Lohan am MORAN

[Flannel Boy]

Lindsay Lohan was cited for investigation of driving under the influence Saturday and was slightly injured when the troubled actress' convertible struck a curb, police said.

Lohan, 20, and two other people were in her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 when it crashed on Sunset Boulevard around 5:30 a.m., Sgt. Mike Foxen said.

"She was cited and released because she has been admitted to a local hospital for minor injuries," Foxen said.

http://www.forbes.com/feeds/ap/2007/05/26/ap3761454.html

I hope she joins Paris in jail.

[$till LegendaryU2K]

 I hope she start making better decisions in life.

Get well baby girl.  :'( <-----------OMGZ this smiley is awesome.

[Flannel Boy]

 I hope she start making better decisions in life.

Well she's making a new album as well, so the bad decisions keep piling on... like man after man piles on her roast beef sandwich.

[G The Resurrected]

i thought she had a ham n cheese pita between her legs

[Flannel Boy]

That photo is almost as disgusting as the photo of your butthole.  Well not really... But it is still really, really, really gross.

[Cyanista]

It's like every thread on this board gets taken down the wrong path by you, G.   

[Van Cruncheon]

g's lepered for a reason.

[G The Resurrected]

Hey i'm just drunk ok i havent ruined threads for weeks come on now.

[Van Cruncheon]

what happened to the newly discovered "drinking is bad" G, was he just a passing fancy

[Flannel Boy]

what happened to the newly discovered "drinking is bad" G, was he just a passing fancy

He jumped on a bike and rode off into the mountains.

[G The Resurrected]

i'm drunk off my meds dude i'm out of it. Heat + painpills + huge fat dude = drunken crazyness.  i'm a sweat log right now.

[etiolate]

just stop talking

[Error Macro]

i'm drunk off my meds dude i'm out of it. Heat + painpills + huge fat dude = drunken crazyness.  i'm a sweat log right now.

If your coherency is such that you can post on the internet with exactly the same (consistently poor) sentence construction as when you're sober, I highly doubt your level of intoxication could inhibit the ability to make judgments on poor taste.

[Flannel Boy]

i'm drunk off my meds dude i'm out of it. Heat + painpills + huge fat dude = drunken crazyness.  i'm a sweat log right now.

If you can't stand the heat then stay out of the kitchen.

Oh wait, that's not going happen. 

[G The Resurrected]

Bullshit i put soap in my shake instead of milk thats how fucked up i am.

[Error Macro]

Bullshit i put soap in my shake instead of milk thats how fucked up i am.

Do you keep your soap in the refrigerator?

[G The Resurrected]

No it was right next to the milk on the counter. but it was too late i was already mixing soap and icecream