What is with G's fleshlight fascination?

[Himu]

Oh the limited edition fleshlight butt. Butt seriously if you were gonna fuck a alien you'd fuck something like this:

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remove if necessary its in the grey area

its a fleshlike insert thats put into a flashlight casing but it really looks fake. The case helps with creating suction which is great. Better then those Tenga onega cups they have in japan the Fl's can be cleaned and reused. And they have different holes and textures inside the wholes. Great investment, and no more death grip penis problems

This is utterly disgusting. Why would you even BUY, much less USE a fleshlight? Disgusting.

[Saint Cornelius]

Why do you THINK people would want something like this?

For the same reason people have been ramming holes in all sorts of inantimate objects and fucking them since like the beginning of time.

[Cyanista]

WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THIS THREAD


WHY

[Vizzys]

G wants to buy inanimate dolls to fuck, dress and talk to. Hes more then crazy.

[Error Macro]

I read through the "Welcome to the Internet" thread, but somehow I missed the, uhh, buttlight post. 

The image of G's orifice was enough for a lifetime of awkward flashbacks and subsequent narcotic binges, but now I have G'z fleshlight fanaticism to deal with.

[Cyanista]

Evilbore is going to ruin sex. 

[Flannel Boy]

Evilbore is going to ruin sex. 

Which is kind of odd since many of us don't have sex very often or have never had sex in the first place.

[Cyanista]

Well, I will know what I'm missing.   

[Error Macro]

 :'(

I think Evilbore will eventually ruin the process of waking up in the morning, and being forced to leave the comfort of my often nonsensical dreams.  I don't want to face reality.  A reality of images and posts popping into my head randomly.

[BlueTsunami]

Imagine Bz, curled into a ball like a Hedgehog. Fleshlight at the core of his round fleshy body being thrusted up and down while faint grunting sounds could be heard coming from under his pillow thats covering his face.

[Flannel Boy]

Imagine Bz, curled into a ball like a Hedgehog. Fleshlight at the core of his round fleshy body being thrusted up and down while faint grunting sounds could be heard coming from under his pillow thats covering his face.

There goes my lunch.

[Error Macro]

Imagine Bz, curled into a ball like a Hedgehog. Fleshlight at the core of his round fleshy body being thrusted up and down while faint grunting sounds could be heard coming from under his pillow thats covering his face.

AWW NOW GODDAMMIT WHERE IS THE BOTTLE OF CUERVO AND A GUN

[demi]

I'd like to try one.

[Ecrofirt]

Wait, what kind of butt is that? I thought the butt fleshlights looked like this:

[Yeti]

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

[G The Resurrected]

Ecrofit they have made special edition ones including that alien blue one. Crazy shit! i honestly dont have a fascination with them, i just wanted something to take my mind off wanting sex. i have a sex addiction problem. Nothing wrong with some pump'n'thumpn'