #29 on: May 25, 2007, 12:43:45 PM »
Quote from: BlueTsunami on May 24, 2007, 09:17:07 PM
That "black chica" has the uperbody of a linebacker

Her dad was a cornerback in the NFL :lol
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Re: why does american idol always come down to burly black chica versus white yokel
« Reply #30 on: May 25, 2007, 05:34:05 PM »
Oh shit, this entire thread has been Rickrolled.
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