Would you ever go deer hunting?

[ToxicAdam]

My father and his father have been lifelong deer hunters. Every fall they go to someone's farm or large acreage and hunt all week.  They invite me every year, not just to hunt, but to play poker and drink and etc. I can never justify using a weeks worth of vacation to live in a dingy cabin, shitting in the woods and sitting in one spot for hours in hopes to find a deer.

I think I would be more stoked for it if they treated deer hunting like MMOs. Shove assorted gifts and baubles up the deer's ass. That would be pretty exciting to shoot a deer and know that he might have a rolex shoved up his ass or a 500 dollar gift card to Target.

Instead of asking you how many "points" (the amount of tips on his antlers) your Buck was, people would ask your what "drops" you got.

[Van Cruncheon]

eh, i like the drinking and camping aspects of it, but hauling around a carcass and cleaning it is a waste of time and unpleasant to boot. if i ain't gonna eat it, why kill it?

now, if we could legally hunt TEENAGERS, i'd be up for that.

[Cyanista]

Nope.






*unless this is some post apocalyptic scenario where I must hunt to povide.  I'll hearken back to my Oregon Trail days. 

[Van Cruncheon]

jonny, quite the contrary -- were i to kill a deer, i'd definitely eat it. i'm not really into hunting just for the sake of killing, since i really don't see the point. in order to eat it, though, i'd hafta haul it out of the brush and then spend part of day elbow deep in deer guts and tissue, which is about as fun as fisting g.

[Flannel Boy]

jonny, quite the contrary -- were i to kill a deer, i'd definitely eat it. i'm not really into hunting just for the sake of killing, since i really don't see the point. in order to eat it, though, i'd hafta haul it out of the brush and then spend part of day elbow deep in deer guts and tissue, which is about as fun as fisting g.

Can we have one thread where we are not subjected to the image BZ Chan's butthole?

[Van Cruncheon]

dude, you've jerked it to bz' balloon knot. ADMIT.

[Flannel Boy]

dude, you've jerked it to bz' balloon knot. ADMIT.

That's a safe no.

[Scurvy Stan]

I've gone deer hunting before. It wasn't for no week straight though. If you can't find a deer to shoot in 7 days you need to find a better spot. Just don't shoot one down in some ravine or something or else you'll have to cut it up and pack it out by hand and then the smell attracts bears and wolves soyou need to leave someone behind to guard the kill. We used fourwheelers to haul it back to our truck so it wasn't very difficult.

I've also gone hunting for wild boar which is ten times more exciting, especially if you don't kill it instantly and it charges after you and gores you in the ass like my friend. He climbed up a tree to get away and I had to run over and shoot it in the head because he dropped his gun when he ran away.

All in all though hunting is kinda dumb though. If you want to make it more challenging get into bow hunting. You need to have a lot more skill and you need to get a lot closer to your targets to actually kill them which increases the challenge by quite a bit.

[Error Macro]

Hell no.  I'm for gun rights, but I'm not down with hunting.  Cue the accusations of hypocrisy, but it just isn't for me.  Only if I had to kill to survive, either for myself or others.

[Mupepe]

Hell no.  I'm for gun rights, but I'm not down with hunting.  Cue the accusations of hypocrisy, but it just isn't for me.  Only if I had to kill to survive, either for myself or others.

i only kill for fried chicken*



*chicken = duck,pig,roxy,chicken,cow,deer,dog,cat

[G The Resurrected]

HEY NOW that chicken is mine Ed not yours

[xnikki118x]

I've never gone deer hunting. I've also never shot or even held a gun because they kinda scare me.

I wouldn't actively hunt an animal, but I would shoot a deer if I hit it with my car and it was suffering. If I had a gun, that is. I hope if that ever happens to me, some kind person stops and does it for me because I'd probably cry forever if I had to kill an animal.



I had a friend whose dad was a huge hunter, and her basement was FULL of trophies. Mounted heads, mounted fish, animals that were stuffed, bird talons or whatever, a bear rug, tons of shit. It was crazy because everything was always looking at you. There was this moose head that followed you with its eyes, I swear, lol. Everyone in our group of friends was afraid of the thing. We were also in elementary school, but hey.

[Flannel Boy]

Hell no.  I'm for gun rights, but I'm not down with hunting.  Cue the accusations of hypocrisy, but it just isn't for me.  Only if I had to kill to survive, either for myself or others.

It's not hypocrisy. It is similar to a woman who is pro choice, but who would personally never get an abortion herself.

[xnikki118x]

Hell no.  I'm for gun rights, but I'm not down with hunting.  Cue the accusations of hypocrisy, but it just isn't for me.  Only if I had to kill to survive, either for myself or others.

It's not hypocrisy. It is similar to a woman who is pro choice, but who would personally never get an abortion herself.

Hey, I fall into that category. Thanks for clarifying that I'm not a hypocrite. People have a hard time with that sometimes. Some people are also stupid, though.

[mikesphat]

being from the south... its pretty much a given that you have to go deer hunting with your father when you are young... i hated it and spent more time riding the atv's and pissing off the other hunters cause i was scaring the deer off which i didnt mind but ill be damned if bambi isnt some fine eatin' !

[$till LegendaryU2K]

 No, because:

#1 I dont use guns, yet have any and i never will.
#2 Killing animals is wrong.

Note: Nothing is wrong with eating meat, because we are suppose to kill and eat some animals, but deer hunting is a whole different story. From what i know, people " enjoy " killing animals for sports, its a stupid sport thing or whatever else. Its all silly and ignorant.

[Fragamemnon]

now, if we could legally hunt TEENAGERS, i'd be up for that.

Oh god yes. If they are out after curfew, fair game.

As for deer hunting, I don't do it personally. I know how to operate a rifle, but hunting just isn't my thing. My wife, who works with wildlife/game technicians as part of her job, knows plenty of people who hunt and they enjoy it. Most of them take their killed deer to local processors (look them up/ask around in hunting circles) to get the ground venison and steaks made. Some cut in some fat into the meat since wild ground venison is extremely lean, but not everyone does.

If you know what you are doing with it you can make the most awesome burgers and chili ever, and for way less fat than ground beef.

[cubicle47b]

I'd go hunting if I didn't have to clean the deer.  My father used to hunt a lot and hauling the body around and stringing it up was a giant pain in the ass.  I also wouldn't take vacation days to do it.  It would have to be a weekend thing or I'd have to be unemployed.

[Saint Cornelius]

I prefer Lazer Tag.

[Himu]

I wouldn't really go hunting in general.

[Saint Cornelius]

What about MILF Hunting?

[Himu]

I could go for that. I'd shoot them with my cock.

[Cheebs]

I wouldn't really go hunting in general.

same

[Saint Cornelius]

I could go for that. I'd shoot them with my cock.

Maybe something with a higher caliber.

[whiteACID]

I can't even kill a spider, much less a cute deer. Deer meat is pretty damn good though.

[Himu]

I could go for that. I'd shoot them with my cock.

Maybe something with a higher caliber.

How would you take em?

I can't even kill a spider, much less a cute deer. Deer meat is pretty damn good though.

I can't stand eating rabbit because I always imagine a cute rabbit staring at me and saying,"Why won't you eat more, huh? Huh? Feeling guilty?"

It makes me throw up. Every damn time.